The Red Light King: Carolus Rex.

Ch.10: One Hell of a Night!

(Eris, dining room....)

Greetings to all, wide and beyond! Eris here, I'll be taking over storytelling for tonight, and you're all in for a special treat, my little sexy darlings~*

I winked at you, if you haven't figured the star out.

"Um... Discord?" I rolled my eyes at Rarity's mistake.

"It's Eris. I'm no longer in my male form." I leered at her. "Let that be a reminder to all of you younglings. I don't expect you to understand, but do remember my names in each form."

"O-okay now! Let's all just seamer down now!" AJ came in. "Look, first off: sorry for getting it wrong, Eris. Second: what she wanted to know, well, all of us, is why you winked at nopony in particular?"

Oh, that. I was about to answer them, but Pinkie beat me to it. "Silly filly! She was winking at the readers!" And now she's waving out to you lot. "Hi!"

"Pinkie." I said firmly. "I appreciate the explanation, but don't forget that not everyone here understands the things that you, I, and Rex know of. You'll end up breaking someone's psyche."

She placed both hands over her mouth, eyes darting left and right. Everyone else was staring at her, until eventually they shook it off.

"Sorry..." Pinkie whispered.

"Oh Pinkie, it's alright." Fluttershy came to her side and hugged her. Which cheered Pinkie up almost immediately. "You're just being you. Although, could you, maybe, tone it down a little bit. If it's not too much of a bother?"

"Okay!" Pinkie replied, in her usual way.

Smiling at that scene, I was about to talk about it, when something clicked. I know we've been telling our life stories in the Dining room, but it just feels a bit too, I don't know... Exposed? I mean, I don't necessarily not care, about shamelessly spilling out all of the details, or showing myself off. I just do that for the LOLZ, and such!

I may be ME, but I do have standards.

Thinking this over, while twirling my long black hair... Oh! Did I not state my new appearance? So sorry dearies! Anyway, here's a brief run on how I look now. Not much has change, save for gender and figure. You could say, I can easily rival that of Celly herself! Let's see, anything worth noting... Ah right, my hair! Well, as you may have heard, my hair has two different sides and styles to them; one my right, is a long, black, unkempt hair style, which is basically my rebellious, mischievous nature. On my left, is a short, silvery white, well-refined hair style, to represent the sliver-lining beauty within Chaos itself, if I do say so.

Now that's everything I wanted to share... What's that? You want to know what now?? Oh you naughty things, you lot are. Well, I guess I could. My breast size are the exact same as Celly's ones, so they're that big, for sure. The only extra features is their nipples, the right one's coloured white, and the left is Chocolate brown. And yes, they do indeed lactate, tasting like flavoured milk: White chocolate, and plain Chocolate milk.

Well, if ONLY you could suckle on these bosoms of mine, for yourselves. Wouldn't you love that chance, my little sexy darlings~*

"Eris! Stop teasing them!" Pinkie shouted.

"What? I can't give them a little sneak peek?" I asked her innocently.

"No!... Well, I mean, yes! I mean, maybe!? I don't know!?" She screamed. "All I know is, that you're gonna give some of them blue-balls! The anticipation's killing us all!"

"Yes! What Pinkie say is true!" Rarity said in her usual melodramatic way, fanning herself. "Honestly! This is as close to knowing how Royalty indulge themselves in such fiery, passionate, lovemaking!! I must know ALL that I crave for!" And she has gone off the deep end of Coo-coo town. If that crazed look in her eyes and nosebleed is of any indication.

Sighing, I clicked my talons and teleported us into Celly's room. I provided everyone comfortable giant beanbags, surrounding the bed. While me and Rex were lying under the covers of the bed, in our birthday suits.

"What's the meaning of this!?" Celly shouted out at me. "Why are we in my room!?"

Rolling my eyes, I told her my reason. "Because I like it to be private."

"That's it?" Her eyes narrowed at my statement. "Then why are you and Rex lying in my bed?"

I smiled at this. "Because I removed our clothes."

"WHAT!?" Everybody shouted.

"Yep! And I regret nothing at all!" I said cheerfully. "Besides, I get the best seat." Wiggling my brows, I snuggled closer to Rex, placing his head just above my hefty chest.

Seeing Celly becoming jelly by the seconds was entertainingly hilarious. Little Lulu didn't seem to mind much, just drinking hard out on her milkshake. The girls were all red in the face, Twilight especially, since she's still roped up and gagged on the spot.

"So... Um..." We heard AJ speak up first. Surprisingly enough. "How... How did all s-started? Did he come to you and c-c-confessed? Or was it you that made the first move o-on him?"

"Hmm..." I hummed a little before answering. "The latter. Obviously."

Gasps from the girls were heard, out of shock and awe. Yes, you're probably wondering how someone, like Rex, be approached in such a manner? Or why he didn't make the first move on me? Either way, you seem to fail at the fact, he was more focused on our performances and teamwork, than finding a mate, or forming a herd of his own. Perhaps I should tell them how humans work.

"Yes, indeed that someone like him, was approached first. Although..." I sighed at this part I'm about to tell them. In all honesty, I still find it ridiculous. "When he first discovered that Polygamy was a thing, he was quite shocked by it, in fear. From what he told us, having a harem, that's the same principal as a herd, as they would put it, is frowned upon."

"WWWWWWWHHAAAAAAAAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" They screamed at the top of their lungs. Luckily, I blocked Rex's ears before that came around.

"Hold on a second!" Rainbow raised from her seat, wings spread out in anger. "What's so wrong with having a herd!? Nothing bad ever happened!"

Clicking my fingres, I gagged and restrained her. Bringing her up me, I stared her dead in the eyes, and said my piece. "Because Rainbow, this is Humanity we're talking about. A species Rex was once was, and still is. There is a immense differences between the two." I told her in a low, cold-hearted, tone, that it set the room to feel like you're in the frozen north. "We explained to him why such a thing exist, which placed more fear inside him."

"W-w-why?" Fluttershy asked, in a shivering voice. "W-why would h-h-he be m-more a-a-fraid?"

Looking from the scared shitless RD to Flutters, I answered her. "Because he thought Ponykind was going to become extinct, if the male populace was forever lost." Realising that everyone was freezing, I clicked my fingers and set the room back to its original state.

