Ranbloz burthdai Parti.

They had miraculously got away from beg mec and Appul Jark, And now their neckbeards were soaked in sweat.

"We hev gawwwwwwwt to hurraaaay to get the 4Chan, Reddit, And 9Gag armies together befooooore they get their Appul Horses!" Said rainbow dash, tired and beaded with sweat.

"Okai Ranblo, time to hawp on mah Laptop", said Pinki Pah, who realized that she didnt bring it, but it appeared next to her.

"But... Gawd ain't real!", screamed Pinki Pah, now doubting her Atheism. Then, she hopped on it, went and got them contacted, and within 30 minutes they arrived.

Now, they had an army of fedora wearing neckbeards on their side.

"Ummmmm, Pinkeh Paaaaah, can I get an autograph *mphmgmph*", said one of them, sweating hard through his whole body with a little bludge in his pants.

"Eeeeeehhhhhhhhh, Later", said Pinki Pah. Once she got her Neckbeard Army together armed with Mountain Dew guns and Dorito Launchers, the Appuls appeared shortly after.

"NECKBEARDS, ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWK!!", screamed Ranblo Darsh as the battle started. To the left side of the appuls, we saw A battle tank the height of an apple tree with apple decor on it. On the right we saw Beg Mec, screaming his made up language that apparently the appuls could understand.

They were all armed with apple and apple accessories(Its almost like a reference or something), from just apples to apple pies to apple weapons such as Assault Rifles, mashed apple grenade launchers etc..

The neckbeards were slightly wrecking, some on the floor snifling and crying. Some were shooting dew and them, getting them sticky-ish from the dew and spraying them with doritos. The occasional person screamed at one of them "ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED", nobody got it but nobody thought anything of it.

After about 20 minutes, they got tired and ran away.

"WHEAAARE ARE ALL Y'ALL PUSSIES GOIN?!?",screamed Ranblo Darsh and Pinki Pah.

"Now, you learn your lesson" said Appul Jark as her army shot at her.

The last thing they thought of were their neckbeards and chins.