Tagged 'gore' for brutal beating, 'mature' for lots and lots of fucking swearing.

"Time to deal with a fucking Griffon." I said to myself as I left my house to attend Pinkies party she threw for Gilda. I knew what was going to happen, and I was going to arrive at the right time. Right after I dealt with Gilda, I went to the Griffon Empire, After asking Twi where it was. When she asked why I wanted to go there I answered with 'I want to get personal experience with griffon culture'. Luckily for me she bought the lie. After crossing the border and asking around, I made it to a jailhouse and asked the officer at the desk if there is anything in Gilda's criminal records. The officer responded with 'Yes there is, she is wanted with; Armed Robbery, Armed assault to an officer, and murder.' I said 'Thank you and returned home, more specifically to the Canterlot Royal Guard. I told them that there is a wanted griffon in Ponyville and told them her name. A few seconds later i'm followed by four guards. Two stallions and two mares.

The two stallions are like the standard guard you see all around Canterlot, one was named Royal Daydreamer, the other named Gusty Honey. The mares however, one had a light brown coat, gray mane and tail, and one pale green eye, she told me her name was Lotus Rain. The other eye had a scare right over it and was white, she told me that the eye was useless. The other mare has a bright yellow coat Fiery red eyes, and orange mane and tail, she said her name was Vanilla Wishes. Once we were in ponyville, I stopped them them outside of Sugarcube Corner. Thankfully the party started.

"Alright, I need you guys to wait just outside the front door, I want Gilda to attack me."

"Why is that?" Gusty asked.

"It'll give you four more reason to arrest the cunt." They flinch at my cursing. But nod either way. "Ok, wait for about, ten minutes, then you four come inside arrest her, I don't she'll go down without a fight. So be ready for anything she might do." The four guards nod again. "Ok, here we go." And with that, I walk inside the bakery. I see that almost everypony from all over town is here. Guess Pinks didn't want that many ponies here. *Good thinking Pinks, less collateral.* I see Gilda with Rainbow. Probably to take her away from us. *Over my dead body!* I blink over to them. To be more exact, in between the girls and Gilda.

"You!" She says in that annoying man-girl voice.

"I think it's about time you left, alone." Her face conorts in a 'mean' scowl.

"Fuck that! I'm not Leaving until you're dead!" She crouches low and pounces on me. Before can hit me, I grab her by the neck and throw her to the wall. Just in time too the four guards come inside and arrest Gilda, but she overpowered them before they can even get a word out. "STREEEAAAK!"

*So it's a fight you want? Okay then.* My ‘skin’ loses color again and my eyes glow a dark red. "Lets dance, cunt." The last word sets her off. She tackles me though the front door, I push her off with ease. I quickly get up and face her. She's circling me like predator to prey. But the roles are going to change pretty quickly. *Oh this is going to be so much fun, I haven't had a good fight in years. But,* "Lets get this over with, I don't want to take two fucking years to but up to a bloody pulp." She seems to have gotten more angry at my last statement.

"You'll be the one who dies!" She goes to pounce again, only to be knocked back by my signature bitch-slap. When she recovered I make my move. I turn into a grey blur as I punch Gilda directly on her face. A loud, satisfying crunch and be heard as my fist connected with her face. But that didn't put her down, so I grabbed her by the neck, threw her into the air, and with a blink, I pounded her into the ground from the air. Followed by a kick in the face. Now THAT was satisfying, if the sick, twisted grin on my face said anything. I walk up to her bruised, battered body.

“This is for Pinkie and Fluttershy!” I rear my right leg back to break the record for ‘Farthest distance for decapitation.’

“Streak?” I slowly turn around to look into the terrified face of Fluttershy. As I looked at her she froze, thinking I might do the same to her. My eyes lose their red tint and turn a soft blue, even the coloration returned to my body.