Sighs of relief were sounded, but short-lived. "Wait a darn minute. If what ya say is true, then what's the difference?"

"Remember when I said he feared for the male populace of Ponykind?" They nodded. "Well, for Humanity, their gender ratio is roughly 50-50."

After saying that, all four jaws dropped. I mean, sure you can count both Twilight and RD. But those two are gagged, so they can't exactly move their jaws.

Looking over at Celly, she was confused as to why I'm looking in her direction, until her eyes bulged wide open. She knew what I was going tell them next, and silently begged me not to. That's right! The Princess of the Sun, is begging me not to!

Grinning evilly, I spoke up. "And to make matters worse, when he told us this, Celly over there..." I pointed out. "Had the balls to say otherwise, thinking he was lying. Only for her to end up nearly dying from his rage."

"PRINCESS CELESTIA!!!!!" Well that was unexpected. As soon as I told them what she did, they seemed enraged about it. At least I blocked Rex's ear in anticipation.

"N-now girls, let's think about this for a second..." Celly tried to reason with them, but to no avail.

"What is wrong with you!? Haven't you learnt your lesson when it comes to Rex!?" Pinkie spoke up first.

"I-I thought he was just lying, t-to hide himself from--" She said before Rares interrupted her.

"Oh! So you thought it was a good idea to verbally assault his sexual insecurity, when he was vulnerable!?" Well, she had a point there.

True fact: Celly did went on the attack on him, in his sexual insecurity. If not only his intellect.

She looked down in shame. "I know, that was low of me to do. I'll admit that much." She paused for a moment before she continued. "As a matter of fact; there are a number of things I did, which were not sound. Some of which were aimed at Rex, at the time."

"Yeah, not your greatest moments." I snarked off at her, which made her cringed.

"Um... Excuse me? Eris?" I looked back at Fluttershy. "Could you tell us how it all happened? I mean, your feelings for him."

"Aww.... Now that takes me back..." I sighed at the memories, forgetting about my sneering at Celly. "Well, at first, I was curious about his people, about him. But when he displayed all of that power, it actually scared me. But overtime, I began to grow accustomed to his ways. I even manage to make him laugh and smile, because he doesn't smile that much. He was always serious about things." Okay, getting sidetracked here. "But, throughout it all, I guess I never really realised it, until a couple of centuries later, did it clicked. I was falling for him."

After saying that, the girls were all cooing, and I continued on. "As to why? Well, I'm pretty sure it's obvious by now. He has such a defiant nature, that no matter how much you try to push him, he's gonna push back at you harder. Rex isn't one for taking shit from arrogant nobodies. It was then that I really saw him at his most potential, and his most dangerous state. That's something you don't want to end up on the receiving end."

"Well... That explains a lot." We heard AJ commented. "I mean, you would go for those dangerous types..." Well, she was talking from behind her hat.

"Well, maybe, but you're forgetting that Rex can do harm unto me."

"... Oh." That made everyone clicked.

Giggling a little bit, I felt Rex's arms tightening around me so snuggling, sighing at the feeling of being with the one you love. Especially since it has been such a long time, so more hugs to be had, for sure. Just to make up for lost time.

"So..." Rarity said. "When you finally found out your feelings for him, how did you go about it?" She asked me.

"A good place to start. When I found these feelings, I did what I thought best, and this was after we explained the whole Polygamy thing to him...."

(Young Eris, 200 years later after training...)

"... Okay, everything seems to be in place. Perfect!" I squealed. I was in my room preparing myself for tonight.

It's been quite sometime ever since Rex came into our lives... Into my life. Although, today's class session was... Interesting, to say the least. It was Sex Education, and Rex was not expecting what is to come. It surprised Rex that Polygamy was a thing here, and he basically just flipped out on that.

We had to try and calm him down, which wasn't easy, and explained to him why having a herd's a thing among us. After that, it was our turn to get shock-bombed. For his kind, Humanity, having a harem, which is equivalent to a herd, is looked down upon. That really got to us.

We already told him that the reason why Polygamy's a thing, because of the male population for Ponykind was low. He said that he understands, and that he's even more afraid then ever. It didn't really helped him, which brought most of us down. Rex then went on to explain why it's frowned upon in Humanity, which dropped off yet another shock-bomb. The gender ratio with is roughly 50-50, just roughly 50-50. Seeing it that way, we got an understanding. He said that there is more to it, but it's complicating.

But when we heard that, Celestia was so stupid, that she called him out on that. Thinking that he was lying because he wasn't good enough to please mare, or woman, shall we say. Anything that's related to being female.

And being as she is, not only did she insulted him on intellect, but assaulted his sexual insecurity. Which placed him into a blood rage. Let me tell you, it was even harder trying to stop him in that state! Every time we did, he would punch, kick, push, pull, toss, anything to get you out of his way if you tried stopping him!

Eventually, the whole thing was resolved. Thanks to the King and Queen, they grounded Celestia for the next 500 years! Talk about punishment. But at least she won't gain a horrible death from Rex, that's something to look on the bright side of things.

Anyway, once I was done, I headed out of my room and snuck into Rex's, without being caught. And to tell you all the truth, this is actually my first time ever being a female Draconequus. I know it may seem strange, since Rex is actually Bisexual, but I want to have my...OUR first time to be memorable.

I'm sure he wouldn't mind, and speaking of him.

Rex had quite the growth spurt over the centuries, not only in height, but muscle mass too. He goes over to Tirek's room to workout with him most of the time. Whenever that happens though, things happen behind that door. No, none of that, but I think Tirek tends to take it too far, without realising it. It was those little, subtle approachs. That, and they both tend to strain themselves, making frequent visits to the sickbay. Those working there are probably thinking of billing the two if that kept happening. The reason why, is because they're both competitive. Mostly.

Other times, he's with the others. When he's with Sombra, they talk about new possible magical abilities. Sombra wanted Rex to teach him, or at least show him those things he has done so far. Rex told him no, because he had other things he wants to search on, medical spells. Specifically, a way to heal yourself more efficiently then before. Sombra argued that such a feat has yet to be founded, but kept it in mind. Speaking of minds, he wanted to know about Rex's mental capacity, seeing as how he keeps doing all of these things, especially with the 'Transformations of Objects' spell. Rex told him that back then, it was still very taxing on his mind, but he was too stubborn to give up to something so trivial. Sombra warned him about that, and Rex got the memo. Though, I suspect he only said that because he doesn't like it when others tell him off like that. But he still has our interests at heart. So that's something.

