Adventures of Markipony

Hello everypon-BODY, everybody, god. My name is Markiplier and I apologize for that opening. I've been hearing the word "everypony" everywhere I went for the past 3 days. That's when you know something's wrong, when you start saying "pony" in every sentence, that's a sign that says you're in deep shit. So anyway, I just had the weirdest trip of my life and I wanted to tell you guys about it because let's face it, I can't keep stuff from you guys. Even if I try to hide anything, it get's out somehow. Maybe Wade might have something to do with letting stuff leak to the internet. DAMMIT WADE! Anyway, this trip actually took place a little after I came back from Blizzcon, which I had a great time at. Got to meet some of my fans, got to play with you guys, and all that stuff. But yeah, that's basically where all of this recent trip began, and I'll promise you guys that if you leave now without having to hear any of the story, I won't be offended in anyway, in fact I wanna leave with you. I don't want it in my head and I don't want it haunting my dreams or my life. But it happened and I guess I can't really change it now. For those of you who ARE interested, buckle up cuz we're gonna be here for a while.

So anyway, it all pretty much started ever since I got back home from Blizzcon. I brought in everything into my apartment, my bags, my costumes, all the fan stuff, that kind of thing. And after I got done putting away some of my things, I looked through my fan bag to see what you guys gave me. And you know, every time one of my fans makes something for me just warms my heart. You guys are amazing and I have no idea what I'd do without you, so the fact that you make awesome things for me just makes me so happy. But anyway, as I was looking through the bag full of pink mustaches, Tiny box Tim's, and all that stuff, I found something that was very peculiar. What I found was a pink card with three balloons on it, one yellow in the middle and two blue on the outsides. I thought to myself, "I don't remember getting this from anyone." I sat down on my couch and examined it.

On the cover, it was sealed with a special kind of stamp, like one of those waxed stamps with a symbol on it. I didn't really recognize what or who this particular symbol represented though. All it was was it was just in the shape of a crescent moon. I figured, "It must be one of those fans who have like their own thing, like a YouTube channel or a DA or something." Curiosity got the best of me and I decided to open the letter. As I opened the flap though, there was a burst of a squealing noise and there was just confetti everywhere. It startled me for a bit, but after a blink or two, I was normal. "This guy knows how to make a good first impression through a letter." I joked as I pulled out the paper from inside the envelope. It read,

Dear Markiplier,

First off, I just wanted to say I am a huge fan of your work. Ever since you played that one containment breach game, I went bouncing off the walls for you...then again, I'm always bouncing off walls, especially when me and my friends go save the world. ANYWAY! I got so excited watching your videos that I wanted to meet you in person, which unfortunately I couldn't do for a couple different reasons. 1. You were at Blizzcon where you were out in the open with a bunch of other people, 2. Twilight couldn't, and wouldn't let me go to your world, 3. Princess Luna was also interested in meeting you, even though Princess Celestia wouldn't exactly let her, therefor Twilight couldn't send both of us to your world, and 4. I had too many cupcakes to deliver! Can you believe that!? BUT! I was thinking about it long and hard and I finally came up with a brilliant idea! YOU could come to MY WORLD! It'll be so much fun! Twilight wasn't too sure about the idea, but since Luna was in with the idea too, she agreed to make a spell that would send you here. I don't know why Luna didn't do anything though. I mean she's been a princess longer than Twilight has...maybe it's cuz of royalty stuff. Anyway, it did take a while for Twilight to write the spell though. Apparently jumping from world to world isn't the easiest thing to do. Eventually she did figure it out though, and it's actually attached to this letter. There should be a warfstache stache stachy stache with this letter. If you put it on, you'll be teleported here to Equestria. It's that easy! Go ahead and put it on! I'll be waiting for you!

See ya soon!

~Pinkie Pie

I read through it three times because I didn't understand any of what it was saying. I did see the warfstache though, but everything else didn't quite make sense to me. Equestria? Princess Luna? A different world? PINKIE PIE!? The first thing that poofed in my head when I saw the letter was it was from someone named Pinkie Pie. If any of you recall, Pinkie Pie was the pony in the place of SCP 173 in my mlp scp playthrough. I was scared out of my pants when I played that one, and everyone got really upset in the comments about how bronies are like the dumbest thing ever or something. I didn't think there was actually a guy, or girl, named Pinkie Pie! I set the letter down and backed away slowly because if I know Pinkie Pie, I know that she' s dangerous. I didn't want anything to do with Pinkie Pie.

