Tagged ‘Mature’ for more fucking swearing, and vore.

Well, tomorrow came (sex joke!), and now, here I stand. Awaiting for the arrival of her. At least her fucking caravan has moved out of the way. It would've been terrible if were to be destroyed. If you didn't get I want to destroy that thing. I fucking hate her if you haven't noticed. Anyway, the time has stuck noon and she hasn't showed.

"So, has Beatrix become a coward!?" I yell to nobody in particular. Except for her, She showed just as I said that.

"Stop calling Trixie that! And haven't you ever heard of 'fashionably late'?"

"More like 'stupidly late' if you ask me." That did it for her. As her eyes narrowed and she snorted.

"Enough of this! Trixie challenged you to a magical duel! So let us begin!"

"Whatever, lets get this show on the road then." She seems to have gotten more mad when I said that. As her horn flared a thick pink and shot another bolt of raw magic at me. "Again with this?" I say nonchalantly as the magic is again absorbed by my hand. *Every Time she does that, I feel more powerful, I hope I don't let that corrupt me.* I smirk at her dumbstruck face. "What is it Beatrix? Cat got your tongue? Or have you run out of magic trix?" Yes, I said it like that. Anyway, at this point her aura turned a dark pink and began to shoot more bolts of raw magic at me. I didn't even hold out my hand this time, I just let the magic bolts hit me. And not a single sliver of damage stained my body. In fact, my body seemed to have gotten a little bigger and more shiny. *So, this is what Teirek felt like stealing magic, huh, thought it would feel like something else.* "Are you done yet?" *Holy shit, even my voice got deeper. Dam.*

"Trixie is never done with you...." Her sentence died as she looked at me. Apparently, I got a little taller, by six inches. And my body gained more shine to it. But that didn't matter to me. I held out my right arm, pointed my hand to the heavens, and a stream of rainbow colored magic flowed from my hand, draining me my magic reserves until I returned to normal. Everypony went slack-jawed, even the blue fake wizard. And I broke out into maniacal laughter.

"Haahaahaa! You should see all your faces! Priceless!" And I laugh some more. For about, ten minutes, remember that I don’t need to breath anymore, so I can go on tangents of laughter. Once my laughter dies down, little miss blue butt speaks again.

"What ARE you!?"

*HAAAAHAAHAAHAHAAA!* "What am I?" I blink to right in front of her, making jump back a little. "I am the LAST thing you want to anger. " I growl into one of her ears. Then I blink back my previous place on the stage. “My turn!” I happily yell. *This is gonna the show stopper of a life time!*I close my eyes and I charge all the magical energy surrounding me, drawing it into my very being. I begin to glow a pure white, then, when I decided I collected enough energy, I open my eyes. They shine a blinding white. And i channel all that energy to produce the most spectacular firework show to ever grace Ponyville. Fireworks of all kinds spawn from my body. From stars, to spirals, to spinning vortexes. All in the colors of the rainbow. After a few minutes, I conclude the show with one big rocket. It launches into the air high. Then it explodes to show my cutie mark, followed by the mane six’s cutie marks. All in a dazzling display of colors. The crowd ‘oohs’ and ‘awes’ at the spectacle that is the show. When the last of the fireworks fade the crowd erupts in applause in my name. The clopping of the hooves from the audience shake the ground link a mini earthquake. I look over to Trixie and her awe struck face.

“How’s that!? Miss Lulamoon!?” Me and the crowd of ponies look over to her. It takes her a solid five minutes for her to recover from my display.

“How? HOW!? Nopony can be better than The Great and Powerful Trixie!” I smirk at that.

“Then it seems the tables have turned, Miss Lulamoon.” I walk off the stage and head off to the library, followed by the girls and Spike.

“This NOT over! Trixie WILL have her revenge!” And the fucking ground shook again with a roar, with Snips and Snails running like wild ponies.

“God. Fucking. DAMMIT!” I yell to the heavens. “Fluttershy, get ready to sing. Twilight, get ready to use the biggest amount of magic you have use in one setting, ever.”

“Why!?” They both asked worriedly.

“[color=#]Because,” I point to a clearing between two houses. “[color=#]Ursa Minor.” Just as I say that, said Ursa Minor comes barreling through the clearing, roaring.