Chrysalis, well, she was still doing her thing. Disappearing and changing forms. Although, the one she can't escape was Rex, since he trained his nose to sniff us out. He said he used magic to amplify his senses, either one of them, or all at once. Whenever that happens, he memorises it and it sticks to him like glue. After that, he doesn't need to use magic. Sometimes he catches her with ease, other times are pretty random. There were times where Chrysalis would try to seduce him, however possible. Whether flirting with him, or otherwise. But all of it was met with failure and harsh criticism from Rex. His recent one that he said was, "Chrysalis, give up, you can't even flirt for a single Bit, and that's saying a lot about your cheap-ass moves."

One word: Ouch...

... Two more words: Sick Burn.

After that she went to lick her wounds, and by that, I mean crying out her sorrows of being 'dumped'. Figuratively speaking. Although he did apologised to her about that, and saying that she should stop doing that. She demanded why none of the things she has done so far worked on him. Rex just told her that she wasn't going at it the right way, nor was she being herself. Dressing up and pretending isn't his cup of tea. He told her to grow up first, mature some more, get some life experience. Once you have your street-smarts, you'll know what's what, and you'll be prepared to take it head-on. Rex also stated to be careful if they like you for what you are, and not who you are, they tend to take advantage of that sort of thing. Taking it all to heart, she gave him a hug, which surprised him, but he returned it, along with some love.

Celestia.... Yeah, she didn't want to have anything to do with Rex. He had Luna keep taps on her---

(Celly interrupts me...)

"Hold on a second!" She shouted. "You mean to say that he had Luna keep an eye on me!?"

"Yes Celly..." I rolled my eyes at her. "Because one: you were still a snobby little bitch." Gasped were heard all around. "And two: you couldn't be trusted being left alone."

Celly looked at me glaringly, then turned to Luna, who was still drinking her milkshake and flipping the bird at her sister, not even looking at her while doing it. With a huff, she turn her head upwards and folded her arms, acting like a spoiled wench again.

"Okay, if that's all..."

(Back to the story at hand...)

Anyway, as I said, Rex had Luna keep taps on her, in case she did something irredeemably stupid. Both she and me kept Rex in a happy mood, as much as we can. Luna was there to comfort him, I told all the jokes and made us all laugh.

As of now, I attend to bring him even more happiness, in the most pleasurable way possible.

Inside his room, I heard the shower going, meaning he's washing up for the night.

"Hmm, I wonder..." Thinking on how I'm going to surprise him, I went to the bathroom's door and phased through it. Looking about, I spotted his clothes on the side and floated over there. "Maybe... I can take just one of his clothes... How about...this?" I held up his pants, upon which he calls this brand Jeans.

"Yeah, this will work..." Smiling, I was about to make my exit, when I heard him grunting.

"God... My hair really is a bitch to do!" I heard him said.

"Yeah, I bet..." I whispered, before heading back into his room. The lights were on, so I turned them off. I moved over to his bed and laid down on it, while figuring out the position I should be in for him to gaze upon. Although sometimes I get a little distracted by his scent on the bed.

He changes his sheets, every Sunday he changes them, and he only has two sets of them. Even so, I can still smell him, especially if it was a tiny bit. I was so enraptured by it, that I was rolling all over on his bed, in his scent.

Goodness me... If this is how females act when they're in heat, I can't imagine what would happen to me if I was to remain one. Probably gonna end up doing something crazy.

But I was so wrapped up in the fantasies, that the lights came back on. In a panicked moment, I looked back up to see Rex staring down at me, wearing nothing but a towel as a loincloth, wrapped around his waist. As for me, I'm not sure, but to him, he saw me posing out sexy on the bed, probably. I mean, his jaw was hanging there, eyes widen, and blushing all the while looking me over.

I was so scared, yet excited at the same time! Does that even make sense? I had my tail wrapped around my legs, pressing his pants against my chest, while giving him a sideway, half-lidded glance, and blushing as well. Is this what you would call being submissive? Because I feel pretty powerless under his presence, seemingly squirming from that stare he was giving me.

Then, out of nowhere, I moaned, oh so innocently. And that was enough to give him the craziest nosebleeds, I have ever had to witness! It practically gushed out of his nose!

"AAAHHHHHH FUCK!!!" He shouts in agony. The blood was leaking out by the gallons, until eventually it started to slow down to a trickle flow. His form wobbled back and forth, until he fell on his rump with a thump.

"Oh my gosh, Rex!" Snapping out of it, I teleported next to him, cleaned up the bloody mess, and teleported us both back on his bed. Taking care of his nose problem.

"Goodness me! Rex, what happened to you!?" I asked him, worried if this keeps happening.

"Agh! Ow.... It felt like a damn blood vessel just burst from the overflow." He answered. "But shit, if that's what they mean by 'inside-out', then fuck that hurts like a bitch."

"Ouch... I don't like the sound of that." I cringed at the mere image of that. "Here, let me help you with that." Using my magic, I fixed the problem in his nose.

"Urgk! Oh.... That one hurt as well..." He groaned out. "But still, thanks a lot.... Um....? What do I even call you now?" He asked me.

Upon realising that I can't use my male name anymore, I was thinking this over. Only to come up blank. "To be honest, I'm not so sure myself. I didn't really thought about it, until now."

"Hmm..." Rex hummed thoughtfully, until he clicked his fingers. "I got it, Eris!"

"Eris?" I raised a brow at that name, thinking it over. "I suppose that works." Shrugging at it, I went along with it. I was about to say something, when I found him staring down at my chest.

"Oh right... I forgot to wear some clothes..." I said as I felt embarrassed about that. But that all faded away when Rex continued to stare at my bountiful breast.

Smiling deviously, I started to tease him. "Rexxy, you naughty pervert you~" I said to him, breaking him out of his hypnotised state.

"W-what!?" He said out loud. "That's not true! You were the one who decided to pay me a late night visit!" Then he thought that one over. "Wait a minute, why did you come to me like this?"