“Fluttershy?” My voice returned to it’s natural metallic state. I take one step towards Flutters, only for her to cower back in fear. *No, nonononono!* My eyes turn a dull grey *I did it, I showed what I am. A monster.* That word range around in my head, but slowly faded away. “I’m sorry.” I blink to my room of the house I built and sit down on the bed that occupies the room. “I did, I really did it. I showed them what hides inside this body, a monster. I’m a monster.” A good ten or fifteen minutes go by and I hear voices, voices of the friends whose friendship I destroyed. “Go away. I’m nothing but a monster.” I can hear them getting closer, planning god knows what. I hear the door open but don’t move to look at them. *Go away, please, I don’t want to hurt anypony else* I can feel something wet on my eyes, assuming they’re tears. Before I know it, a pair of pink legs wrap around me, followed by an orange, white, and lavender pair. Look to my side to see that the girls, minus Skittles, have me pinned to my bed in a group hug. “Aren't you scared of me?” The girls pull away.

“We were at first, but the guards explained everything once Gilda was taken away. That’s why you went to the griffon kingdom?”

“Yes, I was suspicious of her when she lifted apples from an apple cart.”

“You see! I told you she did that!” A scowl from Twi shuts her up.

“But still, you aren’t afraid of me? Even though you saw what I did to her?”

“Like what Twi said, when the guards explained why you did what you did, we all understood why. You did it for Fluttershy, and Pinkie. We’re not scared of you.[color]”

“You had a reason for what you did to Gilda, and it’s perfectly justified to us. And yes, we are still friends with you all of us.”

“Yes darling, you’re still my friend.”

“Ditto!”

“Yeah! What do you take me for? A two faced pony? I’m not!”

“You’re still ah tah me, Streak.” We all look to Fluttershy, who stayed back behind the girls, hiding behind her mane.

*I guess she’s still terrified of me. I kinda expected that, but it still hurts to know that she still does.* My face falls and my eyes turn to a dull grey, i’m just about to lay back down when I hear it.

“You’re still my friend.” I heard as clear as diamonds, but I had to be sure. I sit back up in my bed.

“What was that?” My voice takes on a softer tone and my eyes regain some white.

“You’re still my friend.” I blink to right next to her and pull her in for a hug. A very small ‘eep’ escape her lips and she tenses up, but didn't make a move to get out of my hold.

“Thank you.” I say softly. The tension she had goes away and she hugs me back. A few minutes go by in silence while me and Flutters hug, until Skittles decided to rudely brake it.

“Welp, I don’t about you girls but i’m kinda hungry.” A grumble of agreement comes from the rest of the girls barrels, including Flutters.

“Well, shall we go out then?” I say as I let go of Flutters. me and her wipe our faces. Apparently I can still cry even though i’m a fucking robot. On the plus side. It might means that i’m waterproof, have I already discovered that, I can’t remember… Anyway. The girls nod and we head out my house and off towards some cafe. *Might as well find out if I can eat, even though I don't suffer from hunger…*

Five days later... Fucking shit.

Have I ever told you have much I fucking hate Beatrix Lulamoon? Yep, I really have to deal with her, after five fucking days of peace and quite not even one fucking week goes by! Still, my new life is better than living in a shitty apartment, with a shitty job, in a dying, shitty town. Yep, with me living here, I regret nothing! In the human world. Anyway! Back to the boasting blue pea-brained bitch! Alliteration!

It only took five days. Five. MotherFUCKING days for her to show up. God saying her name gives me a headache, don't ask me how that happens when my head is gold. I blame the fucking pony magics in this land. Anyway, I knew that she would fucking show up. Ya' know how? Because THE UNIVERSE FUCKING HATES ME! That's how, I went all like 'I feel a disturbance in the force' and I had the sickening feeling you get when something terrible is coming, except I just felt it. No other feelings besides death were accompanying it, besides death. Did I exaggerate how much of the feeling death came along with it? Good. Anyway, the day she arrived was a simple day, I was trying to relax by blowing up rocks in the mountains were diamond dogs live (hint hint). It didn't help, at all. Then I just happen to be walking back home when the notorious caravan/stage/home little shit to appear in my trek home. *God fucking dammit, I can't even avoid even longer than I want.* I thought to myself as I walked up the little hovel of a home/stage. At the same time a fucking song played in my head. It fits the scenario does it not?

