That's Gonna Leave a Stain
As you're walking through the market to buy some more food, a tiny eep is heard. You turn to see Fluttershy there. She's really awkward. And not the 'shyly talk to you' kind of awkward, the 'watches you while you toss your salads' kind of awkward. She's a nymphomaniac with a huge crush on you, but she ain't getting the D.
You decide to humor her, "What's up Flutterbutt?"
She seems caught off guard when you respond, "Oh, um, I was wondering if maybe-"
A butterfly flies past her, tickling her nose a bit. Her face scrunches up and her eyes close.
She breathes in and lets out a loud, "ACHOO!"
A sputter noise is heard immediately afterwards. Just behind Fluttershy, a mare screams as she is sprayed with blood.
You jump back, "HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK?!"
Fluttershy turns sideways and the blood sprays the way her ass faces. She looks at you with sheer terror in her eyes.
"Oh my goodness, oh my goodness!"
She continues spraying blood out of her vagina. You back away from her and she comes closer, painting the ground behind her red.
You yell to her over the sound of liquid splashing the ground, "MY GOD, STOP!"
"I CAN'T! HELP ME!"
Using your quick thinking ability, you pick her up and hold her under your arm.
"Hold on! We have to plug you up!"
"O-Oh yes, plug me up..."
"THIS IS NO TIME YOU WHORE!"
You rush over to the nearest stand and grab a pineapple. Then using the strength of the gods, you jam the pineapple in her putrid bloody volcano of a vagina. She screams out and then the blood stops.
You exhale deeply, "Whew. That fixed it."
When you set her down, she stands there, completely still. Her legs begin shaking. She looks up at you as a noticeable bulge appears on her lower stomach.
"A-A-ANON!"
The pineapple goes flying out of her in a jet stream of blood, smacking into Applejack. The orange pony stands up and turns toward the direction she had been hit from.
"What in tarnation is goin-"
Fluttershy's vagina sprays blood all over her face.
She covers her eyes and runs around screaming, "AHHHH! IT'S IN MAH EYES! I GOT SUM IN MAH MOUTH!"
You look at Fluttershy, "Fluttershy, we have to get you to the hospital right now!"
She eeps as you pick her up, the blood shooting out like that broken sprinkler on 7th street. You run while holding her in your arms with her vagina out to the side so you don't get any on yourself. Ponies watch in horror as you make a red streak along the town. As you hold her in your arms, her nose brushes up against your shirt. Her face wrinkles up again.
She begins taking in air, "Aahhh..."
"No! Hold it in!"
She takes in more air, "Aaaaahhh..."
"YOU CAN DO IT!"
She takes in a ton of air, "AAAAA-"
She stops.
You take a deep breath while running, "Whew. Holy shit Fluttershy, you almost-"
"-CHOOO!"
The once sprinkler spray of blood has now turned into a powerful fire hose spray. The force of the blood shooting out of her trembling body sends you tumbling. To your disbelief and Fluttershy's terror, the power of the stream of red trailing from her vagina is enough to resist the planet's gravity and send you flying.
The two of you hold each other as her body expels inconceivable amounts of blood out of her baby cannon. You turn Fluttershy and both of you fly in the direction that her meat wallet is blowing the blood out of.
Coming to a realization that you can actually control this situation, you shout to Fluttershy "I think I understand how to fly you!"
She is in no mental state to be responding with actual words, "ANOOOON!"
You point her behind you and shoot off across the town, coating the rooftops in a brand spanking new firetruck red. Ponies scream and run around as they are splattered with inconceivable amounts of blood.
To prevent covering anyone else in Fluttershy's meat curtain blood, you point her down. This makes you go straight up at an alarming rate.
Rainbow flies up to you with a look of fear in her eyes, "ANON WHAT THE FUCK?!"
You yell back to her, "I DON'T KNOW! HELP!"
"I'LL TRY!"
When she tries to catch up to you, she gets hit by the blast of blood spraying down to the planet and loses the ability to fly. Your bloody jet pack soars up into the upper levels of the sky. You feel yourself losing oxygen as you travel so high into the sky. To prevent going into space, you point Fluttershy at the sun.
You take off like a red bullet back to the ground, and within a few seconds a cone shape starts to form around your body.
You grab hold of Fluttershy tightly and scream, "HOLY SHIT! FLUTTERSHY, HANG ON!"
In an circle explosion of red across the sky, you reach supersonic speeds. You hold Fluttershy close as you fall rapidly to the ground. In the last seconds you have falling to your death, you see something. A building.
"THE HOSPITAL!"
You turn Fluttershy toward the ground. She manages to slow you to almost a hover before you slam through the roof of the hospital. Nurse Redheart is standing there talking to some pony who is all bandaged up and bald. Fluttershy sprays her blood like a hose all over the bandaged pony. You place Fluttershy face first on the wall so she stays there flailing her limbs like a newborn deer.
"NURSE REDHEART! WE NEED YOUR HELP!"
She looks at you, then to Fluttershy who is flailing her limbs and spraying blood out of her penis fly trap like a fountain. Redheart takes off her nurse hat and throws it on the ground.
With a look of pure nope, she turns around, "They don't pay me enough for this." She walks out.
"NO! PLEASE, WE NEED YOUR HELP!"
She closes the door behind her.
Turn to the pony being forced against a wall by the power of her own vagina blood. "FLUTTERSHY, WHAT DO WE DO?!"
"I DON'T KNOW!"
Suddenly the door slams open. At least thirty angry ponies covered in blood stand there glaring at her.
One of them shouts, "SEND HER OFF INTO THE EVERFREE!"
They storm over to her and manage to remove her from the wall.
You push through the crowd to get to Fluttershy, "HEY! YOU CAN'T DO THAT! THIS ISN'T HER FAULT!"
She calls back to you as they move her over to the window.
"ANON!"
You jump over the crowd of ponies and grab onto her back leg. They let her go and she smashes through the window. The jetstream of blood begins to pound you in the face, so you swing yourself around her and grab her head. When you try to move her body, you realize it is too late as you head toward the Everfree forest. You crash through a few trees and tumble onto a field.
You sit up to see Fluttershy, face first in the grass, blood still spraying out of her. The grass tickles her nose and her face scrunches up.
You rush over to stop her, "OH NO!"
"AAACHOO!"
Suddenly the blood stops flowing. It all lands over you both. You look at her and she looks back at you. You scoop her up and hug her.
You run your fingers through her bloody hair as you hold her, "You should be dead. You should totally be dead. Oh my fucking god don't ever do that again."
She bashfully asks, "A-Anon?"
"What?"
She hides her eyes behind her mane a bit and bites her lip while staring at you. "D-did you think that was hot?"
You blink a few times. A bird lands next to you and you pluck out a feather from it. Using the feather, you tickle Fluttershy on the nose. She sneezes and goes shooting up into the sky, propelled by her own blood.
“Fucking Nymphoshy.”
Author's Note
Here's the picture that was supposed to go along with this story.
https://derpibooru.org/493940
I had written this about a year or so ago, but decided to update it a bit and bring it here because why the fuck not.
