Author's Note

There you go guys. Sorry for the hold up. My mums dad passed away on Monday night, which is about last week soon, and we held his funeral on Friday. May he rest in peace, and that grandma takes it easy on him. Lord forbid, he gets a growling of a lifetime from his wife.

Not to mention, he was getting frustrated with the waiting, and wanted us to get a move on. Yep, he was just that impatient about the whole thing.

So anyway, I did things differently in this chapter. And you'll know what to expect in the next one. Enjoy!

Ch.9

The Red Light King: Carolus Rex.

Ch.9: A Rebellious Nature.

(Carolus Rex, present time...)

"Time for a break." I announced to the present company. Seeing their faces holding looks of shock-and-awe was starting to get boring, and I want to get moving. Sitting here wasn't doing me any good, so I got up and headed back out, with Dizzy coming along.

"H-hey! Wait up!" Turning to look back, Rainbow came flying up to us.

"What is it you want?" I asked her impatiently, which made her flinch.

"Uh... I just...wanted to tag along with you..." She told me nervously, fidgeting with her fingers as she looked down. "I thought, maybe... You could..."

"No." I told her. "Where I'm going, you can't follow. What I do, you won't like." She looks back up to me and tries to protest against my better judgement. But one look at my face said otherwise, and she quickly concedes, returning to her friends. Facing Tia and Luna on the far end. "I'll be out hunting for sometime. Continue on if you feel like it."

"Alright Rex, stay safe." Tia said as she made herself some tea.

"And do try to bring them back unscathed." Luna told me.

"You're shitting me, right?" I asked her, with a raised brow.

"Just try to... Please?" She really is being serious.

"No." I answered her. "I can't keep a promise, you know I won't try."

Luna then gives me the stink eye. "Sheesh, what kind of life did you have to go through?" Soon though, she regretted speaking those words out, seeing as how she enraged me with that little, witty remark.

"Luna." I growled. "Don't you fucking dare test me. EVER!" I shouted that last part, which spooked everybody in the room. With that said, I grunted and turned to leave. Walking down the hallways, Dizzy decides to speak.

"I'm sorry, but I couldn't help thinking about what she said: what did happen when you left? After leaving Earth." Oh great, now he's getting curious about that. It's not even time yet! One look from me, though, told him not to ask me that one again. "OK, OK! Fine! I get it, a bit too personal!"

"Sweet Christ. You guys better stop snooping into something I don't want to talk about. Yet." I snarled at him. "Anyways, find me the next lot. You're coming with me this time." He gave me a disapproving gaze, but nodded. As for me, I just rolled my eyes at him. I mean, it's not my fault you guys were treading on fatal grounds!

"Oh! Found something interesting!"

"What is it?"

"It seems they massed an army, with enough forces to overthrow the Guard stationed at Ponyville."

"Of course." I sighed in annoyance. "They just had to go where it all started with me."

"Well, at least they haven't attacked yet. They're just waiting for the signal. He's walking around in town." He explained. "Shall I drop him off?"

"Do it." If you haven't figured it out, Dizzy's gonna teleport that one guy responsible for signalling the attack, back into the ranks. Literally. "Once done, get us in there."

"Okay..." He clicked his talons, and right after that... "And done!" He dropped us into the frame. All around were the Pony Traffickers, all confused for a while longer, until their brains clicked at what just happened.

"It's him!"

"He has Discord with him!"

"Quick, surround them!" And just like that, they have us completely surrounded. Good. "Ha! I don't know whether you're brave, or stupid! But--!"

"It's neither." I said to the crowd, cutting the one talking shit off.

This set every last one of these moronic dicks in confusion, as they looked at each other. "Neither? What does that mean?"

"Why are you asking me!? Ask him!"

"Alright, I was just saying! So...um....hey, what did you mean by that?" And just like that, a series of groans and moans went throughout the ranks, making the one that asked me, feeling very self-conscious at what he did. "I...wasn't suppose to ask?"

"No you idiot! I was being sarcastic!"

"Well excuse me, but how was I suppose to know!?"

More and more arguments broke out among them, leaving me and Dizzy to look at each other. "Put up a barrier. Make sure none of them escape."

