Double-O Cheerilee

Dear Diary,

So this is what happened when I told Gummy about the purple alicorn and her strange parents. As I told the green blop o' slime about her, he began to dance. I was all like "Sooo, then I saw this really freakin hot stallion" and he was all like dancing, and I was all like "Gummy, aren't you going to listen to me" and he was all like still dancing, and a camel wearing a jet pack just blasted through our hotel wall, and I was all like "Sup, bruh?"

Two Minutes Earlier in Egypt

A camel named Harry Bob Melvin Clark was eating a stick of butter while watching TV. Bob, (we'll call him that for now) saw a commercial on TV starring a camel walking around saying it was Hump Day. Bob realized that this was what he was meant to do as a camel, so he went and bought a jet pack. Then he flew to Saudi Arabia and crashed in to a wall. Then he flew to Zimbabwe and crashed in to a wall. Then he flew to China and crashed in to a wall. Then he flew to New York and crashed in to a wall. Then he flew to Mars and crashed in to a wall. Then he flew to back to Saudi Arabia and crashed in to a wall.

Then he flew to our hotel and crashed in to a wall. And I am writing this down. Until next time, I'm Double-O Cheerilee, and I'll be wondering how a camel even gets a jet pack in the first place.