This story is a subtle exploration into the interpersonal pitfalls that can suddenly manifest when one friend tackles another and stuffs a frozen dessert into their rectum. Taking bits and pieces from the lessons found in such classics as Pinkie Pie's Pop-Tart Penetration, Deep in Celestia, and that titanic best seller, Cheeks and Squeaks, this tale warms the heart and stirs the mind. We may never see its like again, and that keeps me up at night.

—Pastern Withers, Professor of Pony Studies, Cambridge

This story is rated M by the ADA. I think the M is for Molars, but I'm not sure. What the hell do a bunch of dentists know about fine literature, anyway?