“I’ll hold him off while you two go get ready.” *Note really, hehehe… What i’m planning will make you girls vomit.* The girls gallope to wherever they are going, leaving me to deal with the Ursa. *Time for some FUN!* “Hey! Brother bear!” The Ursa locks eyes on me. *Good, good.* The Ursa charges at me, ready to snap its jaws at me. And it does, but it didn’t hurt. Even though it bit my body in half *I wasn’t expecting that* It think to myself as the beast throws the upper half of my body in the air with its mouth. Just as I hit the apex of the throw, I see the girls return, Twi’s horn covered in magic. They see the lower half of my body still standing at the same spot. *I wonder if… HAH! That’s cool!* I think to myself as my legs begin to move around. *I can control and feel things from it, awesome.* That was my last thought as I fell into the maw of the Ursa, he swallows me whole “Thanks for not chewing.” I say myself as I slide down throat. I can hear the girls yelling my name. “Don’t worry girls, i’m just fine.” I know they can’t hear me. So I command my to jump three time and sit down criss cross. Which it did. I can still feel whenever they move. *I thought its stomach would be cramped. Now to play the waiting* I think when I enter the stomach. My plan? Oh yeah! I never told you. Well, since i’m made of gold, and metal is generally poisonous to any living thing (except maybe dragons), I figured that I can kill two birds with one stone. By slightly poisoning the baby Ursa and weaken it so Twi can play that tune to calm him down.

The rumble goes through the room i’m in. *That didn’t take long.* I can feel the ursa swaying and fall to his side, followed by me going back up his throat, and out of his mouth. Along with some vomit. “I’m REALLY going to need a shower.”

“Streak!” The girls yell my name in unison (another sex joke!). And they gallop over to me.

“Hey girls, what’s up?” I say as I sit up, well, more like prop myself up until my torso is vertical to the ground. I whistle to my legs, which get up from their sitting position, and walk over to me.

“What happened!?” I give my best ‘are you shitting me?’ face.

“Got eaten by an Ursa Minor, what does it look like? So this is what’s like from your point of view...” It feels weird to not be in pony from and be the same height.

“What happened to you!? And that’s ah Ursa Minor!?”

“Yes to the first one, and it bit me in half.” I say nonchalantly, even my legs are tapping my feet. *Soon enough, I just need to wash all this vomit off of me.* My legs stopped being impatient, and just stood there. "Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to wash all the vomit off of me, do you mind if I use your shower Twi?"

"Umm... Sure?"

"Thanks! Come one legs." With that, me and my legs walk off, me walking with my hands. I look behind me to see the girls, along with entire town, staring slack jawed at me. "Fluttershy? Twilight? I think you still have a job to do." I point to the Ursa minor.

"Oh my goodness! You're right! Come on Twilight, lets get this baby back home!" Fluttershy flies off to the baby Ursa.

"That's an Ursa Minor!? And how are you still alive!?"

"Because, Beatrix." I pause for dramatic effect. "Magic." Then me and my legs walk off like a pair of badasses. Off to Twi's house. Once I reach the library, I knock on the door. We take a step back.

"Coming!" The door violently swings open to a gaping baby dragon. "Streak?" I nod. "What happened to you!?"

"Got bitten in half and eaten by an Ursa Minor."His face goes slack jawed and wide eyed too. "Where's your shower? Kinda need to wash all this vomit off a meh." Why is it that the inhabitants of Ponyville still stare at me to this day with admiration? Tck, I know why, I like to play dumb sometimes. Anyway.

"Up stairs, first door to the left."

"Thanks!" Me and my legs walk up the stairs and into the bathroom. The only reason my legs came in with is that: they're my fucking legs. That's why. After taking a much needed shower, me and my legs walk back down the stairs to see the girls sitting in a circle in the middle of the living room, with Spike. "Hey girls! And Spike!" They turn towards me as I walk over to them. There's a space for me to sit so I take it. "You girls, and Spike, want to see me and my legs reunited, yes?" they nod in unison, still fucking creepy. "Alright then." I situate my legs on the floor and I align myself with them, and begin to reattach my torso to them. It looks fucking cool. When I was close enough, wires and the endoskeleton reached from my body and my legs to attach. When the wiring and skeleton touch, my body pulls itself together. "Neat!" I say as I move my legs around, I sit up and look at the group surrounding me. "I assume you were scanning me Twi? And there are bite marks on my waist, I wonder if..." I spawn myself two white gold ingots, held one in each hand, and pressed them to the sides of my waist. As soon as their as contact, the gold melts and covers the bite marks. When the gold covers the areas. My waist is back it's normal shine and luster. "Neat! I can use gold to fix myself! By means of assimilation! And Twi, I assume you were scanning me?"

"Uh... yes."

"And? What did you find?"

"Umm... You use magic as a source of power."

"What?"

"For every limb on you body, there is a crystal that supplies enough magic to overpower Princess Celestia."

"Huh... Cool. I guess it's a good thing i'm friendly to pony kind huh?"

"Yeah, pretty much."