Even the girls were gathered in the crowd of ponies. I transformed to the pony version of myself. Remember when I said I was a pegasus? Well, when i'm about to take off, two comically large thrusters pop out from my sides when I flare my wings, and my wings look like blades held together like fingers on a rake, with an exposed ball-in-socket holding my wings, basically like the ones H8_seed has. I don't know how it does that. Oh, and my cutie mark... kinda hard to describe. It's the cutie marks of the mane six surrounded by gear-shaped shield. I guess that means i'm the last resort if the Elements of harmony were to fail, if they ever did (another hint hint). I'm just stalling as long as fucking possible because I hate these next two days with every fiber of my GOLDEN ASS! Back to the story! I cantered up Twi and sat on my haunches next to her and spike.

"You gonna watch this travesty as well?" You should know another thing about me, when I get this pissed off. My speech either: gets really formal, or slow pace to enunciate every single fucking word that comes out of my mouth. And when i'm generally angry my teeth get spiked like the teeth domo's have, except sinister looking.

"Yes, and why do you call it a travesty?" Even the dialog I heard from her got formal. Fucking damnit. At least it only affected her, for five minutes, and nopony else, and only I heard it.

"You'll see." I answer cryptically as the show begins, the lights dim. *Wait! Lights dim? Aren't we outside.* I look up to see that the crowd, along with the stage, have been encased in a bubble. Making it look sundown when you can clearly see the sun high in the ocean blue sky. It looks fucking weird to see the sun at noon and the light dimmed, outside. "I wonder what it looks like from the outside." I whisper to myself. I clip clop over to the edge and poke my head through the bubble. A ripple goes through the skin of the bubble as I look at it. Imagine a giant glass dome tinted a dark brown like sunglasses, and then imagine that covering a stage and crowd of ponies, yeah, looks fucking stupid. *If it weren't the magician being her, I would've been impressed.*

"Come one come all! Come and witness the magic of the Grrreat and Powerful Trrrixie!" She HAD to roll the fucking r's! My teeth are grinding at this point, my eyes tinting red. I see and orange hoof on my shoulder. I look over to see the girls looking at me worriedly.

"It's ok girls, as long as you're all here i'll be fine." Their faces grow soft and smiles adorn them, I smile too.

"Watch in awe, as The Great and Powerful Trixie Performs the most spectacular magic in ALL of Equestria!" A silent growl can be heard coming from the depths of my very being. But I manage to of held back.

*For the girls For the girls For the girls For the girls For the girls...* I had to replay that sentence for every agonizingly painful moment I had to listen to her.

"Such boasting." My teeth grind with every word, although i'm calming down, barely, it it weren't for the girls she would be missing her horn right now. Possibly part of her skull as well.

"We all don't like her and all her boasting as well, but you should be able to hold yourself."

"As long as you girls are here, i'll be just fine." They all smile at my words, they know what likes to hide something from everybody, even though their secrets cannot even COMPARE to the one I revealed the other day. Anyway, enough about the past.

"I agree with you on that Applejack, and just because one has the ability to perform lots of magic doesn't make them better than the rest of us." Twi's splay back in fear.

"You're an exception Twi." At my words she brightens up a little.

"Yeah, especially when i'm the one better than everypony." Me and Aj stare at her with the stink eye. "Uh, I mean. Yeah! Magic shmagic, Beew!" Her 'boo' seriously sounded like that. I cannot make that shit up.

"Well well well, it seems we have a few ne-e-eigh sayers in the crowd." Did she say 'nay' with a fucking whiny!? I thought they writers of the show did that on purpose. My head is being torn apart! AAARRGGGHH! "Who was ignorant enough to challenge The Great and Powerful Trixie. Do they not know thatthey have challenge the most powerful unicorn in ALL of Equestria!?"

"Who the hell does she think she is!?" I quietly scream under my breath.

"Yeah! 'Cause we all know that Twi-"

"Spiiike!" Twi nuzzles him away to tell him how they reacted to her boasting.

*Oh Twilight, you have no idea how wrong you are!* After she sets off all the fireworks her stage had, Rainbow flies right to her face.

"Sooo, 'Great and powerful Trixie', what makes you think you're so awesome?"

"Why only The Great and Powerful Trixie, have magic strong enough to defeat the dreaded Ursa Major!" Some fancy fucking fireworks shoot out some trumpet things and turn into a shitty display of how she defeated the Ursa Major with her magical ability. When she is done, Snips and Snails help her boast even more. I'm at this point steaming at the mouth.

