Backround Ponies Play Cards Against Equiniti

There sat five ponies. Derpy, Doctor Whooves, Berry Punch, Lyra, And DJ Pon-3.

'Welcome everyone, and thank you for coming in such short notice. My friend Rainbow Dash recommended this game to me that she played with her friends. She said it was really fun, so today we're going to play it!' Announced Derpy. Sat next to her was a little black box with the words 'Cards Against Equiniti' on the front. Derpy opened the box and read the rules outloud.

'To start the game, each player draws ten white "answer" cards. One randomly chosen player begins as the card Czar, and plays a black "question" card. The Card Czar reads the question out to the group. Each player answers the question by passing one white "answer" card, face down to the Card Czar. The Card Czar shuffles all of the answers, reads them out loud in a humorous fashion, and picks their favourite. Whoever played that answer gets to keep the Black Card as one Awesome Point. After each round, a new player becomes the Card Czar, and every player draws back up to ten cards. So does everyone get it?'

There was a mumble of 'yes' from the other four ponies. 'Okay let's start! I guess I'll be the Card Czar! Here's my Black Card:

When Princess Twilight Sparkle locks herself up in her room, what does she like to do?' Said Derpy. Instantly there was a few murmurs of 'Dear Celestia' and 'oh my this card is gonna win' and a bit of laughter. Soon enough, all of the White Cards had been handed to Derpy.

'Okay let's read them all out.

When Princess Twilight Sparkle locks herself up in her room, what does she like to do?

Look hot pics of Celestia' Said Derpy

The whole room exploded into laughter

'I knew that ponies shipped them, but wow' said Doctor Whooves between tears of laughter.

After the laughter died down, Derpy read out the second one.

'When Princess Twilight Sparkle locks herself up in her room, what does she like to do?

Read FlutterCord Clop.'

Once again, the whole room exploded in laughter

'Oh my Celestia, tell Rainbow Dash that this game is both horrifying and hilarious!' Said Lyra to Derpy. They where one black card in and they were all already enjoying themselves.

'Next one.' Said Derpy

'When Princess Twilight Sparkle locks herself up in her room, what does she like to do?

Stare at Derpy's flank.. W-w-what?'

Nobody laughed that time. DJ Pon-3 shuddered. Derpy was particularly horrified.

'Okay next one!' Said Derpy swiftly. 'There's one more.

When Princess Twilight Sparkle locks herself up in her room, what does she like to do?

Caress her lifesized plushie of Doctor Whooves.'

Everyone looked at Doctor Whooves. He started blushing 'g-guys this is just a game remember?' He said shyly.

'I pick the last one as the best. Who's was that?' Said Derpy

'It was mine..' Said Lyra.

'Haha, good pick Lyra, you made Doctor Whooves blush!' Said Derpy 'Okay, new Card Czar! Berry Punch, you can be the Card Czar!'

'O-o-okay..!' She said. She picked up a card.

'What is the title of the album DJ Pon-3 is listening to?'

Everyone started shuffling through their cards immediately, except for DJ Pon-3 who took a moment to process the dirty thoughts of what people will pick. She then started looking through her cards.

Soon enough, everyone had passed a card forward.

'Okay, first one.' Said Berry Punch

'What is the title of the album DJ Pon-3 is listening to?

Gay - A gay Musical: The Gay Soundtrack'

Everyone was in hysterics except for DJ Pon-3, who was kinda creeped out.

'For the record, although I have nothing against Homosexuals, I am not Homosexual.' Said DJ Pon-3.

'Haha.. Okay. Next one!

What is the title of the album DJ Pon-3 is listening to?

The Art of Seduction.' Laughed Berry Punch

'That is so totally NOT what I'm listening to!' Shouted DJ Pon-3 over the laughter of the other four ponies.

'It's fine DJ Pon-3! We don't really think that! Shouted Doctor Whooves back to DJ Pon-3

After the laughter died down, Berry Punch read out the next one

'What is the title of the album DJ Pon-3 is listening to?

Rodents of unusual size.'

Everyone was laughing, including DJ Pon-3.

'Okay there's one more!' Said Berry punch.

'What is the title of the album DJ Pon-3 is listening to?

The infamous Bill Cosby Sex Tape.'