"Oh Rexxy dearest..." I said to him bashfully. "I just wanted to give you a little something..." Sliding up closer to him, he shuffle himself away, until he backed himself up against the wall.

"A-a-and that w-would be??" He's nervous! Oh my gosh, this is perfect! I can't wait to tell him...and show him just how much I love him. His reaction will be most memorable.

Bringing my muzzle close to his, I was about to kiss him, until I accidentally brushed up against his family jewels.

"Holy shit woman!" He yelped and placed both hands over his crotch. I froze for a second before pulling back.

I can feel my face burning hot red, as I looked down at the hand that touched his privates. "Y-you're... You're..."

"Uh... Eris you o--?"

"Big..."

"--Kay.... Awkward much?" I didn't answer him from then.

Silence filled the room, along with tension between us, as we didn't say a word to one another. I had everything planned! And yet, I somehow managed to muck it up for myself! For us both! Stupid, stupid, stupid Eris! You were this close to kissing him... Now I'm too scared. Scared for destroying our friendship we both built... Tears started to pour down across my cheeks as I sobbed at my failure. Who am I kidding? I probably already ruined it all from the start.

I should leave. That's the best I can do for us both. Getting up from the bed, I was about to go, but was pulled back. I found myself wrapped in Rexxy's arms. So surprised by this, he went the extra mile and squeezed me tightly, snuggling even. Heck he was rubbing our cheeks together!

Frozen within his grasp, he pulled away from me, to turn my head to face him, and stared deep into each other's eyes. Oh dear me, this is so cliché, yet so magical still! Slowly, we both moved our heads, lips mere inches away from---!?

(HERESY!!!!!!! HERESY EVERYWHERE!!!!!!)

"EEK!!" I squeaked. Rex pinched my ass under the covers.

"Eris, what are you doing?" Rex mumbled.

I laughed nervously. "What do you mean? I was telling them the beginning of our love story."

He popped his head out, and said. "That may be, except for the fact, that there was no cliché bullshittery, save for that kiss." After that, he hid his face again.

"WHAT!?" Busted. Laughing nervously some more, they all glared at me before Rarity shouted at me.

"What is the meaning of this!? I believed in every syllable you spoke of, all of the romantic build-up! Just to be slain down!" She said to me, pointing a finger at me accusatively.

"You no good, lying, serpent! Now why did y'all have to go about it like that!?" Applejack said between her gritted teeth.

"W-w-well, I thought, maybe, you wanted to hear the cheesy one! Since, some of you are into that stuff!" I stuttered out, which was only met with harsher glares.

"Eris. That's not what we expect from you. We expect you to be truthful about the matter." Fluttershy stated firmly with such authority in her voice. Looking from me down to Rex, her glaring had all been replaced with a deadpanned expression. "Besides, that doesn't sound like you at all. Nor him, from the beginning anyway." Well, I guess she's right about that...

"HERESY!" Pinkie shouted out, pointing at me accusingly. "HERESY EVERYWHERE! YOU HERETIC!"

"Pinkie, what the hell!?" I yelled out of being surprised by this, while everyone else just stared at her in shock.

"Only because the Heretical Bullshit meter just went off the charts! No thanks to you!" She answered, while pulling out the so-called 'Heretical Bullshit meter', and indeed, it was off the charts. After that, she placed it away. "See what I mean, you dirty heretic!"

Everyone was just staring at her from what they just witnessed. Until a certain red Alicorn was snickering before popping his head back out.

"Wow Pinkie. You sure you're not some overzealous nutter?" He asked, rhetorically.

I snorted at such a silly notion. Although, I did feel an electrical surge running through Rex's hands. Confused by this, I was about to ask him, but when I looked at him, he was grinning impishly at me.

"What are you.... AHH!" I was gonna ask him, but he answered me about his intention. "Rex, did you just shock me!?" And he does it yet again. "Ah! My pussy!"

"I thought you liked it there." Oh you sly bastard you!

Glaring down at him, he still held that impish grin on him as I felt his hands moving about on my ass. But one of them went between my inner thighs and rubbed up on them. Losing concentration, somewhat, lightly breathing faster, Rex still knows my sexy weak spots. Although, I did feel one of them going back there again.

"Rex..." I hissed out.

"Hmm?"

"You better not be doing what I think you're doing."

"And what would that be?"

"Oh I think you know." I said to him accusingly.

Rex advances stop, his face turned neutral, as if contemplating on what I just said. But then it all came back.

"Then yes, I am." Just as he said that, he sent another electric shock.

"OOOHHH! My clitoris!" I forcefully moaned out.

"Heh! Your clitoris, my fun button!" Rex said playfully.

"You almost made me squirt, you ass!" I growled at him.

"Yeah, well, that's what the fun button is for. How can you expect me not to press it, for my enjoyment?" He said, while flickering at his 'Fun Button'.

Snarling, I placed his head back between my boobs, keeping his cocky mouth shut. At least he stopped playing and went back to just hugging and snuggling me.

"Okay, moving on..."

(Here's how it went down, for realises...)

"Holy shit woman!" He shouted as he placed both his hands over his crotch.

I was quite surprise when I got a feel of his family jewels. They were... Big! Blinking a few times, I grinned at this and grabbed his shoulders.

"My, my, Rexxy~" I said as I licked my lips. "Keeping such a prized treat, from yours truly~? Darling, how could you~~?"

"I-I-I... U-uh... T-t-that is... Umm...?" He stuttered over his choice of words.

Pinning him against the wall, I moved in and mashed our lips together. He maybe frozen stiff, but that wasn't the only thing that was stiffing. Looking down at his crotch, I can his little trooper poking out. Or at least trying to, seeing as how his hands were trying to keep it down.

Focusing back on the kiss, I turned my head sideways. When that happened, I managed to slip my tongue through his lips, and into his mouth. Mine made contact with his one, and immediately, his tongue sprung into action. Closing my eyes, me and him wrestled with each other, trying to dominate the other. Soon, I felt his arms wrapped around me, bringing me in closer to him, until our bodies touched.

Moaning into our kiss, I squished my lushes breast up against his pecs, while he leaned more into the kiss. He must be enjoying this more that I am, because I can feel his semi-erect trooper poking at me. Eventually though, we stopped and separated ourselves, breathing in as much air as we can, our saliva connected until it broke off.

"Wow..." Is all I could say that moment.

