"Where are we, anyway?" Twilight asked.

"Oh, yes!" The Doctor shrieked, "I forgot! We're on Karpabaflobobalobounous! It was the Great Trifearanoflex of the Galanbaranox tribe of Cheshire! Their world underwent some radical discombobulation after their gyroflux went weewoo and all the little Lylo Pax started genopallating toward the Ayrean Sun."

...I didn't even keep up with that one, and I wrote it...

"Put simply, if you like Pina Coladas, you don't wanna get caught in this rain! My ship is over there! Come with me and escape!" The Doctor explained, pointing at a blue box atop a hill. The Doctor ran to his box...though Sonic ran faster, Twilight used her OP magic skills to teleport to the box, and Goku flew. Eventually, the Doctor caught up.

"Wow, Doc" Sonic laughed "you're, like, ~~20%~~ ... ~~over 9000~~ ... ~~gotta go fast~~ ... way slower than the rest of us. We need to get you some faster transport, bro."

The sweaty, out of breath Doctor snarled at Sonic, before composing himself and opening the doors to his TARDIS. The group were lead inside by the Doctor. None were seemingly impressed. This angered the Doctor. "Aren't you going to say it?"

The group looked at him with confused expressions.

"Say what?" Twilight enquired.

"You know..." he waved his arms around manically, signalling the unusual size of the room.

"Oh..." Goku was the first to cotton on. "This is a very nice house you have, Doc!"

"First of all: no. Second of all: stop calling me 'Doc'. It's not 'Doc', it's 'Doctor'. I didn't choose this name so I can have it shortened to resemble some hair-brained numbskull who ended up helping his companion pop his own grandmother's cherry! It's 'Doctor', okay? And no, I mean aren't you going to comment about it being bigger inside than the outside?" (That's what she said!)

To the Doctor's displeasure, each gave short, to the point reasons why this shit wasn't new to them:

Goku: "Hyperbolic Time Chamber"
Twilight: "Canterlot High"
Sonic: "Chilli Dogs."

The Doctor rolled his eyes as he started playing with switches and levers. Twilight, meanwhile, was gazing at the mysterious gem that lay in front of them. "It's so weird," she muttered, "It looks like Rainbow's Element of Harmony..." Twilight was curious "Hey, Goku. How many Dragon Balls are there?"

Goku paused for a moment. "Uh, seven."

"And Sonic, you said this looked like an Emerald of sorts?"

Sonic nodded "Uh, yeah; the Chaos Emeralds. There are seven of those, too."

"Interesting." Twilight racked her brain "I thought there was a connection there, but the problem is there are only six Elements of Harmony in Equestria..."

The Doctor walked up to Goku, snatching the gem from his hand, inspecting it closer. "Your little watch picked this up. Maybe, just maybe, with a little pokey-jiggery, we can hook it up to the TARDIS, and if there are any more, we can find them wherever they are in space... or time..."

Everyone's ears perked and smiles beamed across their collective faces. The Doctor took the Dragon Radar from Goku and promptly began tearing it apart, taking loose wiring from the TARDIS and connecting it to the Radar's motherboard. The ball from the radar disappeared temporarily, before displaying itself on the TARDIS console's monitor.

Suddenly, all 7 gems were displayed on screen. Everyone gasped, laughed and cheered in sweet, cheesy amazement at the magic technological botch job that somehow worked if only for plot convenience!

"Right!" smirked the Doctor "Here's the plan. There are three of you, and we have six of these little doohickies left to find. So! I propose we split up!" The Doctor pushes a lever on his console. Two more exits appear. "The TARDIS has locked onto the locations of three of our little trinkets. All you have to do is walk through those doors, collect your prize and walk back inside."

"How hard can it be?" Jeremy questioned.

"No, don't say that!" shouted Hammond.

"Oh, cock!" exclaimed May.

The Doctor swivelled around to find reruns of Top Gear on Dave playing through the monitor. The Doctor swiftly produces his sonic screwdriver and silences it. "And on that bombshell, it's time to actually do something this chapter. Good night!"

The audience claps as the credits roll.

Previously on Super PonyBall X:

Twilight found some portals.

Sonic got some sweet pony butt.

And I drove the new The Ferrari The Ferrari around our test track.

Bow-dow-wow-waaaaah-wooooah, baaahhhawaaahhh

"Hello!" Jeremy waves at the camera as the audience claps. "Hello! We're back! Yes! Hello and welcome to a very special 3000th series of Top Gear!" Jeremy smiles as he rubs his hands together. "Now we know cars nowadays are nothing like they used to be in the old days and ever since fossil fuels ran out, we've been dealing with these awful-sounding electric replacements. That is...until now!"

"This. Is a Dalek. And It comes. From the planet Skaro. And today... We're going inside!"

"Now this Dalek stands about 5ft tall, and is made from light-weight dalekanium, so it weighs about the same as Boris Johnson. It has a plunger, for plunging things, and a whisk, which can help make a fairly good carrot cake."

"However, when you crack open the hardened dalekanium shell, what you'll find inside is known to be the most dangerous creation... in the multiverse!"

The Doctor sighed as he switched off the TV and looked back at the monitor to check the progress of his newly-found companions.

Twilight was the first to arrive. She found herself back in her own land of Equestria. It had turned dark, and the moon glowed and eerie shade of red. To her disappointment, the gem wasn't in sight. Instead, she was confronted by a large red and black alicorn with a broken horn, bat wings, cat eyes and vampire-like fangs.

The evil enemy pony cackled and bellowed with evil laughter. "Princess!" she yelled. "Your end is now! It is I, Dark Lord Thunderstormblaze! Do you not remember me? I have a long and tragic back story! I was raised by wolves in the freezing Arctic North for one thousand years after my parents died tragically by being murdered by a criminal right in front of me! I inherited the throne, but I didn't want the throne because it wouldn't bring back my dead parents! So I vowed to take my revenge and I did! It has taken 1000 years, but you am now I shall defeat!"

Twilight was terrorfied in terror!

"Twilight!" The Doctor yelled. "You must defeat her and destroy Metal Gear!"

"Yes!" Twilight shouted at the evil OC. "You can not defeat love!" she yelled. Twilight galloped full speed toward the alicorn, crying her cryingest war cry! She leapt full force into the evil mare and hugged the loving shit out of her! The evil alicorn OC tried to flee, but Twilight's grasp was too strong! She could feel the evil inside her being defeated, and it was good! The evil inside her, she let it go, and the goodness became her. She tranformed into a dorable white and gold filly with the biggest, most kawaii eyes you ever saw.

Lying by her side was a gem! This one was orange, and it contained three of Applejack's Element of Harmony. The evil OC was the gem! And defeating the evil inside her unlocked the gem which lets us move onto the next level!

"Well done!" cheered the Doctor. "You won! Now you have to carry the gem back to the TARDIS!"

Twilight heard the Doctor and did as he said because she knew it was the right thing to do and that's what what she done.

"Okay!" clapped the Doctor as Twilight came back through the doors. "Now we can check on the others!"

Author's Note

Sauce for 'Top Hoof' image.