Adventures of Markipony

So far, everything has gone horribly wrong and I had idea what to do. All I knew at this point was that I was a pony trapped in a pony world. I even hit myself a few times on the way to Sugarcube Corner to try to wake myself up from this nightmare, but of course that only made my head hurt even more. It didn't even help when Button decided to go back and forth between me and Pinkie asking a whole bunch of questions about who I was, what humans do, how much I get paid, all that kind of stuff. Honestly, I can't even believe this little guy took everything so well. I mean, if some other character from another world came to earth, everyone would freak out. So I tried not to freak out myself for the same reason..only flipped. I also tried to be calm since there were ponies everywhere and I didn't want to embarrass myself even further. Some of them looked at me weirdly as if I was crazy or something. I certainly felt crazy, that much I can tell ya. There were also a few girl ponies who swooned as I walked past them cuz apparently I was actually pretty buff compared to the other colts in town...or maybe the furry chest hair might've had something to do with it, I don't know.

As I kept trying to restrain myself from making another scene, Pinkie kept answering Button's questions for me. The weird thing is she answered almost every one of his questions correctly. I mean, I know she's a fan of me, but I'm from another world. How the hell do you get information like that?

"Here we are!" Pinkie announced as we stopped in front of the same building I went to hide in. I didn't really notice it before, but it looked sort of like a gingerbread house on the outside. I was already getting tired of all this girly nonsense, so I let out a groan. Everything from talking candy-colored ponies to now gingerbread houses looked really disturbing to me, and now I was stuck in the middle of it all....well, shit.

Before we actually walked through the doors, Pinkie stopped to look at me. "Oh, and Mark, leave me to the talking." Well that wasn't a very nice thing to say.

"Why? What's wrong wi-ooooooohhhhh...." As we walked in, we saw a lot more ponies in the building than before. Probably cuz of that "incident" I had. Some of the more familiar ponies just stared at me remembering what happened. I felt a lot more nervous than before, but I tried to act natural...except how does a pony act natural? Everything was all so different from my world that I didn't think "normal" to me was "normal" to them. The only thing I focused on doing though was just to not make eye contact with anyone and follow Pinkie and Button to wherever they were going.

"Morning Pinkie! Are you enjoying your week off?" The pony behind the main desk called out. He was a tall earth pony with an orange coat.

"Morning Mr. Cake! I'm enjoying every bit of it, but of course not as much as I spend time with the Cake family." Pinkie replied. Mr. Cake, huh?

"Oh gosh Pinkie. You always know exactly what to say. And hello to you too Button Mash."

"Hi!" Button said as he looked over some of the cupcakes in the window.

"And who might this fine gentlecolt be?" Mr. Cake asked gesturing me.

"Oh, this is Mark, short for Markipony. He's here all the way from Fillydelfia to spend the week with me!" Pinkie answered pleasantly.

I pondered on the thought. I guess it would makes sense if we didn't want anyone to think I was a guy from another world. It was actually clever of Pinkie, but it also meant that that was my new identity that I had to get used to. Markipony from Fillydelfia huh? Alrighty then.

"Good morning Markipony, I'm Mr. Cake, owner of Sugarcube corner. Uh, along with my wife of course." Mr. Cake greeted me. He was a lot more polite than any of the other ponies I've come across so far. I had expected there to be ponies that weren't quite as civilized, so this surprised me a little. I wondered if there were more ponies like this guy.

"Hello Mr. Cake. Nice place you got here." I replied trying to give a good first impression.

"Thank you. Ponies come here every single day to either get together, have a party, or just to buy a goody or too. In fact, I don't know if you know it already, but Pinkie Pie here works here as well." He said as Pinkie smiled.

"I figured she might have something to do with cupcakes. With the bounciness and all." I replied a little bluntly. I was still mad at her, though I tried not to show it.