"On it." Dizzy summons up a barrier, surrounding us all, which got their attention.

"Hey! What's the big idea!?" One of them said, and the answer came from a dumbass touching the barrier, getting electrified.

"Ow! Friggin' A! It's electrified!" No shit, numbnuts!

"C'mon, we can take them--!" I shot that ones head off, with one of my Deathlock Rangers, letting the blood of their comrade spatter all over those who were standing next to him. Why? I was getting impatient at the moment.

"Dizzy?"

"Yes?"

"Take those who won't fight, and the ones who knows more, back to Ponyville. Bind and secured." I told him, as they all aimed their weapons at us. "Leave the rest to me."

"Alrighty then, hun. Have fun!" With a click of his talons, he did what I wanted him to do. Which took almost half of the army.

"Wow. Some of your guys are dropping their nuts." I commented as they fan out. Trying to get some distances between me and them. "Time to test this little beauty out..." I said as I pulled out Soul Long and loaded it with a silver ball bearing. The rest of these pitiful fools fixed bayonets on their rifles, getting ready to stab me. I wasn't really worried about this, call me mad if you want, but their attempts will fail in fatality. Resting my rifle on my shoulder, finger on the trigger, with an emotionless expression on my face, looking up to the sky, filled with some clouds.

"Hey! Are you even gonna pay attention to us!?" One of them growled out at me, but I ignored his ugly-ass face. "You think you're all-so special, just because you're an Alicorn, that you can ignore us!?"

"Your point?" I asked, uninterested in his ranting about nonsense. I just wanted to move this along. But I'm waiting for them to make the first move.

"My point is, that you're nothing! It doesn't matter what kind of pony you were born as, it's not something you make a big deal out of...!"

"Are you done bitching? Because that has nothing to do with the here and now." That got to him easily. Yelling out loud, he charges at me from behind, preparing to skewer me. Or he would have, if only he reached me in one piece. Firing of Soul Long, the bullet was being controlled by me and made that dumbass explode. All the blood and gore that made up for him, went everywhere, and all of Hell broke loose.

Since I was controlling the bullet, it basically went around killing off those that makes contact: severing heads from their shoulders, filling them with holes, making guts spill out on the ground, a gory explosion. Anything that revolves around death, as the ending results for them all. Some I let get close to me, but I was too fast for them to react, stealing their spear guns and either slicing their necks open, or shoving it in their stomachs, before standing them up. As for the extra bit for the bullet whistling around, it actually sounds like a screeching banshees soul was weaved into it.

This went on for over an hour, before they were all reduced to a bloodied nothingness, and I was covered in blood, head to hoof. Catching the bullet, I made my rifle disappear in a puff of flame and placed the bearing in my pocket. Once done, I teleported to where Discord was, still covered in blood, but I don't give a shit about that. Nor to those that were captured looking at me.

Dizzy was about to say something, but when he turned to see me. "Gah!" He gagged at the state I was in. "Rexxy, what the bloody Hell!?"

I actually laughed at that like a maniac. "Bloody sounds just about right!" I said with an insane grin.

Which sent shivers throughout Dizzy's body. "Yes, well... Hey what are doing?" His eyes widen in fear of what I'm about to do.

"Oh nothing..." I said as I held my arms wide open, still smiling like a madman. "Just feeling a little bit huggish." After that I started to walk towards him slowly. "Care for one?"

Discord in turn, chuckled nervously at this. "N-n-no t-thank you, Rex. I-I-I-I'm f-fine..." He was sweating a lot of bullets throughout his entire form.

Snickering evilly under my breath, I slowed down a bit more, drawing this out, making it agonizingly as possible. "Oh come now, Dizzy. I know how much you love hugs! Especially when they come from ME." Standing mere inches away from hugging him, Dizzy was visibly shaking like a leave, pupils shrank to pinpricks, not liking where I'm taking this. Coming close to his left ear, I whispered in a very deep, scary voice, that it would probably make Satan proud. "Let me touch your skin."

Immediately, Dizzy screamed like a frighten girl seeing a monster, and teleported away. I blinked at what just transpired, then I started to chuckle, until finally laughing my ass off! Falling onto my back, rolling around, left and right, still laughing much like that of The Joker. Sort of. But it might as well be counted as a deranged sociopathic's laugh.

