Ranbloz burthdai Parti.

It wuz A bright sunday afternoon. Pinki Pah and Ranblo Darsh were stroking their neckbeards under A apple tree when Pinki Pah said,

"Hey Darshi! Stop stroking your neckbeard and look into mah eyes!", said Pinki Pah, eggsited.

"waaaaht do you waaaaaaaaahnt paynkaaaay?", said Ranblo Darsh, cunfuzzled.

"ITS UR BIRTHDAIIII, SILLEH LITTLE FILLEH!", Said the eggsited Pinki Pah.

"OMG UR RIGHT PINKI PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWH!", Screamed Ranblo Darsh.

"OMG AHM SOOOOOOOO EGGSITED!" They both screamed. Then proceeded to stroke eachothers Neckbeards.

"AAAAAAAWWWOOOOOOH YAAAAAAAAAAWH!", Moaned Ranblo Darsh in pleasure.

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" Screamed Pinki Pah in pleasure.

They felt eachothers double chins, feeling every little part. Then proceeded to clop to what they were doing.

"WUUHCHYALLL DOEN?!?", Screamed Appul Jark, frightened at the sight of them touching eachother. She had never seen something so horrifying in her life. Clopping was her greatest fear. Thats why she never went on any websites with pony art anymore. She was so frightened that she threw of her "OBEY" hat, and her doritos and Mountain Dew. Hearing the frightened scream, Beg Mecantoesh ran for her. Sweat trickled down Pinki Pah and Ranblo Darshes necks, and then soaked up by their enormous neckbeards.

"Oh haaaaaaaaaaaay, Beg MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECantooooesh", said Ranblo Darsh, Worried.

"HARRBIDYDARDARFIDDYDARGETTYDISH (WHAT DA HEEEEEEEL ARE YOU DOIN')!", Yelled Beg Mecantoesh. Nobody could understand him, he spoke his own made up language, and cant teach us because he only talks in that language most of the time. We all think its a Appul family tradition. The appul family is all about their tradition and their beliefs and whatnot.

"Eh heh, yeh ok Mec. Nice day to you to", Said pinki pah.

"Pinkeh Paaaaaaaah, he sounded angraaaay. Why would he say that?!?", whispered Ranblo in Pinki's ear. Pinki Pah can be an airhead sometimes. Actually, mostly all the time. Kind of like an insensitive 8-year old.

"RAAAHBALOOFLEDOOFLEGIFFLEJIFFYPEANUTBUTTERCRECREFREFRE (I'm going to wreck you on Black Ops 2 And IRL mate!)!!!!", Said Big Mec, making the biggest frown possible. His frown horrified everybody, even the "totally" fearless Ranblo Darsh. She got through 5 nights at Freddy's 1 and 2, and that frown still horrified her.

"THATS PROBAAAAAAWWWBLEH BAAAAAAAD!!", Said Ranblo Darsh, spooked by his frowny face.

"SCRIBBBBLEFALIZLEFIDDYRIDDLEGRYSYGGYSIFLYSI (NOW YOU GONNA DIE YOU LITTLE PONY)!", screamed Beg Mec. Then he proceeded to attack us. He tried to smash us with his hooves, which made 3-inch holes in the ground whenever he attacked. His swift punches were hard to dodge, but they somehow managed.

"RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN TO THE 4CHAN, REDDIT, AND 9GAG ARMEH! WE NEED BECKUP!" Screamed Pinki Pah.