"I absolutely LOVE cupcakes! I make them every single day! And they're all different kinds of flavor! There's vanilla, chocolate, lemon, strawberry, apple, banana, orange, pear, apple pie, cinnamon, poppy seed, liver, magic, rainbow, sparkles..." Pinkie went on. Wait...did she just say she makes LIVER flavored cupcakes?

"She can be a hoofull, that's for sure. But we all love her. Always caring, always laughing, and always making her friends smile." Mr. Cake said to me as Pinkie kept going. I looked at Pinkie and was a little creeped out.

"Yeah...always smiling..." I backed off a bit.

"OH OH OH!! I want that one!" I jumped at the sound of Button's voice ringing in my...huge ears.

"Perfect choice Button....here you are." Mr. Cake said as he pulled out the cupcake Button pointed to. It looked like a regular chocolate cupcake with a lot of frosting on top. No wonder these ponies looked somewhat fat.

"Thanks!!" Button announced as he dove into it.

"OH! And that reminds me!" Pinkie interrupted, "We need to go upstairs to talk for a bit. Can you make sure no pony else goes up there?" We certainly DO need to talk. I was already starting to lose patience with her!

"Sure thing Pinkie. You ponies have fun!" Mr. Cake said as we walked by him to the stairs.

"Thanks Mr. Cake! OH! And here!" Pinkie handed him some gold coins, really thick ones too. "For the cupcake." She reassured.

"Thank you Pinkie." He called back.

As soon as we got upstairs and into "Pinkie's room," I was ready to let out all my rage on this pink puff ball, except I noticed there was a mirror in the corner. I had to look at myself. Even though it was horrifying, I still wanted to see my face… and I was scared out of my mind when I saw myself. My body was all completely white, I was walking on all four hooves, I had a freaking tail!! And oh god, my face. My freaking pony face. I mean, I've seen some fan art of me as a pony ever since I played that one scp game, but this was the real thing! My hair looked alright, thank god, and I still had my glasses, THANK GOD. The ears, the snout, and the horn were the most disturbing. I wondered how other ponies saw me as. Am I still my dashingly handsome and strong self? Am I an ugly pony? I had no idea!

"How in the hell did I even turn into a freaking pony!?" I asked out loud.

"You're gonna have to ask Twilight about that one. She's the one who made the spell." Pinkie's voice rang out. I forgot she was here too.

I ran straight up to her face and shouted, "How the hell do I get out of here!?"

"Why would you want to leave? You just got here!" Pinkie answered.

"Because I wanna go back to my apartment! I've practically been kidnapped by you! How do you even know me!? How the hell did I even get here in the first place!? I just wanna go home!"

"Well first off, you can't really swear in front of everypony anymore since that would lead to disharmony. Second, I know you through the internet silly!"

"Dishar- dis- What?"

"Disharmony. We ponies rely mostly on harmony itself, and if disharmony starts to rise, then bad things happen. That's why Twilight, Dashie, AJ, Rarity, Fluttershy and I get to see everything and be part of amazing adventures. We all represent an element of harmony. and I get to represent the element of laughter!!" I backed up a bit.

"Element of what now?"

"Elements of harmony! There are 6 of them. Generosity, honesty, laughter, kindness, loyalty, and magic! Even though we don't really have them at the moment, they're basically what brought me and my friends all together. In fact, it all began when Twilight first came into Ponyville...well actually it had something to do with our cutie marks. We got them all at the same time!"

"Cutie marks?"

"Those are marks on our flanks that symbolize who we are and what makes each of us so special. Like mine for example." She turned 90 degrees to show her butt. There were those balloons again. The same ones that were on the envelope. "The balloons represent how I'm good at planning parties 24/7. And I know you can guess what yours represents." She pointed to my butt. I looked at it and sure enough, there was that familiar, pix-elated M with a pink mustache. I've used that symbol on my channel for as long as I can remember. It basically represented me, Markiplier, and my love of gaming.