"W... What's wrong with this guy!?"

"He really is a monster out from Tartarus!"

"Somepony, anypony, help us! Please!"

Oh, yeah, forgot about them. Whatever. They wouldn't know a good joke when they see one. Drama queens. Sitting up, I looked behind me to see Dizzy running around in circles, screaming all the while doing that. Rolling my eyes, I got on all four and ran towards him like a hungry predator, laughing as I chased him into the Everfree Forest. Running aimlessly in here, there wasn't anything in here that's gonna get in the way. At least not yet. So far it's been straight forward.

"REX! STOP CHASING ME LIKE SOME WILD ANIMAL!" Dizzy shouted at me, going through every nook and cringing, to slow me down. Or so he thought. Smiling deviously, I sent an after image of myself. Seeing the fake me going pass him, he came out of his hiding place, scoping the surrounding area, hoping I really was gone.

Unfortunately for him, I was anything but gone. Hidden in shadows, I saw him sighing in relief. "Goodness gracious! Does he know how to make you sweat a lot!" Sniffing himself, his facials wrinkled up. "Egh! I need to wash up... Now where is it?"

Oh... So back there, huh? That sounds delightful, my pretty little prey. Following him from behind, we've eventually made it to a secret waterfall. We both found this place a long time ago, together, and decided to keep it a secret between us both. Looking majestic as ever.

Anyway, Dizzy jumped right in there, he has yet to detect my presence. But since he was having some fun in there, I used that to my advantage, and got in as well. Good thing he was heading under the waterfall, otherwise he would have notice the blood. At least this time, I can hold my breath for longer now. Swimming up from behind him, I carefully came to his tail and bit down on its fluffy end. Which got him jumping like a fuckton crazy, that I was starting to get dizzy myself, but I wasn't planning on letting go...

... Or maybe my brain really wasn't responding anymore.

"AAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!!" He screamed out, while my eyes were rolling all over the place in my head. Eventually he did stop, once he saw me, he just stared at me... And now he's trying to drown me! Swishing his tail left and right out of anger, I let go and went flying on the other side of the fall. Behind here was a cave, it was a bit rustic and such, since it's not kept up to maintenance for so long. "Rex..." I heard Dizzy growled, as he came my way.

Smiling devilishly, I got out of the water and started to...strip. When he saw what I was doing... By God, his face! Not to mention that nosebleed of his, priceless I tell you! "See something you like?" I asked him as I finished. "Besides, I can't wear wet clothes." Hanging them up, I started to heat up some stones from underneath. This way, they'll dry off over time.

I was about to turn around, but I felt a pair of hands grab hold of me and pulled me back into the waters. Guess Dizzy couldn't wait any longer. Turning the tables around, I had him pinned and bit down on his neck. Hard. Drawing blood from it. In return, he held onto me for dear life, scratching my back, a muffled moan from him as well.

"R-Rexxy..." I heard him call my name.

"Hm?" I responded as I let go of his neck, licking up the blood.

"Please... T-take me again..." Dizzy pleaded his needs.

"So soon?" I stalled. I know, dick move, but hey, I'm allowed to have my own fun!

"Please!" He pleaded a little louder. "Rexxy, I can't take this anymore! I love you too much to-- EEP!" He squeaked as I nipped his left ear. Although, it was mostly getting a feel of my... Equipment. "O-oh my... You've certainly grown..."

"Mmhmm..." I hummed as I started to grind against him for a bit.

"Just one question."

"What's that?"

"HOW DO YOU FIT THAT BEAST OF A COCK IN YOUR PANTS!?" And he's straight to the point.

"Heh heh. Honestly, I'm still not sure..." I answered before we started having a make-out session. Damn, he still got it!

(Princess Celestia, back in Caterlot...)

"Well.... Damn." Was all I could say as Rex left. Thanks to Luna, we seem to have hit a nerve in him. If his reaction was anything to go by. After that, I just grabbed the whiskey bottle and poured me some to drink. Well, I almost did what Rex did: drink straight out of the bottle.

