Double-O Cheerilee

Dear Diary,

I am currently being sent out to collect information about a suspicious pony. The only things we know about it is that it's purple, and the pony itself has a lot of power. I have yet to find out who he or she is, but it's pretty important.

I work for Trixie's Spy Service. My assistant is a green blop named Gummy. I really have no idea what it is, but he's really nice. Such good manners blops have. I wish my students were blops. (I mean, they already are. I just wish they acted like them.)

I am boarding a train. I am supposed to get off at the crystal empire; that is where the purple criminal was last time according to Trixie.

Although my sidekick is only a spy, he's very helpful. He knows a lot about the pony we're looking for than anypony else. However, only Trixie can understand him.

I am now on the train. I put on my shades to be secretive so that nopony knows who I am. I pull out a newspaper and begin to read it. But, I'm not really reading it. I am gathering super-cool awesome secret agent information stuff about who and what's on the train. I have a sensor on my watch telling me if the area around me is safe.

However, me and my assistant Gummy are not safe. Somepony has snuck in a bomb- and it's about to go off in less than a minute. I quickly grab Gummy, and I break the window. We jump out and land in the dead grass below. After a few minutes I look up, and I can tell this isn't good.

The train explodes. Ponies are running. Luckily Gummy and I are safe, but I couldn't help but feel bad for the ponies that weren't. I look around. We are in between Canterlot and the Crystal Empire- this land is deserted. Cold, hard, desert land was all I could see around me. Gummy stood up, and began following the train tracks the way we were going in the first place.

I decided to follow the green blop; those things can be pretty smart. We are now walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And walking. And then we stopped.

We are now in front of the Crystal Empire. Now to find a purple pony with a lot of power, I thought to myself.

Suddenly, I hear a scream.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

I run to the situation.

Gummy is biting a purple crystal pony's leg.

"Gummy- I mean, Pie Man! Pie Man! Let go of her!" I yell. Gummy lets go, and we walk over to a bench and have a talk.

"OK, you're code name is Pie Man. I''m Double-O Cheerilee. Now, you're a spy, and I'm a secret agent. So, you collect dat info and I'l make sure Trixie arrests them. OK?" I said.

Gummy shook his head 'yes'.

"OK. Now, let's do this!" I said, pushing my shades back towards my eyes.

We haven't found anypony yet. We are now checking into a fancy hotel near the Crystal Castle. As I unpack, I smell something strange.

I step out into the hallway; the smell is a lot more stronger in there. It smells like a toe. A twinkle toe. I follow the smell down the hallway. Then the smells seems to go down stairs. I am on floor eleven. I can smell the twinkle toe smell down on floor one. So, I go down to floor ten. Then I go down to floor nine. Then I go down to floor eight.  Then I go down to floor seven. Then I go down to floor six. Then I go down to floor five. Then I go down to floor four. Then I go down to floor three. Then I go down to floor two. Then I go down to floor one. Then I go down to the basement by accident. Then I go back up to floor one.

A purple pony is walking out of the lobby and into the night of the Crystal Empire. I have a victim. I reach into my pony pocket for my walkie talkie. I tell Gummy that "I have followed a purple pony with a twinkle toe scent down to floor one and she is my first victim. She is making a left on Royals Road near the castle; could you be a backup for me and spy? Perhaps with the both of us, we'll gather a lot of information to prove she's guilt of- wait, why are we going to arrest her?"

I ran back up to my hotel room because Gummy verbally speaks Chinese. But, he can write in my language... whatever this language is.

He wrote down that  "We are to capture a purple pony with a lot of power because it is a dangerous threat to Trixie. It has been called many names in the past, like 'unicorn', 'magic', 'L.S.B.F.F.', 'princess', and 'kikolum'."

"Hmm...  I have no idea who that is, but it's somepony you and Trixie must know about very well. Here, why don't you go spy, and I'll stay here, observing scientific data. You know, finger hoof prints and stuff." I said. Gummy agreed.

I got busy observing things. To observe, you must look at things, and then write down what they're doing. So, first, I stared at a hoof print. And I stared. And I stared. And I stared. And I stared. And I stared. And I stared. And I stared. And I stared. And I stared. And I stared. And I stared. And I stared. And I stared. And I stared. And I stared. And I stared. And I stared. And I stared. And I stared. And I stared. And I stared. And I stared. And I stared. And I stared. And I stared. And I stared. And I stared. And I stared. And then I wrote down that it did nothing.

I soon got tired. So I wrote this diary entry. I don't know what tomorrow has in store for me, but I think we have our suspect. Until next time, I'm Double-O Cheerilee. Goodnight.