"Yeah... Wow..." He agreed.

We laughed a little afterwards, feeling light-headed just from that.

"So..." I spoke as I eyed at his breeding tool. "Can I take a peek?"

When I asked that, he was nervous about the idea of 'exposing' himself. Understandable.

"W-well... I guess. I mean, you did want to show me a good time, after all." He finally answers me. "Just... Don't freak out much, please?"

I giggled at this. "Honey, it'll be alright. Besides, what's the...the...?" I stopped mid sentence when I took another look at his little trooper's headgear. "Wait a minute. Why is it not flat?"

"Right. That would be my human trait." He answers.

"So, you're saying that the human male organ's head is shaped like a mushroom?"

"Pretty much."

"Huh. Okay." With the explanation out of the way, I used my avian talon to trace around the head, getting a positive response from him, as it jumped a bit. His little trooper started to advance some more, which surprised me. "Oh wow!"

"W-what is it?" Rex said with a grunt.

Looking back up to him, I said. "Your size, that's what! I mean, even though it's only semi-erected, the length is at least 7 or 8 inches long!"

"W-w-what!? Holy Jove's lancer!" He was just as surprised as I am.

"Yeah, I know right!" I looked back down at his still growing length. "Then again, you are an Alicorn. Maybe you guys are bigger than most."

"Yeah, maybe..." After he said that, he gave out a groan of pleasure, as I started to rub up and down his shaft. Well, the top half of it: starting from the head, down to his medial ring. Smiling at this, I continued with the administration, watching it rising. The texture of it was leathery/rubbery, veiny, yet very smooth. No rough edges to be found.

Among all that, it was giving off a musky scent. Quite the aroma, too. Seems it was mixed in with what he used to clean himself. Green apples. Tasty.

I felt him place a hand on my cheek and rubbed it. I nuzzled in it as I proceeded to remove his towel from his waist, since it was barley covering his little trooper's advances. Indeed, he wasn't lying about the mushroom headgear.

"Damn. You're still going, and this is 10 inches." I said in amazement.

"I... I think I'm getting there." He said.

"What? You gonna blow a load?" I asked him in confusion

"No, no... I meant, I'm almost at full mast." He answered.

"Oh! Well, that makes sense." I said.

It took a while, but his trooper was standing at full attention. 12.5 inches in length, 4 inches in width. Yep! Very healthy and virile this one is---

(Rarity squealing like a fangirl...)

"EEEEEEHEHEHEHEEEEEE!!!!!" Rarity's squealing interrupted story time. "Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh! Such a stunning young stallion! To be within your prime of you life!"

"AHEM!" I manage to snap her out of her fantasy. "Excuse me, Rares, but I'm trying to tell you a story here!"

"Oh! So sorry dear! That was very unbecoming of me!" She apologised, with a blush of embarrassment spread across her face. Until an idea struck her. "Oh! Can I see his Royal trooper!?"

We were all dumbstruck by her request, but apparently she wasn't gonna wait for an answer. Jumping up on her hooves, she went to pull of the sheets, until she was suspended in the air.

"W-w-what's the meaning of this!?" She asked in a panicked manner.

"Rarity..." Rex spoke up. Turns out, he was the one who was holding her. "What made you think you could just 'Take a peek' at my junk?" She opened her mouth, but closed it soon after. "That's what I thought. You're lucky I'd stopped you too, because the moment you lifted those sheets, I would've kicked your head clean off your shoulders. Trust me, I won't hesitate to do so."

When he said that, she looked even more pale than ever. Placing her back on her seat. Once done, I went back at it.

(Where we left off...)

Grinning, I gripped the top half, as I used my lion paw to grip the bottom half of this bad boy. "My oh my, you're quite the stud, aren't you~"

He smiled bashfully at this, nervously shifting slightly.

I giggled at this display, while I leaned in a bit closer. "Don't worry, Mama Eris is here to take care of it." I cooed as I breathed on the head. Feeling it throbbing throughout the length, I stuck the tip of my tongue out and gave it a lick, which made it throb some more.

"You like this dearest love~?" I asked as I lapped at the head.

"Y-yes. Very much... Oh~!" He moaned.

"Good." As I said that, I stop lapping and started laying kisses on the underside of his length. Making sure I kissed every inch, I reached his medial ring, giving it a nuzzle and lipped at it for a bit. Before I continued, I took the chance to look at his two low hangers, and by the Celestial Light were they well endowed! Tentatively, I extended a hand to carry one of them. Getting a feel of them, as I fondled them, they were able to perfectly fit inside my hand. So full and ripe with seed, I gave a quick peck on each of the two.

"Oh god~~!" I heard him moaned out loud. Clicking my fingers, I placed a soundproof spell on the entire room. This way, we won't wake anyone up from all the noise we'll be making. Wrapping my tongue around his trooper, I started moving up and down on him. Getting him all nice and wet.

Satisfied, I let go of him. "Rex, could you lie down for me, please?" I asked him. He was in a bit of a daze, but nodded and got in position.

"So... Are we doing what think we're gonna do?" He asked. I answered him the only way I know he'll catch on. Turning myself around, I backed up to him, presenting my dripping lower lips to him. Rex chuckled nervously at my display. "I'll...take that as a yes."

Snickering, I wiggled my rear end at him. "Come on, big boy~ This isn't gonna clean itself up, you know~"

He nodded and grabbed a hold of my rump. Feeling his hands on them, kneading my two buns like soft dough, sent shivers of pleasure up my spine. Even so, I can still sense his hesitation. Rex's body may say one thing, clearer than the rest, but he still harbours some internal conflict within his mind and heart.

Perhaps morality with his kind are at ridiculous high standards.

"Honey?" I called out to him.

"Y-yes?" He replied.

"It's okay." I told him.

"What? This?"

"Of course, silly!" I giggled at his question. "Because, do you know why?" When I didn't hear him answer, I continued. "Because I love you."

He was shocked, I can tell. I didn't need to look back to see it.

"I know it may seem far fetch. But, it's true." I started to explain things to him. "Back when you first came, I was really interested in you. Only because of how you were presenting yourself out to be. But I guess it was showing more and more of what you possess, and who you will become, if you kept true to yourself. You never hide behind a mask. You were never afraid to speak out your mind, even in the face of royalty. You always defined that of which we know, which is saying a lot."