"I... I didn't mean to..." Luna was still shocked that he'd snapped at her like that. It's not like we knew anything! But, I guess none of us should be asking those kinds of things. Rex gotten a little defensive about it.

"Um, excuse me, princess?"

"Hm?" I looked over to Fluttershy. "Yes?"

"I... I was wondering, about Rex..."

"What is it you wish to know?"

"Well... I don't know if this is true, or that I'm seeing things. But, does Rex... Tend to resist?" I just stared at her for the longest time, seeing as how she reminded me about that. "Oh! I'm sorry, your highness! I shouldn't have spoken ill about him!"

"No, Fluttershy! You have not spoken bad of him!" I told her. "In fact, you are quite right. Rex, by all standards, is what you would call a Renegade."

"A Renegade?" Twilight questioned. "I thought he was like that because he's uptight about certain things." Everypony agreed to this.

"True." I continued. "But that doesn't mean he can't rebel against you, as well. He holds secrets, secrets that may harbour a far more sinister truth. There are some things that should remain buried." I said with a serious face. "To him, not everything is rainbows and sunshines. Which is true, to say the least."

"What!?" Pinkie shouted. "What kind of silly thinking is that!? No wonder why he's always so grumpy... Hm..." Oh no, if she's thinking about that... "Oh, I know! I'll throw him a party!" I figured as much, although it seems that the rest looked unsure. "I have yet to throw him one! What with all of this talking and recollecting of memories and such! I just know he'll love this one!"

"Pinkie Pie." Luna called out to her. "I would advise against such an act. He's not one for crowds, and he doesn't exactly feel comfortable with anyone outside his circle of friends."

"Aww... But why?" Pinkie whined. "Why doesn't he like anypony else?"

"Anybody else." Luna corrected her. "The reason why is because we ponies, single out other species. That alone lead him to distrusting our kind." They gasped at this.

"Singling out!?" Rainbow spoke up next. "Since when was that--!"

"SILENCE!!!" Luna started using the Royal Canterlot Voice. "THOU SHALL NOT SPEAK FOUL ABOUT OUR BELOVED!!!" Beloved? Oh right, he did chose us both as his wives and queens. Soon she calmed down a bit before speaking. "And to answer your 'stupid-shit' of a question, he was never raised to discriminate any other races. Not to mention, every living being has a physical body. It doesn't matter what you look like, you are, first and foremost, a sentient. Saying a certain beings cultural name, that is native to their identity is one thing. But saying it out of disgust, or hatred, is another thing, one that he calls racist. Or racism if you want the technical term." She explained with a stern look.

"Now that you all know, I think we can all agree on this. The fact remains that we single out those that are not ponies themselves, still." I spoke up next. "That said, we weren't any better back then either."

"You mean..." Applejack spoke.

"Yes. Excluding Luna, Discord and Tirek, the rest of us were pretty discriminative towards other races, for petty reasons. Reasons that amounted to nothing. When he heard us 'Talking smack' about the other races in our world, he called us three into the Arena for some... Corrective Training." I shivered at that last one, remembering how it all went down... Oh how I started hating him for that. But now that I look back at it, we were pretty insensitive towards others, if not only ourselves.

Luna giggled. "I still remember how much he actually loves to run! Do you remember that Tia? Oh, and those push-ups too! Weren't you enjoying all of the exercises!"

I groaned at this, placing a hand on my forehead. "How can I not remember? He was practically howling at us throughout that run around the course he created! It was getting worser and worser by the minutes! I mean, he was even on my tail, yelling and screaming at me with insults! All because I keep falling before I even make it to the halfway mark!" I ranted out, which only made Luna laugh incessantly at that.

"HA! Oh those were glorious times..." Oh, rub it in why don't you.

"Shut up Luna!"

"I'm telling Rex on you..."

"Oh I highly doubt he'll even lift a figure to help you!" I huffed at her, crossing my arms and turned my head away from him.

Although, she said and did something to me I never expected her to do. "Fight me, Tia..." As soon as I heard that, she threw... Food!?

"Ugh! Luna, what the hay are you doing!?" I shouted at her. Wiping away the... Cake!? She threw cake at me!? "Oh, that is IT!!!" Time to retaliate for this absurd act! "This means war!"