"Lets move on to something else before Twi breaks." The next thing we know, we're have a sleepover. Pinkies suggestion. I immediately powered down because i'm not into that many girly things. You wanna know why I said 'that many'? Because there are some things that I don't mind doing: Clothes shopping, window shopping, and fashion. That's it, don't you fucking call me flamboyant.

Another day, another time I get to beat down her. But this time, it's gonna be literal. Yep Fucking Alicorn Amulet time asswads, and some magical beat down. But, it had to start in the fucking morning, I know that i'm a robot with neverending power, but I still hate mornings. Anyway, I powered back up to the sound of screaming and crashing noises.

"You couldn't even wait till mid morning?" I mutter to myself as I stretch. Have I mentioned that I power down while standing? Yeah, I can power down in any position (sex joke # 3!). Back to the takeover of Ponyville. I walk outside to see the town's ponies running around. "Great, this wouldn't be a problem if I was a morning person. But alas, i'm the most agitated when up in the morning." Seriously, you don't want to be near me if i'm up in the morning, i'm like a disturbed dragon. Especially with all these new powers.

"BEATRIIIIIIX!!!" She turns to me, something I should note, her aura and eyes are red. Great.

"STOP CALLING ME THAT!!!" She fires another bolt of raw magic at me, but except this time it's red, and thicker. But that doesn't mean I couldn't absorb it, which I did. But when I did, I grew two feet taller and my body started to glow white.

"You did it, you pushed me over the edge! HAHAAA! Now I have to end you, metaphorically." I end that with laughter to put The Joker to shame.

"That will not happen troll! For the Great and Powerful--" She couldn't end her monologue because I shot a bolt of lightning at her, I wonder how she avoided it? Am I that bad a shot?

"For Trixie will defeat this troll!" I guess she still managed to of finished. Summoned as much magic into my hands as I could, and focused it all into a beam of raw magic, aimed right at Trixie. But teleported every time I tried to aim at her. She seemed to have gotten better with that amulet. *Lets make this fun then.* I stopped the flow of magic to my hands. *What to do, what to do...* I know I could just end it, but I wouldn't of had that much fun. Just then, an idea popped into my head. *how about I tire her out? It would give me more power so win win!* "Give me your best shots, Little Miss Bluebutt." If she wasn't mad then she's livid now.

"I. WILL. KILL YOU!!" And shoot me with her 'best' shots she did, Alliteration. She blasted me with: bolts of lightning, that tickled, waves of fire, that was nice and warm, freezing spells, I prefer the cold anyway, and with bolts of raw magic, filling. Needles to say, none of her magic worked, at all. But it did make me three stories tall, so that's a plus! Also, all of that magic casting took a toll on the little cunt. She was all tiwered out from her widdle tontwum.

"Aww, is widdle baby tiwered?" She didn't respond. "Well, i'll make sure you'll a nice west." I was able to see her from my point of view because my eyes can focus like Master Chief's sniper rifle. I pick her up in my aura, *Huh, golden, just like Celestia's, except thicker.* and I shove her in a cage a generated while taking off the amulet and destroyed it. I enchanted the cage to block her magic in case she tries anything. *Now, how do I get back to regular size.* I think for a minute and *Aha!* I set the cage down on the ground, and did this. Now that was fucking amazing. And it left me at my regular height. *Another crowd pleaser and ridding myself of the possible corruption of too much magic. I wonder if i'm vulnerable to that kind of corruption? I wasn't bent on taking over Ponyville... So I guess that might be a good thing...*

"Streaky!" And that is my nick name for her? God dammit.

"Hey girls, did ya see what I did?"

"Of coarse we did! That the awesomest... THING, I've ever seen!"

"Ah don't know what that was, but that was pretty amazin'."

"I have to agree with Applejack, darling. That was the most spectacular thing I have ever seen!"

"Wait wait wait, you girls just thought that was from me?"

"Well duh! Who else can do what you just did?" She has a point.

"You have a point there... Ok, continue."

"That was the most funerific Kamehameha i've ever seen!"

*How the fuck- Oh, right. She can break the fourth wall. It's gonna be hard to impress her with anything new. Fuck.*

"I do have to admit, at first I thought it was the end of the world, but when I found out it was you. I thought it was the most amazing thing i've ever seen in my life." We look to Flutters.

"Well? What did you think of what I did Flutters." She blushes when I call her 'Flutters'.

"Um, that was, um... The MOST awesome thing I have ever seen!" She then pounces me to hug me. Now THAT surprised me and the girls.

Author's Note

Is it me or am I posting these chapters a lot? And do they seemed fast paced? I can't tell.