Adventures of Markipony

"Ah...My head." I groaned as a gradually woke up. I rubbed my temples to try and numb the headache, but as I slowly opened my eyes and the focus started to come back into my sight, I noticed that I was not in my bed. "Must've rolled off the bed at..some...point...?" As I said that, I noticed I wasn't on a carpet either. I was laying on grass underneath a tree, which would be a beautiful sight to wake up to if it weren't for my headache. I don't even know how I even got under a tree anyway, more-so a cartoon-ish kind of tree. In fact, as I looked around, everything was more cartoony than normal. Some of the features around me even looked 2D, but they weren't...if that makes any sense. "How the..where are all....where am I?" I asked myself because nothing looked like home at all! I wasn't in my room, I wasn't even in my apartment. I was just in the middle of no where.

I had a little trouble standing up though, something didn't really feel right, but I was too busy looking around to notice. Despite all the weirdness, there was a small town in the distance, so naturally, I headed toward the civilization. As I walked, I thought about what was happening. "How the hell did I end up in the middle of no where? Was I sleep walking, or is someone pulling pranks again?" Suddenly, something flew past me. It looked a lot bigger than a regular bird, even the color wasn't like any bird I've ever seen. The only thing I could make out of it as it zipped past me was the rainbow streak. It startled me, but I kept walking, just at a slower pace. "The hell was that?"

As I got closer to the town, I noticed there wasn't a person in sight. In fact, there was only colorful horses everywhere. "That's not weird...that's not weird at all." I said to myself.

"Well that's good!" A high pitched voiced said behind me. I swear, it made me jump 20 feet into the air.

"AAAHH-HA-HAAAAH!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHH GOAWAYGOAWAYGOAWAYGOAWAY!!!! I shouted as I ran. If I knew that voice, that was the voice of Pinkie Pie. I ran as fast as I could right into town. I didn't even care of anyone saw me running and screaming like and idiot, I was not gonna get caught by Pinkie Pie. I ran all the way to an apple orchard where I hid in one of the trees. I don't even know how I got up in a tree, but I didn't even care due to the fact that I lost Pinkie...or so I thought.

"Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie!" SHE WAS IN THE TREE WITH ME!

"HOOOHLY SHIET!!!! RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHNNNN!!!!!!!!!" I ran toward a bell tower. In fact, I ran to the inside of the bell. Don't ask me how I did it. I was breathing heavily since I ran so fast, but as I rested, I let my guard down again.

"I'm so happy you made it!" That familiar squeaky voice said to me once again.

"AH! JESUS BALLS! GO AWAY!" I ran again. This time, I ran into one of the restaurants if you can call it that. They had baked goods everywhere, everything from cakes to cupcakes, and the whole place smelled like chocolate. There were a few small horses sitting at tables looking at me like something was horribly wrong. To me, something WAS horribly wrong. I was being chased by something deadly, and I needed a place to hide. I figured if it's anything gaming has taught me, the closets are the best place to hide. So naturally, I rushed to the closet. I even found a chair for a defense mechanism. And as luck would have it, I heard that familiar voice outside the door.

"Did anypony see a white unicorn colt run through here?...THANKS!" A white unicorn colt? Before I had time to think about that, the door flew open and standing right in front of me was the pink bundle of death.

"STAY BACK! I HAVE A CHAIR!!" I shouted as I pulled the chair out in front of me trying not to blink.

"Heeheehahahaha! You silly filly! I'm not gonna hurt you." Pinkie Pie laughed.

"DON'T EVEN THINK TO USE YOUR TRICKSY TRICKS ON ME!"

"OOH! I love tricks! Watch me run all the way out of town and back!" And off she went.

"Now's my chance! GO GO GO GO GO GO!!!" I yelled as I ran out the door. I decided to run to the center of town cuz for some reason I thought she's never find me there. "I gotta get outta here. I gotta get outta here!" I huffed. I looked down out of exhaustion, only I didn't see feet. Instead, I saw white hooves. Were those mine? "What's the hell!?"

"RAINBOW DASH!" I heard Pinkie's voice in the distance. That was a really bad sign. I froze for a second and focused on what was going to happen. I remembered there was a rainbow pony in the scp game and I remembered that she was somewhat deadly as well. So I looked around for a rainbow pony, while at the same time being scared out of my mind.

Eventually I did spot a flying "object" in the sky, but it got closer, and closer, and closer, until I realized it was the rainbow pony. "AAAHH NO DON'T KILL ME!" I closed my eyes and braced for impact...except it never came. I opened my eyes to see I wasn't even in the center of town anymore. I was back to where I started, which was right underneath the tree on the outskirts of town.

"What the hell!? How'd I end up all the way back here!? Did I die!? DID I WON!?" There were just so many questions in my head and I had no idea who to ask. I thought I was gonna break to a mental meltdown right there. That is until I heard a different voice behind me.

"Uh, can I help you sir?" I turned around to see a small brown colt with a cute hat that had a pinwheel on top. I have no idea why and I know it probably wasn't a good idea, but I told this kid what I knew as of this far.

"Y-yeah, I think I'm being chased by a mad mare. I don't know if you've ever heard or seen her before, but she's pink with curly hair. She just called out to someone named Rainbow Dash to kill me. Can you help me?" I asked nervously. He stared blankly at me for a sec, then after two blinks, he chuckled. "What? What's so funny?"