"... I guess." He spoke.

"And through it all, after a couple of centuries of you living here, these feelings for you just grew overtime. We may have our ups-and-downs, from time to time, but no matter what, I still love you." Once I finished, I looked behind me, facing him. Rex was busy contemplating everything I have said.

"Are you sure you want to do this, with me?" He asked as he looked at me. "I mean, I'm not the most glamorous and all that other stuff."

"Honey, look at me. I'm basically a being made up of many different animal parts. As chaotic as it is, that's what and who I am, and you don't see me complaining."

"Yeah. But you can make reality your playground easily." OK, he's got me there.

"True. But none of that matters now." I told him. "Right now, I just want to show you how much I love you. And the only way to do that, is through this." Turning back to his trooper, who was still standing at attention, waiting patiently for me.

"Darling, will you make love with me? Just as I'm about to make love with you?" I asked him, waiting for his answer. And what an answer I got. Without realising it, I yelped in surprise as I felt him kiss my clitoris. After that, I felt his tongue licking the outer edges my vulva. "R-Rexxy~!" I moaned out.

"Love you too." I heard him say to me, before he started probing at my entrance.

My heart was fluttering when I hear him say that to me, along with my mismatch wings. Moaning like a mare in heat, he began lapping up my love juices in long strokes, getting as much as he can. For a moment he stop, which made me whine at this. "Rexxy, what are you doing~?"

"Taste testing." He answered me. "Hmm.... You practically taste like whip cream, with strawberry topping." He chuckled at this. "Naughty girl you. Trying to spoil me with such a treat."

I was about to offer a retort, but then I felt a stinging sensation ripple through my right butt cheek. "AH-HAH!" I don't know why, but that... Felt nice.

"And naughty girls..." I heard him continue. "Gets a punishment."

"Oh my~~" My face was flaring up, the prospect of such an act was a real big turn-on for some odd reason. I didn't think Rexxy would get into this so quickly! Did his instincts kick in, or something?!

Although, it probably didn't matter at that moment. After that, he went back to it, only this time he proceeded to eating me out, which made me moan out loud. Feeling a little weak in the arms, I decided to lie down, only for Rexxy's trooper to get dug in between my bust with a 'pop'. Growling in pleasure, Rexxy's tongue kept travelling deeper, exploring every square inch of me, in response to what I did.

Giggling, I decided to make a witty remark. "And pop goes the weasel."

Rexxy stopped when he heard that, and exited. "Actually, I think you mean 'Pop goes the meat pole'." Silence fell over us when he said that, only to break with us laughing out loud from that.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! OH MY GOODNESS, THAT WAS HILARIOUS!" I shouted.

"HOHOHOHOHOHOLEHEHEY JAFFAS!!!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE I SAID THAT!" He shouted in response to his witty remark.

Soon the laughter died down and I looked back at him.

"Rex?"

"Yes?"

"What's a Jaffa?" I asked him and he chuckled a little before answering.

"Sorry, got caught up in the moment. Just something from back home." After that, I heard him sigh depressively. "Wish I could give them all a proper goodbye..." Oh no...

"Dearest..." Hearing him say that, I used the fluffy end of my tail to soothe it all away. "I know it may not have been the best, but you still gave it your all. Did you not?"

"Yes."

"Then that's good enough. I'm sure they'll understand and still love you."

"Thanks."

"You're welcome. Now then..." I turned back to his... 'Meat pole'. "Where were we?" Looking down at it, the head, along with a couple of inches, was sticking out. The rest of it was snugged in there. Getting a little curious, I used my hands to squish my bosom together on his length. Going a bit further, I started to move them up and down slowly. Getting very positive signs that I'm doing something right.

"Do you like this~?" I said in a very slutty manner. He responded in kind by getting back in there. "Oooooh~!" I felt him eating me out again, while I stayed focus on his one.

After a while, the pacing I did picked up, going a little bit faster. He did the same, going faster and deeper inside me. Then, inspiration struck! Licking my lips, I brought them closer to the headgear of his trooper, giving it a kiss, before engulfing the head inside my mouth. Rexxy must have loved the feeling, since he squeezed my buns. Just as much as I loved the feeling and taste of this Popsicle. Not only that, but I got quite the taste of his pre. Nice, sweet, and creamy. Well, maybe not the last one, still close though. And he has been eating healthy. Soon enough, I started bobbing my head up and down in time with my boobjob. Or was it breastjob? No, even that sounds silly. Titjob? Yeah! That sounds better!

Anyway, during the whole thing, I was able to take more of him in, inch by inch. Meanwhile, it seems he found my G-spot, because as soon as he made contact with it, little sparks were going off inside my head, making me squeal around his length and shiver in pleasure. Rex growled in pleasure as well, seemingly catching on where my G-spot is. Not only that, but I discovered that if you moan, groan, and squeal, while having your lovers meatstick in your mouth, sends vibrations throughout his length. Oh~! Discovering new and kinky stuff while doing sexual activities is so much more fun!

Eventually, I started feel something building inside me. Is this it? Is this what Star Swirl mentioned? An orgasm!? Letting go of Rexxy's trooper, I shouted. "Rexxy! I-I feel it! I'm so close, don't stop!" Hearing this, Rex went crazy in there, thrust his tongue in and out. Soon I felt one of his fingers enter me, at least one-- no two of them! Oh Celestial Light, I'm nearly there! Just as he pulled out his fingers, he used his thumb to flick my clitoris, before pressing on it. That did it! I reached my climax! I was howling up to the high heavens, much like a wolf howling at a full moon. Rex had his entire mouth cover my squirting vulva, drinking down what he earned. Eventually, it stopped.

Breathing heavily, for some reason, I didn't feel tired. Out of breath, but not tired. Does that make sense? I guess all I'm saying is that... I want more. Licking my lips, I still felt him lapping up what he can. Using my magic, I phased out of his grip, spun around until I was facing him, and started kissing him like there's no tomorrow! I can taste myself within him, and he wasn't lying; I do taste like whip cream with strawberry toppings. During that time, I felt something tapping my rear. Smiling, I flexed my buns to trap his trooper in between them, and started humping on it.

Ending the kiss, I pulled back to see him eye-to-eye.