"Ha-hah! That is what I intend to start!" Luna replied before using her magic to throw more of my favourite treats at me! Luckily, I saved my trove and set them down on the table, in one pile. But I guess that's what Lulu wanted me to do. Because once she stopped, she teleported right in front of me, tripped me, and slammed my face into the trove I just saved! And she had the gull to do it with a smile! A SMILE!!!

"Primo Victoria!" She shouted before flying away, laughing all the while. Just as she done that, I literally exploded then and there, and gave chase to her...

"You are in so much trouble now, you little rebel!"

(Back to Rex and Dizzy...)

I'm not entirely sure how much time has passed, since we started our little make-love session. All I know is that Gaia's sun has started to set on the horizon. Although, we're in no hurry.

Lying in our rock-bed, yes you heard right, I know, crazy even for me. But when you have Dizzy, he'll make it the most wondrous thing you'll ever lie in. Anyway, our lips were sealed to each other, tongues battling it out for domination. So far it's a tie. Dizzy tried using cheap tactics, such as fondling my family jewels. But he was surprised that I didn't get a hard-on for him to win. Technically, he did sort of, kinda, succeeded, since some of it came poking out. But not much to do the trick he was hoping for. I was concentrating real hard not to give into his administrations.

As for me, well, I went for that luxurious ghetto booty of his. If he was gonna play dirty, I'll do the same. Although, this action alone, simulated his sexual drive and kicked it up a notch. His cooing moaning turned into feral growling with an insatiable, lustful appetite for more. Thinking he could win still, but I'm not easy to defeat, even in this type of situation. This is what you call Love and War.

Upon a mutual agreement, we both stopped and separated, our saliva connected for a few seconds until the string broke under its own weight. Panting like Hell, Dizzy spoke first. "Best session of love making yet. But I know I should have won that one."

I shrugged at this. "Should've. Would've. But no, I won't make it an easy win for you." I said as I gave his ass a squeeze, making him hiss. "I mean, really? Have you forgotten who you're dealing with here?"

"An egocentric dick who thinks he's got it all." He answers with a smug smirk.

I rolled my eyes and shook my head. But I still smiled at that. "I'll let that one slide. For now." After saying that, I yelped as he played with my balls.

"My, my, my.... These certainly are full and ripe, waiting for the release..." Massaging each in his hands, he grinned lustfully. "I'm surprised they can even fit them in my hands. I simply can't wait to have it all. I mean, goodness me, you're so pent up down there!"

"Cutting it a bit close, aren't we?"

"Oh please. I am your first after all..."

"And you're still after my children. Why am I not surprised."

He chuckled at that. "Isn't it obvious? Honestly, you know me better than any other living creature on the planet." Dizzy then rubbed our noses. "Still though, how do you even get that thing in your pants? I'm surprise they don't leave an impression."

"Don't know... Erk! Don't care..." Okay, this is starting to get to me. "Dizzy, stop. We need to get going."

"Aw... Do we have to?"

"There's only so much I can do, or take. And this is one of them." I told him, and he stopped. Sighing in relief, I got up and got changed back into my clothes. Dizzy himself stretched out, much like a cat would, but in a very suggestive manner. Yes, his ass is up in the air. Rolling my eyes, he started to wiggle it from side to side very lewdly. I walked up to him and slapped that booty, watching it jiggle for a bit, as I left a red mark on it.

"Ah!" He gasped. "Oh baby, please stop that."

"Oh I'm sorry. I thought you were implying about something." I taunted, with a grin.

"Well... I am. But why are you just teasing me?" He asked, looking back at me with desperation, written all over his face. "Can't we just have a quickie?"

"Well, maybe, but it'll have to wait." I told him. "Right now, I thinking of visiting that place." He looked at me for a moment, thinking it over, and then nodded.

"Alright honey. But fair warning, it's not the way you remember it to be." He said to me.

I sighed at this. "I figured as much. Seeing as how those two been living up in Canterlot..."

"Actually, that's not the worst part of it all."

"... Do I even want to know."