"Sorry, it's just that the way you described Pinkie Pie was funny. And she's not a mad mare. She's just happy like all the time, especially when somepony new comes into town."

"Sh-she is?"

"Come to think of it, I've never even seen you in Ponyville before."

"Ponyville?"

"Yeah, that's where I live! Everything happens there, and it's a lot more lively lately. But I'm not really into all the excitement. I'm more of into gaming. Do you like to play video games?"

"Y-yeah. As a matter of fact, I play them for a living."

"You get paid to play games!? THAT'S SO COOL!" He boasted. It actually made me feel warm inside despite all the craziness.

"Yeah! And he's good at them too!" That familiar voice sounded again right behind me. This time, it didn't make me jump as high.

"DAAAH! JESUS BALLS LADY! CAN YOU NOT!?" I ran behind the brown filly. "WHY ARE THEY BOTH HERE!?" Rainbow Dash was next to Pinkie Pie as well.

"Hi Pinkie! Hi Rainbow Dash!" The brown colt greeted them.

"How's it going, squirt?" Rainbow rubbed his head.

"Wait, what?" I was confused. Usually a touch from Rainbow Dash would instantly kill you...or at least send you to this one weird place.

"Heeheehehe. Silly Mark. We're not in an actual game." Pinkie responded as if she knew what I was thinking.

"Wait, you thought you were actually in a video game?" the colt retorted.

"...Maybe."

"How the hay were you led to believe that?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"Well excuse me if I'm led to believe that talking candy colored horses is a normal!" I shouted back. All three of them just stared at me blankly.

"OOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!!! THAT'S RIGHT! I forgot to tell you Dash." Pinkie broke the silence. Then she whispered something to Rainbow Dash. Then they both kept whispering to each other. The brown colt and I just looked at each other.

"So, your name is Mark, right?"

"Yeah, my name is Mark. And you are...?"

"My name is Button Mash!" He stuck out his hoof to shake, at least I figured.

"Nice to meet you Button Ma-..." As I reached out to shake, a paused to see I didn't have a hand, instead I had a white hoof. I started to freak out. "...Oh god oh god oh god oh god Oh God Oh God OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD!!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!?!?" I looked at my body, my pony body. No wonder I had trouble walking, I was on all fours! How was I supposed to get used to this sight!? And yeah, I remember seeing the same hooves before, but I didn't really give much thought into them then. I was worried about being killed then! Button Mash backed up a bit. You should've seen the look on his face.

"Uh Pinkie? Mark's being weird." Button Mash backed up.

"Huh? Oh! He does that all the time. It's just who he is." Pinkie reassured.

"Does it have to do with the fact that he thinks talking ponies are weird...even if he is one?"

"Yeah, but don't worry, he should be used to it in a bit." That set me off big time. I was pissed and I wanted answers.

"PINKIE PIE!! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO ME!? WHY AM I HERE!? WHY AM I A PONY!?!?"

"Well for starters, you're here cuz I brought you here from your world...with a little help from Twilight and Princess Luna. Second, your a pony cuz that's how Twilight made the spell. Plus, if ponies started to see a random human walking around, they'd get suspicious and would want to study them, especially a particular pony I know." She giggled.

"Why the hell did you bring me here!?"

"Didn't you read the letter?" The letter. That goddamn letter. Is that what this was all about? Is that why I'm here, cuz a fan wanted to see me!?

"Is that the only reason why I'm here!?"

"Yeah, no wait.......oh yeah. Yeah that's why your here." She smiled.

"WHOA WHOA WHOA, HOLD ON A SEC!" Button Mash interrupted. "Let me get this straight. Your not a pony, your a human from another world, and you were brought here by Pinkie so that she could get to meet you!?"

"As much as I wanna strangle her, yes. That's exactly what's going on." I answered.

"That...is....AWESOME!!!" Rainbow Dash chimed in. Button was also suprised.

"That is so cool!! What's it like being a human!? What do you eat? Does everyone play video games?" Button started asking tons of questions.

"Now wait, hold on! I still have more questions!" I rudely interrupted.

"We can head on over to Sugarcube corner to talk if you'd like." Pinkie suggested.

"Sugarcube what?"

"That's the bakery downtown. The place where you went to hide in the closet."

"Oh...yeah." I responded a little embarrassed.

"I was actually on my way there too! Can I come along!?" Button pleaded.

"Of course you can!" Pinkie announced.

"You guys go ahead. I'll go tell Twilight and Princess Luna the news." Rainbow Dash said as she spread her wings, which was weird cuz ponies aren't supposed to have wings. Pinkie and Button don't have wings, so what the hell?

"Okie Dashie! We'll be at Twilight's house soon!" Pinkie answered back as Rainbow flew off.

"Okay, quick question. How come she has wings and you two don't?" I asked.

"That's cuz we're earth ponies. Pegusi get to have the wings, and unicorns have horns, kinda like you." Pinkie answered. I just stood there, shocked, and I slowly lifted my hoof toward my face. I had a pony face. I had a fricken pony face! With the big ears and snout and everything. I still had my hair and my glasses thank god, but when I touched my forehead, all I could feel was a long pointy horn coming straight out of my forehead. That did it. That got me to scream so loud that I shook everything around me. I was a white unicorn in a pony world being guided by my new worst enemy, Pinkie Pie.