I went into the kitchen to grab some water. Even though I hated it, I thought of the letter. It was all just so weird. Parts of the letter made it seem nice and welcoming, but there were also parts that were horrifying. "Maybe someone's playing a prank on me. Cuz there's no way any of that is real." I thought. "Maybe it's just a way of saying I'm awesome and they wanted to give me a gift." That seemed like the logical answer to the mysterious letter, so I went back to the couch and read it again. It seemed like it would be what a prank letter would look like, so I decided to play along.

"Oh, you'll see me soon, huh? I'm sure you will, in hell." I joked. I looked at the warfstache, which seemed normal. It did look impressive as a mustache and it wasn't just a paper rip off kind of thing. "How'd they fit this in the envelope?" I thought, cuz what it actually was was it looked like a real mustache with pink fluff/hair and everything. And if it had the fluff, it'd take up more space than paper would. For some reason that puzzled me for a bit. I looked back at the letter and it said this thing had a spell on it that would teleport me to another world or something. "That sounds like something a game would do to you." I complimented. I looked at the stache again. It didn't look like anything was wrong with it. It did look tempting though. "Eh, the hell with it." I said, and I put it on.

...Nothing happened.

"WELL AIN'T THAT JUST A PICKLED PEACH." I shouted, a little disappointed. Then again, it is a prank. It was nice of them to actually give me a warfstache, so I was happy about that. "Maybe I'll do something with it later." I figured, so I took it off and placed it down next to the letter. I looked at the time, which read 6:10, and I thought, "I've got time to make a video or two. I feel like playing prop hunt with the guys anyway." So I got up and walked over to my computer, yawning on the way there.

After like half way through the video, for some reason I got more and more tired, and Bob and Wade started to notice.

"Mark, I think you're loosing your focus." Wade retorted.

"No, YOU'RE loosing your focus!" I called back.

"Well, no. Cuz you keep hiding like out in the open and your slower than normal."

"How am I slow? The speed is always the same in this game."

"I think it might be cuz of Blizzcon." Bob suggested. Normally, he's the smart guy out of all of us.

"Yeah, did you have too much fun without us, Mark?"

"Shut up Wade! And for your information, I did have a fun time. It's just that I don't know why I'm tired now. It's only like 6:45."

"So you admit you're tired."

"Well yeah. Why else would you think I would hide as a big box right in the middle of the street!?"

"Mark, I think we all know you'd do something like that." Bob reminded us.

"...Oh yeah. Bad example." Everyone laughed.

It was a little unusual for me to be really tired when it was only 7 o'clock, but I kept going anyway. I wanted to beat Wade one more time before I called it quits though.

"I'M COMING FOR YOU WADE!"

"Yeah, I'm sure you are."

"Meanwhile, I'll go try to find Zombie." Bob said. We've had Zombie play with us before in the past, and Bob pretty much knows Zombie better than any of us do.

"K, you do that, I'm gonna..." *yawn* "I'm gonna go try to sniff out Wade."

"Oh, are your eyes so baggy, you can't even see anymore?" Wade teased.

"How in the world is that even supposed to make any sense?" I asked.

"It just does."

"Yeah, right...Are you in here?"

"You passed me like 12 times already."

"No I didn't."

"Yeah you did. In fact you're right next to me."

"Where? In here?"

"No!" Wade laughed. "Your so bad at this!"

"SHUDDUP! I'll get you eventually!"

"Mark, he's right here." Bob came in.

"Where?...OH! There he is!" I shot at a box in the room he obviously wasn't in. Bob and Wade just kept laughing.

"Mark, I think we better call it a night." Bob suggested.

"NO! Not until I kill Wade!" I could barely keep my eyes open at this point.

"Mark, I'll make it really easy for you." Wade offered. All of a sudden, I see a flower pot move right in front of me."

"...No, that's not you." I joked. They just kept laughing. Eventually I did kill him and we ended it right there.

I didn't even bother to go into editing the footage. I was extremely tired that I struggled just getting to my bed. I didn't even bother to change, I just plopped on my bed, closed my eyes, and just fell asleep.