"If you do, ask one of them, or both. Either way, they'll tell you." I groaned at this. "So, teleportation? Or fly over there?"

"Let's just fly. I want to stretch my wings out." I said as we walked out of our cave and took flight in the night sky, seeing Solaris moon rising up. "They really do have the hang of it now."

"Was there any doubt?" Dizzy asked.

"No. Not doubt. Worry." I answered.

"Well, nothing to fear anymore. Although, I would advise taking deep breaths when we get there."

"What? Why would... I..." I was about to ask, but when we got there...

"Now Rex, don't--"

"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPEN TO THE PLACE!?!?!?"

"N-now let's all just calm down--"

"HOW THE FUCK DID ANY IF THIS HAPPENED!?!?!?"

"Rex! Will you just--!"

"WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THERE WAS A FUCKING WARZONE HAPPENING HERE!?!?!?"

"That's it!" Before I could flip my shit again, he grabbed me and started slapping me repeatedly. How do I react to this? Simple: violence.

Dodging his hand, I head butted his face and went to punching it inside-out. During this fight, we weren't paying much on our flying. We basically just went through walls and such of the ruins, which was once our place we called home. Me especially. Well, technically speaking.

Crashing through the floors, we ended up where we would travel through from this castle, to our school. Separating, we were lying side-by-side, and when Dizzy looked at me, he asked. "Okay, Rex, WHY did you do that!?"

"Because you were slapping me senseless!" I snapped at him.

"You were already losing your shit when you saw the state of this place!" He shouted back at me. "Besides that, what's the real reason!? Why are you so pissed off all of a sudden!?"

Gritting my teeth, I told him my reason. "Why? Why does it feel like... That both Tia and Luna are responsible for the destruction of our HOME!?" Getting up, I was starting to get a headache out of nowhere. Then there were these flickering images playing across my mind. But that only made the headache even more painful. "Ugh! What are these things I'm seeing!?"

"Memories." Dizzy answered simply. "Memories of past events. Events which took place here..."

"Argh! So you're saying...there was a fight!?"

"Yes... There was..." I don't he was looking my way. Not that I can tell, because of all the shit I'm seeing right now! But they were moving too fast for me to make sense of! "Celestia and Luna... The fight happened between the two."

"What...?" As soon as he said their names, it all stopped almost instantly.

Turning to face him, his face was filled with grim and worry. The latter was about me, that much I can figure. Sighing, he looked towards the broken portal, his back facing me. "It's not my place to say. But, Rexxy, please, don't be too harsh to them both."

Shaking my head, I walked up to him and hugged him. "I'm not sure what happened back then, but I'm not entirely sure if I can keep from losing my shit."

Chuckling, he manages to turn himself around and hugged back at me. "I know, but just try..."

"But I have to know about Chrysalis and Sombra. What happened to those two?" I demanded. This 'Not knowing their Fate' bullshit is starting to get to me now!

"Oh Rexxy... 'One for All', aren't you still?" He muttered as he began to nuzzle me. "I can't really tell you, yet. Perhaps tomorrow I will tell you about Chrysalis."

"I'll hold you to that one, Dizzy." I said as we parted. "C'mon, let's back. I... I don't want linger around here any longer than I should."

Nodding, he teleported us back to the castle, only for us to see it in a heaping mess. Looking around, everything was covered in spattered food, and a wide variety of it. Walking through the long-ass hallways, we see all of the castle staff and maids working on scrubbing away all of the food stains. But this is gonna take a while...

"I wonder who did all of this?" Dizzy asked.

"And why? This is a waste of food." I added.

"Your highness!" One of the maidens came running towards us. "Thank mother of Celestia!"

"I still blame Gaia, because I get the feeling that her daughters, Tia and little Lulu, has something to do with all of this." She flinched from my remark.

"N-now, now! Let's not get hasty! I mean, yes, it's true that the princesses did all of this!" She said with a smile, one that seemed forceful.

"Enough said. Dizzy, fix this up, would you?"

"As you wish~" With a click, everything was back to normal... Hey wait a minute.

"Dizzy did you--!" Turning around, I found out that it wasn't 'Dizzy anymore. "Oh god no..."

