A Shitty Compilation of Shitty Short Stories

a long tiem ago ina galaksy far far away...................................

TEH GRATE WARE

EPSIOD 1914

CRISMAS TRUS

It is a preiod (heh HEH perod blud lol!1!!1!!!11)1 of wore in thee world far away howevr there is lots of peec. in equstra were whoreses live.  Tiny whorez.  ponys.  it was pece.  But in erth, it was WAR!!1!!!1!1!! (o noes!1!!11)!1! yess, A WORLD WART!1!11!1! (my grandmom waz in it so don be meen in the coments k kule :)) world war 1 to be excact.  Aniways, it was 1914, and hcristmas. and thet sholder was have fun !! becuz the were fgood but then it end cuz there officishuls said NO!1!!!1 cuz tey'r meanies! an communist happen anywah, in equestra tweilight spoikle (my favrit cuz she smart. i arnt smart, cus i have mental retartshun specificly autism" thats what my docter an mum and pa sayd pls dont be meen too me cuz my dad kill himself :( still sad) she was woking on a spll to increes trade with griffion kingdom, an dshe acidently make PORTUL! to erath.  she saw war, and is scared, and gose back equstra, were he safe.  War is bad. i fell bad for da solders and her cuz she have to see wat mu granda saw. anyway, it is a gift to all soldrs and ded peepl, also, it, its lade cuz i slow at typin. k, hope u like it!!1!!!11!1!

PEECE!11!!!!!:):):)

ps I alslo want stick my wienr in Toilet sprinklez aan cum iin her ;)