Double-O Cheerilee

Dear Diary,

Today me and Gummy are going to arrest the purple alicorn for being rude to Trixie for not letting her take over Equestria during their magic duel. The purple alicorn seems very familiar to me. I guess she reminds me of my friend Twilight Sparkle. Oh well.

The stupid purple pony went back to Ponyville. Luckily I packed myself in her suitcase. Her suitcase smells like the color yellow. It also tasted like fossils, and not to mention it smelled like yellow.

When she unpacked it, she didn't notice me. I jumped out and landed in... Apple Jack's room? How does my old-time best friend Apple Jack not notice this horrible criminal is in her bedroom? Maybe the purple pony broke in? Maybe the purple pony broke in, and is going to hurt Apple Jack? I couldn't let that happen, so I pulled out a taser gun and used it on her. Apple Jack was coming up the stairs. I could hear her humming as the sound of creaky stairs became louder. I quickly hid the frozen body underneath Apple Jack's bed.

"Well Howdy Twi- Cheerilee? What are you do'in here?" She asked me.

"Hi, Apple Jack. Hey, do you have any food/ I'm starving!"

"Uh... sure?"

"Great! I'll be downstairs in the kitchen." I trotted downstairs.

Inside of Apple Jack's fridge is like food heaven. She has apple pie, apple fritters, and l a lot more apple things. "Hey! Apple Jack! Mind if I have some of your apple pudding?!" I yelled. (Apple Jack was still upstairs.)

"Nope." A calm, masculine voice said behind me. I turned around. It was a stallion, and he was even hotter than the train conductor from Tuesday!

"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, good-look'in! You eez hott! I likey you!" I said, leaning my head on his chest. The stallion looked down at me. He looked confused, maybe even a little scared.

"Sorry, but you are hott! I hope you feel the same way about me..." I said, realizing he might not like me.

Then, he said "Feyup" and hugged me. I kissed him, and then he kissed me, and then we hugged even tighter, and then romantic violins began playing the background. And then he proposed to me, and I said "Feyup" like he did, and then we kissed even more, and then Apple Jack came down.

Stupid orange pony was protective over her older brother. She said to "git off him" but then I used my taser on her. And then after he kissed me I wrote this entry. So tomorrow I will arrest the purple pony, I guess. But until then, I am Double-O Cheerilee, and I am making future plans for me and the hott farmboy that I never learned his name.