"Whoa! That's really cool!" Button came up to look at it. I forgot he was also here too. I noticed his butt was just brown, like his coat.

"How come Button doesn't have one?" I asked.

"Ponies aren't born with cutie marks. You have to find out what makes you special to actually get one." Pinkie answered.

"Yeah. Some ponies at my school really want to get them as fast as I can, like Sweetie Bell and her friends. As for me, I don't really care much about getting a cutie mark. Just hand me my Joy Boy and I'll be good." Button reassured. I guessed Joy Boy is just the pony version of a Game Boy. "But you're a real gamer! You could teach me everything! We might even be able to have a face off!" He went on.

"Whoa, slow down Button. I still have more questions to ask, like how the hell..I mean, how the heck did I get here and how do I get back?"

"You're gonna have to ask Twilight about that one. I mean, I know I was part of making the spell, but I'm not as smart as Twilight to figure it all out."

"That's another thing. Who the he- the heck is this Twilight person? You keep mentioning the name like she's so important."

"Twilight Sparkle is actually a very important pony, and she's one of my bestest best friends ever! She's a really smart pony, she represents the element of magic, and now she's a princess! She actually did the most work of bringing you here, making the spell and all that."

"Well then why don't we go see her so she can send me back!"

"Aww, but you just got here!"

"I don't care, I wanna get back! I don't want my fans to get suspicious if I don't post anything soon!"

"But.. I brought you here so we can spend time together.." Her ears dropped.

"Pinkie, there's this thing called, "not holding people against their will to see another person." If you do that, it's called kidnapping. That's what you did to me, in fact, you did worse than that. You forced me to be in a body of which I'm not used to being in! That's not normal Pinkie, nor is it any fun! I wanna go home and return to my original body and I want it done NOW!" I stomped, practically looming over her.

"Oh...I'm sorry...I didn't know you would take all this seriously..." Her eyes started to tear up as she looked down and I noticed her hair kinda lost its curl. The look on her face made me feel so bad. I didn't mean to hurt her feelings. I was just homesick and I didn't like the fact I was a pony. I backed up to give her some room. She must've been the saddest pony I have ever seen thus far, and she was always so cheerful, so it made me feel even more like a jerk. I looked at Button, who just looked at me with a somewhat scared look on his face. Maybe I used too much force. I hope I didn't disturb anyone downstairs. I wanted to comfort Pinkie.

"...Look, Pinkie. I'm sorry I yelled at you. I just...I just wanna go home." That was all I could say.

"It's..it's alright. It's probably for the best anyway. I'll..take you to Twilight now if you want." She started walking towards the door. God, that made me feel like a bitch. I would never want to hurt a fan, more-so even hurt their feelings. Sure, I wanted to leave, but I didn't want to see a fan like Pinkie feel so sad just cuz they fucked up.

"Uh...Pinkie?" I started. She stopped, but didn't turn her head. "I...y-you wouldn't mind if we...take our time getting to Twilight, would you?" He ears perked up and she looked at me with a smile on her face.

"WOULD I!?" She hugged me.

"...would you?" I joked.

"Would I?"

"Would you?"

"Would I?"

"Would I?"

"Would you?"

"Would I?"

"Would you?"

"No, I wouldn't mind at all. Thanks for asking." I cleverly responded. We both laughed as we walked out the door. "You coming Button?" I called out...but there was no response. "Button?" I went back to look at Button. He was just standing there frozen with a surprised yet scared look on his face. "You alright there buddy?"

"...You just." He started.

"Yeah, I know. Sorry about that."

"No, no. Not that." I looked at him, puzzled. Were we talking about the same thing? "There was a...you were...never mind. Let's go." He walked quickly past me toward the stairs where Pinkie was standing. There was a what? I was what? Yes, I was mad, but is that what he meant.

"...Alrighty then." I decided I'll worry about it later. Right now I was gonna spend time with a fan.