The Fandom World
The Shrekoning: Part 1
Load Full StoryNext Chapter'W-where am I?' Said Twilight. One moment she was talking to Spike in the library and suddenly she was teleported into a field. There seemed to be.. Creatures around here.
'Looks like we got a new helper' Said one
'Shut the fuck up, it's a pony. It can't help us, dipshit.' Said another
Twilight recognised them... She just couldn't make out who they where..
'Ah! I see... You're Batman.. From batman. You're Akihisa Yoshii from Baka and Test. You're Eren from Attack on Titan. You're Kirito from Sword Art Online. And you... You're... Um.. Who are you again?
'I'm Ash Ketchum.. From Pokémon? Anyway, who are you?' He replied.
'I'm Twilight Sparkle. I'm from the My Little Pony universe. May I ask why characters with no relation to each other's universes are here? Either we are here for a reason, or the writer was high. I want to know what he was smoking and where I can get some.' Said Twilight. 'Like.. Batman and Akihisa! Anyway, not many people even know about the Baka and Test anime sooooooo...'
'Shut up! I'm summoning my avatar - Summon!' Said Akihisa. Nothing happened. 'Whoops, forgot I'm not in my own universe anymore.'
'Don't worry, Twilight. We are as confused as you.' Said Ash. 'We'll figure this out soon enough.. I hope. We were summoned just like you where, in the middle of a random task.'
Batman started walking. 'Hey Batman, where are you going?' Shouted Eren.
'I'm following the huge fucking arrow signs. Maybe they'll lead us somewhere!' Said Batman in a sarcastic voice. Everyone started following him anyway.
After a couple miles, Twilight stopped. 'Something's wrong.' The mare announced. She shot a spark of magic forward and it bounced back, hitting Kirito's sword. 'You better watch it, little pony.' Said Kirito.
'Don't worry, Kirito. It seems there's a barrier blocking our way to this castle.' Said Twilight. The mare seemed confused, but she tried to shake it off. If only she had her books from the library. There has to be a book somewhere in that library for invisible barriers.
'Hey, pony. You must be here for a reason. This castle and barrier was not here before. You're also the only one who can use magic, which must mean something.. Right?' Said Eren.
'That's a very plausible explanation, but the problem is..-' said Twilight, before she was cut off by Batman.
'Problem? Problem?! We've been waiting for a reason to be here for.. 2 or 3.. Days. You must have a spell to break through this barrier!'
'But the problem is,' twilight continued, 'that I don't remember the spell. I'll have to think for a bit but I only ever had to break through a barrier when my brother used to block his room so I wouldn't see him..-' said Twilight, before Ash cut her off.
'TMI, Twilight.' He said.
TWO HOURS LATER
'I did it! I remember it!' Shouted Twilight.
'Good.' Said Batman
'Finally!' Said Akihisa
'Hype!' Said Ash
'Cool..' Said Kirito
'I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THE BEES AND THE EAGLES! Um.. Just singing my OP.. Nice, Twilight..' Said Eren.
Twilight's horn lit up. A spark of magic flew out, covering the barrier. Before you could say 'Ash Akihisa Batman Kirito Eren Twilight', the barrier was gone. They all walked in, nervously.
There, sitting around a table where Rainbow Dash, the creator of this FanFiction, the creators friend (who came up with the idea for the FanFiction) and Bill Nye. 'Awesome! Your here!' Shouted Twilight.
'W-why are we here? Who are you? Why us? What did we do? I demand answers!' Shouted Kirito. He started to draw his sword.
'Woah there, calm down youngster. We are the Gods of the Fan universe. From FanFiction, to Fandoms, to clop. We are the gods. You have been summoned to save the world of the Fandoms from an evil force, an evil, evil force, that if not stopped, will destroy the world of Fandoms until all that are left are Brogres. We don't want Shrek is Love, Shrek is life on our Twitter Timeline for the rest of our Internet lives! Do you except your challenge, noble warriors (and pony..)?' Said Bill Nye
'Yeah!' Said Akihisa
'Sounds cool.' Said Eren
'Whatever.' Said Batman.
'I'll fight like I've never fought before!' Shouted Kirito
'It'll be better than a Pokémon journey!' Said Ash
'I'm in!' Said Twilight.
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