Author's Note

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This is my full potential, huh? So it's...

Goku found himself on a strange, exotic world. It was full of weird, bendy trees and the distinct smell of hot dogs lingered in the air. Goku noticed in front of him a green gem containing six pink butterflies, but the allure of the hot dogs was too much. "Can't go very far, can it?" he questioned. "Should probably pick it up, just in case." The Saiyan picked up the gem, and flew off to the source of the heavenly smell.

The smell came from a hot dog stand. Behind the stand stood a figure standing behind the standing hot dog stand stood. The kind red and black-coloured gentleman served Goku the biggest dog he'd ever seen. It was like a Great Dane, but Greater, and Daner. Goku tried gulping the whole thing at once, but he struggled to take the long, thick, meaty dog that slithered down deep into his throat.

Goku couldn't take it and began choking. It was at that very moment the tall, dark stranger began laughing. The laugh had a peculiar ring to it that he'd heard before, and that's when he heard the words "Die, monkey!" protrude from the gentleman's mouth. It was Freezer! The red and black Freezer laughed as he presented Goku with melted and warm Ben & Jerry's. Freezer slammed his door on Goku's face, sending him flying, and unchoking the the dog from Goku.

"Freezer!" Goku screamed.

"Look at me!" Freezer's handle smirked. "Look at the magnificence of my final final final form!"

"It's no good!" cried Goku. "He's too strong! I can't beat him!" Goku's shirt tore itself from the intense fight.

King Kai gasped. "No, Goku, you can't!" but it was too late, Freezer removed a pork chop from his top shelf.

"How long has that been defrosting?" Goku asked, a tear rolling down his face.

"A whole week!" Freezer chortled, triumphantly.

King Kai couldn't believe it "No! It's totally spoiled! You can't cook that now!" he bellowed.

Goku slammed his fists on the ground "It would have made a delicious meal." he choked, reaching out for the soggy chop. "I'll defeat him. I swear on Yamcha's life, I will avenge you!!"

Goku took his time to study Freezer's movements, and just by chance, he noticed Freezer's tail plug. It wasn't plugged in! He quickly flew over to grab it, but Freezer was to smrt and reeled it in.

"Bwahaha! Monkey, did you really think you could grab my tail plug? Even if you did plug it in, you could never re-freezer this minted lamb!" Freezer threw the lamb at Goku's face. The little mint leaves stuck to Goku's face. The saiyan was least impressed. He threw a ball of energy at Freezer, but Freezer knocked it away with his door. "You can't beat me, my power level is maximum!"

"No!" rebutted Goku (heh, butt). "You am not Brolly! I will defeat you now!" Goku knocked Freezer into th ground, but he was not defeat, but he was showing his butt (heh, butt). Goku took this opportunity to focus a beam of energy straight to Freeer's tail plug. Goku penetrated Freezer's tail deeply. Freezer moaned. Goku pushed harder and deeper, making Freezer groan louder and louder.

Goku knew he would destroy Freezer, but he did not stop. He wanted Freezer to feel his full force. The saiyan thrust his beam harder into Freezer, making Freezer tremble. "Stop! B-baka!" Freezer pleaded, but Goku did not want to stop. He was almost finished. He gave it one last heave and his energy spurted all over Freezer's back. Freezer was now defeated. Goku was exhausted. He needed about ten minutes to collect himself before he could go again.

Goku took his gem. He left Freezer, but he deleted Freezer's number from his phone because he didn't want to give so much again without getting anything in return. Goku wept because Freezer was selfish. He felt dirty, unclean and unloved. A tear rolled down his face as he took what dignity he had left and departed back to the TARDIS.

Meanwhile, Sonic had arrived on his home planet of Mobius. There, he found himself in the midst of darkness, though he could hear a Shadow-y figure shuffling around. Sonic could see the faintest of pink glows in the distance. He apperoached the glow, but saw a Shadow looming over it! Sonic gasped! "Ah!" he gasped. "Who's there?" he asked. "Mr Eggbuttnick! You better not be stealing my plans or We're going to have some very stern words!" he frowned.

"No!" said the Shadow. "It's is I, Shadow!"

"I can see you're a Shadow butt I can't see who the Shadow is!" Sonic cried.

"It is I, Shadow!" the Shadow repeated "Shadow The Hedgehog!"

Sonic gasped! "Ah!" he gasped. He was so startled at the startling revelation that the Shadow revealed was Shadow that he gasped! "Ah!" Sonic gasped!

"Why are you here?" Shadow riddled.

"I'm here for a gem!" Sonic boldly stated.

"This gem. It came to me. It spoke to me. It wanted to be my friend, and I its friend. I've never had a friend before, Sonic. Do you know why?"

"I can't imagine why..." Sonic crie.

"It's because I have a tragic backstory! And look at me! I'm black! And red! I'm like... I'm like an OC, but I'm real!" Shadow suffered. "I am the pinnacle, the number one, the tragic red and black OC to top all red and black OC's. I'm not allowed friends, because that would make my story less tragic, and any friends I do have are taken away from me to make my story even more tragic!" Shadow retreated to the Shadows, "And to top off the onslaught of cliché character development, they made me immortal! My biggest tragedy is that I have to live out a story that gets more tragic each day for all eternity."

"It's not that bad, Shadow. At least you still have a fan-base that isn't just made up of Chris-chan."

"I don't want to hear it, Thomas! You cam here for your gem, so take your gem, b-baka!" Shadow threw the gem at Sonic. Sonic was too quick, though, and caught the gem! The gem was pink and contained five blue and yellow balloons.

"Thank you, Shadow. Your are my BFF 5eva, because 5eva is more than 4eva!" Sonic hugged Shadow. Shadow blushed.

"Sonic-kun!" Shadow sighed. "Before you go, there's one thing I've always wanted to know..."

"What is it?" Sonic enquired, softly.

"D- ...do you... like me, Sonic-kun?" Shadow was flushed with embarrassment.

Sonic immediately released Shadow from his embrace. It's not that he didn't like Shadow, but was taken by surprise by his interest. "Shadow, I..." Sonic's lip quivered with emotion. "I do."

"You do??" Shadow gasped in surprise.

"Yes, I do... and I've always wondered if you feel the same way. Maybe we...could share a kissu?" Sonic blushed.

"Kissu??!" Shadow trembled. "but that would be embarrassing!" his face glowed red.

"Please, Shadow-senpai! For me?" Sonic pushed.

Shadow turned away in embarrassment, then turned to Sonic-kun in anger. "Fine, Sonic-kun, I will kiss you! But it's not because I like you or anything, b-baka!!" Shadow shouted.

Sonic wasted no time. He pulled Shadow close, held him tightly and kissed him passionately under the setting sun. Shadow moaned with pleasure from Sonic's dominance. He felt a wave of relaxation overcome him as Sonic held Shadow's waist and their lips met one another's. As Sonic pulled away, Shadow panted with excitement. He stood there, trying to take in the reality of what had just transpired.

Sonic looked back lovingly at Shadow, as he took his gem, smiled and departed back to the TARDIS.

"S-Sonic-kun?" Shadow mumbled as Sonic disappeared from view, grasping his pink gem.