"Oh yes, my dearly beloved~" She said in a seductive manner, as she eyes me in a predatory way. "Hello darling. Miss me much?"

"Eris, now is not the time." I told her with a deadpan expression.

"Aww... But we haven't done it in so long dearest love!" She whined. Why did it he had to switch to her, of all time!? "Besides, I want to re-live our time together again. Can you blame a girl for trying?" By Jove's lancer, she's just as direct with her intentions as ever.

Rolling my eyes, I forgot that Eris wasn't wearing anything. Realising this, I used my magic to place her in that maidens outfit. Yeah, I know, but it was the only thing I could think of! Not to mention how much she loves wearing it!

Giggling, she twirls her long black hair, on the right side, in her lion paw. "My, aren't we getting frisky, yet again?"

"Oh my god woman, shut the fuck up!"

"What? I'm only being honest." She said, fluttering her eyelids. "Besides, you're just as shameless as I am Rexxy." Snickering, she moved her head close to my left ear. "So... Are we going to talk about our first night?"

Groaning, I finally gave in to her suggestion. "Okay, fine. If this will get you off your rocks." I said as we made our way to the Dining room, leaving a very flustered maiden, along with the rest, as we walked by them.

Making it there, we saw the girls fidgeting amongst themselves, Tia looking pissed, and Luna smirking, all the while drinking her Cookies 'n' Cream milkshake. Although, as soon as they all saw us walking in, I saw six jaw drops, Luna made her milkshake come straight back out from her nose, and Tia got even more pissed off with seeing Eris again.

"What do you think you're doing here!?" She shouted at Eris.

"Watch your fucking mouth Tia!" I shouted back at her. "Or do I have to go Gunzerking on your sorry ass!?" Getting the memo, Tia ducked under the table, along with everyone else.

"Wow, a bit of an overkill, don't you think?" Eris asked, raising an eyebrow. "Not that I don't mind, but I rather you not hurt Fluttershy. You know she is not one for violence."

"I understand that. Anyone with a brain can see that." I replied. "But that Sunny-ass bitch keeps fucking it up for the rest. It's like she doesn't even know how Karma works."

Sighing, she runs her talons through her short sliver hair, on her left. "Trust me, she has done far worst." Clicking her fingers, everything was back to how it is, people back in there seats, Luna getting her milkshake refilled, and Tia looking calm.

Walking over to my seat, Eris sat on my lap, as soon as I was seated.

"So, can I tell them about our special time?" She asked. Again.

"Yes. You can." And I answered her. Again.

Tia looked at her disapprovingly. Luna was now more focused on this part of the story, for some odd reason, and I get the feeling it's gonna intensify during throughout the damn thing. The girls had mixed emotions: Applejack looked just about ready to hide behind her hat. Rarity was steaming up, face all flustered, and trying to cool herself down. Rainbow Dash gotten a wingboner. Same can be said for Fluttershy, as she hid behind her long pink mane. Pinkie Pie had sparkling, wide eyes, waiting patiently. Well, at least someone else is about to enjoy this, possibly more so than Eris. And Twilight practically had yet another paper at the ready!

"Oh for FUCK SAKES TWILIGHT!!!" I snatched it out of her hands with telekinesis and burned it to a cinder. Again!

Soon after that, I heard Eris giggling. "My, my, dear little Twilight. Why, aren't you the naughty girl..."

"W-w-wh-what!?" Well, she's busted. Stupid nerdy pervert.

"Well, what else were you going to do with that kind of knowledge, Hm?" Eris said as she leaned back on me, her left cheek rubbing against my right cheek. "Such lewd planning, you naughty little nerdy perv."

Before Twilight could utter another word, Eris clicked her fingers and Twilight ended in a... Suggestive position.

"Really Eris..... Bondage?"

"Well, there's more to it, than ropes and a gag ball."

"Christ." I sighed and nuzzled into her long neck, hugging her closer to me. "I'm gonna take a nap. The floor's all yours."

A chuckle rumbled from her throat. "Thank you, my beloved master." Closing my eyes, I felt Eris kiss my forehead before looking back at the girls, which were staring up at Twilight. "So then, who ready for some sexy storytelling?"