"Why, it is certainly true my enthusiastic little foals, Trixie is the BEST unicorn in ALL of Ponyville!" The crowd goes comically quiet, even the cricket is making that classic sound effect, it couldn't be more perfect! "Don't believe The Great and Powerful Trixie? Well, Trixie challenges YOU Ponyvillians! Anything you can do, I can do BETTER!" She pauses. "No takers? Is Trixie DESTINED to be the best equine who has ever lived!?" My fireworks go off on her stage. At this point, smoke can be seen leaving my mouth. Before anything else can happen, blink to the badlands. How I knew where it was, I will never find, but it didn't matter, all that mattered was to Blo. SHIT. UP! After an hour or two I return to Ponyville, just in time to, as she ran out of ponies to embarass. As I saw Rarity fleeing with green hair. As I walk back to the crowd, I see spike begging Twi to out her in her place.

"Not yet Spike. NOT. YET." I canter over to trixie, still in pony form, and say the most important words I have ever uttered for Twi's sake. "I challenge you! Great and Powerful Trixie!" I say her name with as much sarcasm as my ever expanding mind will allow.

"It seems Trixie has another-" She stops as she looks at me. It takes her a moment, but she regains her 'composure' "And what, are you?" I smirk.

"I am known as Golden Streak, and I am a pure, white golden machine!" Her eyes widen, but it didn't last long.

"No matter, Trixie will show YOU that Trixie is the most powerful equine in all of Equestria!"

*I highly doubt that.* "Lets find out if you are right. Beatrix Lulamoon." Her jaw literally drops to the floor when I utter her full name. *Perfect...* "Lets get this show started." She recovers.

"Lets indeed!"

"For my first trick!" A cloud poofs around me as I transform to my more human looking form. Once the smoke clears everypony gasps, except the girls. Kinda forgot Spike never saw me transform before... "And for my next trick!" I open my MC inventory menu, find some gold, and spawn a stack. Which poofs into existence right next to me. Everypony, except for Rarity, gasps again. "Can you do better than that? Beatrix?" I say when I punch the stack, the stscks that spawn look like they were shipped by a forklift. Anyway, she is still wide eyed after I despawn the load of gold.

"H-how!? That's impossible!"

"Oh? Does that mean that I did something YOU couldn't do better? Hah!" I laugh in her face as I did 'the impossible'. I guess she's mad because she scowls at me.

"Like what trixie said, whatever YOU can do, she can do BETTER!" Her horn glows, her aura surrounds me, and i'm teleported to the middle of the Everfree Forest.

*Is THAT how she retaliates? Weak, very weak.* I blink and i'm right back in the same spot on the stage. She gasps and eyes are wide for a... What was it, fifth time I think? "Really Beatrix? The middle of the Everfree? Weak, that was very weak, try this!" I blink again and me, along with her, are in the middle of Whitetail Woods. "Now this is a great spot to teleport to." Before she can say anything, I blink us back to her stage. I chuckle at her face, contorted in shock. "It appears the rolls have changed, Beatrix." I think she's hating it when I call her that.

"Quiet you troll! I challenge thee to a magic duel!" I mock gasp.

"Oh! Whatever shall I do!? Probably put you in your place!" I yell as loud as I can, which is pretty loud.

"Silence troll! Trixie will show you how powerful she REALLY is! Meet back at noon sharp, and stop calling Trixie by that name!"

"Challenge accepted, until then, Beatrix Lulamoon." At that she puts on a 'mean' scowl. And her horn flares a thick pink, shooting a bolt of pure magic at me. What happened to me? Well, I held my hand out, and absorbed all the magic as it hit my hand. Followed by maniacal laughter erupting from my mouth. I leave the stage.

"Until tomorrow. Beatrix!" And with that said, I walk away followed by the girls and Spike, and the crowd cheering my name.

Author's Note

YES! Chapter six already! Have I mentioned that I really, REALLY, hate Trixie with a passion? Well, I do.
And like that, you have opened the gates to hell.
I know Rage! Let the commenters argue about who is best pony!