"Having fun yet?" I asked him seductively, while still humping.

He smiled with such confidence, he answered. "More than you know, honey." After that, he leaned up and nuzzled my left cheek, before whispering. "Again, thank you."

Aww, such a sweetheart, he is. After that, he started leaving trails of his kisses down my long neck. Soon enough, he made it to my hefty chest, looking directly at my tits. "Like what you see?"

"Very. May I?" Was he asking for my permission? Oh, such a gentlemen.

Giggling, I nodded my head. "Of course silly." Bringing his hands up to them bountiful lovelies, he played with them. Getting a feel, rubbing, groping, fondling, even pinching at my nipples. All the while, making me sing passionately from his administrations, with my eyes closed. Soon though, I felt something secreting from them. "What the...?"

"Wow! Eris you're lactating!" He said.

"What!?" Indeed, once I took a look at them, they were lactating. Stopping what I was doing, I was at a lost with this.

"Hmm..." Rex hummed as he looked at one to the other. Bringing his lips close to my left one, he licked up the milk that came out. Gaining a little moan from me, he pulled away from it and said. "... It's chocolate milk."

"R-really?" I asked. Surprised by this.

"Yeah, it is!" He looked up to me. "Then again, the left nipple is coloured chocolate brown, as is the milk. So that explains it."

"Oh... Okay." I then looked at my right one. "So I'm guessing this one is white chocolate."

He went and took a lick at it, tasted it, and nodded. "Yep, it is."

I was thinking this over, how I could be lactating milk at a time like this? But my train of thoughts got derailed when I felt Rex slapped my right buttcheek.

"Oh! R-Rexxy!?" Looking back at him, his lips was carrying a grin on them.

"Remember what I stated before...?" He asked as he eyed at both of my milky tits. "You get punished for trying to spoil me with treats." I blushed at that. How could I have forgotten? Although, what he did next, could have sent me on another orgasmic trip, almost. Grabbing both my titties, he placed the nipples in his mouth and started suckling on them playfully. Heck, he was even chewing on them slowly! Gaining moans out of me, if not only milk. All too soon though, he unlatches himself from my udders, making me whine.

"Mmm... Thick and creamy. Much like a Thick-shake." He commented gleefully. "Or is it Milkshake?"

"Rexxy..." I complained. "Why did you stop? I was enjoying that!?"

Hearing this, he gave a nervous smile. "Heh heh... Uh, whoops."

I grumbled a little bit, before sighing. "Nevermind. We're both still learning about this anyway. Mistakes are just part of it."

He rolled his eyes at this. "What is this? History class?" He retorted, which made me giggle.

"Well, it's still a part of the process, of just about anything really."

"Yeah, you don't have to tell me twice."

"So..." I spoke, as I started to position my winking vulva over his meatstick. "Ready..."

(We interrupt this programme to bring you this...)

"EEEEE!!" I squealed as I felt Rexxy suckle on one of my breast.

"Rex you traitor!" I heard Tia shouted. "What are you doing!?"

Letting go of me, he said. "What does it look like? I'm thirsty." After that, he went back at it. I guess the part where I told them about that had him craving for it. Well, boys will be boys.

"But in my bed!" I looked at her when she said that.

"What's the matter Tia? Jealous?" I taunted, grinning at the results of her expression.

"W-what!? No! It's just that... That...!"

"That you would rather be the one he was feeding off on?"

"... Just get on with it."

"Okay!"

(Now back to your show...)

"Ready?" I asked him.

"Uh... Well..." He sounded uncertain. "Are you sure you want to do this? I mean, it's gonna hurt. A lot." Of course he would worry about me.

"I know." I told him. "And I don't care. It'll be worth it."

"Alright. Just take it slow." He said to me. Nodding, I started descending, taking in the head, and then going for the rest. Oh my goodness, I never thought it would feel this blissfully wonderful. And judging by the grunts Rex was making, he must be feeling such a pleasurable experience, as well.

Of course, when I reached about 2/3 of his length, there was a barrier in the way; my Hyman. Taking in a breath, I braced myself for the pain that will revoke my V card. And quite the pain too. Once it broke, the rest of Rex slipped right inside, as he was hilt deep now. Crying out, I fell forward, only to be captured in Rex's arms, as he hugged me tightly.

I, too, hugged at him, although I think I should have been more careful with my claws. I gave his back some scratches and all, but they could have ended up being scars for all I know!

We waited there, for as long as we can, until the pain was going away. We separated as I looked at him. "I'll start moving now." I whispered. Placing my hands on his chest, and he placed his on my rump, he helped me with lifting me up and down slowly, until I can handle it on my own.

At first, I was going at a slow, modest pace. Until I started picking it up, while keeping a rhythmic tempo. Oh was I enjoying it immensely~! Rexxy even got into the action himself, moving his hips in time with me. The entire room reeked of our bodies sweat and sex!

Soon enough, I felt it again. Going much more faster, I started moaning louder and louder as I got closer and closer to climax. "Rexxy! It's happening again!" Hearing this, he doubled his efforts too! Which did the trick, as I was howling again as I climaxed once more. Just as enlightening as the first!

After coming back down, I realised something; Rexxy has yet to reach climax himself. Although, I didn't have time to ask, since he switched our positions and hungrily kissed me. He on top, and I at the bottom. Immediately, I wrapped my arms around his head and my legs around his waist, holding him there. Eventually we stopped.

"Tell me you want more~" I shuddered under him, tightening my hold onto him. "I can't give you what you want, being tied down like this." Loosening up, I looked up and nodded.

"Pretty please." I said.

Smiling, he pulled back, making me whimper as I started to feel empty without him. After he stop, all that was left inside was the head, until he thrusted it all back in, and he even managed to pierce through the cervix! Heck, that alone sent me over the edge again!

Seeing me like this, and feeling it no doubt, he chuckled at that. "Already? But I barely even started Eris." I didn't responded, and how could I? I was on another world! "I don't know if you notice, but you make the funniest, yet cutest facials, every time you cum." Actually, I do.

As for what I look like; crossed eyed, goofy grin, with my tongue hanging out on the left side.

Nuzzling me back to reality, I shuddered as he started to nipple at my ear. "Please..." I spoke between breaths. "D... Don't stop... Not yet."

