Backround Ponies Play Cards Against Equiniti

'I'm... I don't... Why would you even listen to that?' Said DJ Pon-3. Everyone shuddered.

'By far, the last one was the best!' Said Berry Punch. Who's was it?' Said Derpy.

A single brown hoof was raised into the air. It was Doctor Whooves.

'Okay, since you won, you can be the card Czar.' Said Berry Punch.

'Yay!' Said Doctor Whooves sarcastically.

'Okay, here's the black card.' Said Doctor Whooves.

'Out of all the dreams Princess Luna has seen, what is the weirdest one she's seen yet about?'

The only sound in the room was the shuffling of cards. Doctor Whooves was staring through the window, mentally preparing for the horrifying answers.

'O-okay it seems everybody has given in their cards. Let's see what they say.' Said Doctor Whooves.

'Out of all the dreams Princess Luna has seen, what is the weirdest one she's seen yet about?

Anal with Batman and male Celestia.' Laughed Doctor Whooves.

Unfortunately for Lyra, she was drinking some wine at that time. Or should I say, unfortunately for Derpy who was sitting right next to her. Subsequently, Derpy had been sprayed with wine. She didn't seem to care, as she was too busy laughing at the card.

'Next card,' said Doctor Whooves. He had been given a taste of what was to come. He was ready

'Out of all the dreams Princess Luna has seen, what is the weirdest one she's seen yet about?

Doctor Whooves fapping to Sorin fapping to Doctor Whooves fapping to Sorin.' Said Doctor Whooves. As he thought he was ready, he read it out boldly and loudly. The whole room was trying to keep in their laughter, but soon enough they all couldn't hold it in any longer. They were all laughing, except for Doctor Whooves who had been mentally scarred for life.

'I-I don't even like Sorin anyway so..' Murmured Doctor Whooves. His face had gone bright red.

'Uh.. Oh yeah, next card. Let me see..' Said Doctor Whooves

'Out of all the dreams Princess Luna has seen, what is the weirdest one she's seen yet about?

Clippety Clopitty clop. Plain clop. Foal and filly clop. Now that's weird. O-oh damn. T-that's kinda messed up.. R-right guys?'

Nobody heard him, as they were all laughing. Suddenly the laughter stopped abruptly and everyone was looking up, imagining the horror.

'Um-Uh.. One more.' Stuttered Doctor Whooves.

'Out of all the dreams Princess Luna has seen, what is the weirdest one she's seen yet about?

Twilight Sparkle and Berry Punch having a nice conversation...

Finally a normal card! Thought Doctor Whooves

... About male Princess Celestia and batman anal.'

Damn! He thought again.

Before anyone could start laughing Doctor Whooves said quickly

'Well that's the end of that round, I think that the first one was funniest, whoever's that was can go next, I need the bathroom.' And in that he ran off to the toilet.

'I-it was mine, but I had nothing else to choose by the way guys.' Said Lyra.

'Haha things are finally spicing up!' Thought Derpy outloud.

When Doctor Whooves got back, Lyra picked the next black card.

'Here's the card!' She said

'How many bottles can Derpy fit in her-'

'Woaahhh how about we pick another..' Said Derpy before Lyra could finish.

'Uh.. Okay. Here is another one.'

'How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck ____?'