"Of course." He said as he went back at it. "Just let me do all the work...."

I don't know how long we've been at it, but it must have been hours! I've lost count at how many times he has made me...cum. Because we've have been plowing in so many different positions, with different techniques. There were just so many, at least that's what I think. Who would have thought that humans were so creative!? Most of them I liked, he even told me each of their names, including those that we did in our 'Foreplay' from the start; 69, oral - obviously - and hotdogging. As for my favourites: the top number one is definitely 'Screaming Eagles'. The rest I'll work on later. Although, if I have to pick the second, it'll have to be 'Doggystyles'.

During throughout our carnal sex raids, every now and then, he would suckle from my tits for its content. Who could blame him? They actually taste great! Yes, he did give me some mouth-full of my own milk. Such a sweetheart. Although, for some odd reason, my breast have been feeling...weird. I didn't know what was happening, until I saw them to be a tad bit bigger than usual. They were growing, and those weren't the only ones. Rexxy's low hanging boulders of which he calls balls, seem to have grown too. Was my milk creating such an effect? Was this permanent? Will it stop? All these thoughts became lost to me though, as I was being rutted silly.

Both of us were lying on our let sides, he plowing me from behind, holding up my right leg. He said that I was quite the screamer and a squirter, which only made shiver in delight. His pace quicken as I felt his meat pole throbbing like crazy. Oh my! He is... He is going to...

"Eris... I'm close! I can't hold it!" He said as he kept on piercing through my cervix, entering my womb. "Where... Do you... Want it!?"

"In... Inside me, please! I want to feel you fill me!" I shouted my desire, just as he was about to blow.

When he did though, he let out a powerful roar, as I felt him hilted balls deep, releasing his essence within my womb. I, too, also found release along side him, along with feeling my belly expanding, as more and more was pumping into me. And I dare not let a single drop spill out of me. If anyone were to walk in on us right now and see me, they'll probably think I'm a few months pregnant with his clutch of eggs. Oh, just thinking about it makes me feel so complete! Along with, maybe, seeing Chrysalis and Celestia looking jealous! That would be a bonus for me and him!

Eventually, things started to calm down. Panting for air, he hugged me and nuzzled into my long neck, while also feeling around my 9 months pregnant belly, full of his seed. Sighing at his touches, I spooned closer to him, as I bumped his nose with my to get his attention.

"Hmm?" He hummed.

"I love you." I spoke those three magical words to him... Wow, that was corny. Teehee~! But, in all honesty, I do mean them.

He looks up to me, smiles, and brought our lips together to share another passionate kiss. "Love you too." He said afterwards.

Giggling, I looked back down at my belly. "You are full of surprises." I said as I rubbed it. "I mean, just look at me. I'm practically a mommy right now."

"Sounds about right. Yet, that's not entirely true, is it?" He asked.

I sighed depressively. "Yes. I'm sorry. I placed a spell on me to prevent me from conceiving."

"Don't be. I understand."

"But honey, don't you want to start a family?"

"Yes. But that can wait, because we got all the time in the universe." Well, I guess he has a point there. "Besides, the way you look right now, only makes me want you more than anything."

"Oh, how sweet." I cooed.

Smiling, he grabbed a hold of my right breast and brought it up to him. Leaning forward over my shoulder, he latched on and started suckling on it. Humming as he fed, I was really enjoying the feeling of this sensation, imagining our young feeding off of me.

Soon, he let go with a sigh. "Ah, still as thick and creamy, yet all the more sweeter." He commented.

"I'm glad." I said before we both yawned out. "Oh... Goodness me."

"Yeah, I reckon. C'mon, let's go to sleep." Nodding in agreement, he brought the bed covers over us, as I turned off the lights.

"Goodnight, Rexxy."

"Goodnight, Eris." He said as we closed our eyes and went to sleep.

".... Hey, Eris?"

"Hmm?"

"Where's my jeans?"

".... I don't know."

"Ah, crap. Those were my favourite too."

"I'll find them in the morning, I promise."

"Thanks."

"You're welcome, sugar lips."

(End of story...)

".... And that's about it." I finished. Looking at each of the girls, well, they were enjoying it. Applejack is trying to make herself small enough to hide underneath her hat. Rarity was on another world. Fluttershy was huddling up to Pinkie on her seat. Both Rainbow and Twilight were frustratingly desperate for release, and not just from their bondages.

"Great. Can we go to sleep now?" Celly grumbled.

"Aw, what's the matter? Not good enough for you?" I taunted.

"Just shut up. Now send the girls to their room." She commanded bossingly.

Snorting at her, I clicked my finger sand sent them all to bed. "There. Happy?"

"Barely." She replied snarky.

"Tia, you're sleeping on the couch tonight." We heard Rex said.

Shocked by this, she asked. "Me!? But why!?"

"For being a jelly-bitch, right at the end of the story." He answers. "Lulu, c'mon, time for bed."

Immediately, she teleported herself into bed, snuggling up right behind him.

Smirking at Celly, I summoned up a couch, which had a folded bed underneath its cushion seats. "There you go! One cozy couch for you."

"But this is my room! You can't just--!"

"TIA!" We flinched from his outburst. "I don't care! Because it's back to the old habit! Now do as I say! Unless you want an even more gruesome punishment?"

Stiffening up for a bit, she got her bed ready and hidden herself under it. "No! I'm good! This is perfect! Goodnight everyone!" With that said, I turned off the lights as we went to sleep.

"Rexxy?" I whispered.

"Hmm?" He replied.

"Was that really necessary? And isn't it suppose to be the opposite?"

"One: yes it was, because she was acting stupid. Two: I don't give a shit, because I sincerely don't give a fucking shit, on how it's suppose to work." He answered in his usual way: swearing.

Shrugging, I closed my eyes as I found sleep. Although, before that, I did heard Celly swore under her breath.

"Fuck! I messed up big time!...again."

Indeed you did, Celly. Indeed you did.

Goodnight, my sexy darlings~*

Author's Note

So... Uh.... This is basically, my first... Clopfic chapter? Yeah! Um... I... I don't know what to say really. Because, in all honesty, I'm not sure if I did good or not! I'm just gonna...hide now..

Please don't hate me. And also, please leave a like, comment on how I should have approached this kind of field, and whatnot.

Thanks for reading folks.