Diablo Corps10's Clash at The Kaon Coliseum

by Hairy Konquerer

Chapter 2

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It was 3 weeks later in Maretropolis, and the two lackeys were now running down a street carrying a large grey robotic T-Rex on their back, the Wirewolf having bandages on his back who than complained to his partner. “Fred, I know you’re goofing off, start pulling your weight!”

Fred turned to his partner his eyes narrowed. “Blood I’m pulling my weight, you’re the one that has bandages on his back.”

“I wouldn’t if you tried to pull me out form under Kul’as.”

“You were holding back. That’s also why we’re running from Maretropolis’ most well known heroines.”

“Well you’re the one who caught Radiance’s attention!”

“At least I didn’t knock over those trash cans causing her to turn around!”

They slowed down as Blood used his tail to press a button on his chest opening a blue portal in front of them. He took a step forward when a pink blur caused him to trip causing the T-Rex to put all it’s wait on Fred who got crushed under it. “Aaah! My Back!”

“Ha! How do you like being under the dead weight!?”

“Shut up and pull me out!”

“Fine, plus this makes us even.”

Blood lifted the T-Rex by the head than put it in front of the portal, several mechanical claws came out and pulled it into the portal on the other side. Blood lifted Fred up and help walked him to the portal only to be stopped by a Pink earth pony in a white and purple jumpsuit. “Halt! As Filli-Second of the Power Ponies, I hereby place both you meanie pants under arrest in the name of-”

“Look! A store made entirely of frosting opening up on the other side of town!”

“Where!?” Filli-Second than ran off to the other side of town to see if what Fred said was correct. Blood and Fred jumped into the portal only Fred came up short and landed face first on the ground, forcing Blood to pick him up as the portal shut. The other Power Ponies came in seeing a crestfallen Filli-Second run up.

“Sorry girls. They pulled out the frosting Card again.”

Radiance was the one to help Filli-Second feel better. “It’s not your fault Pinkie, plus you’re not the only one. I can recall a few times where one of them pulled out the ‘look a priceless gem’ card whenever one of them was in a cage.”

Zapp had a bored look on her face as she felt they had this conversation before. “Uh Girls? Can we get back on track on how those two guys just got away with a huge robot dinosaur?”

Masked Matterhorn had the same thoughts. “This is the 5th kidnapping this week. Someone’s got something big going on and it looks like someone needs the heavy hitters for this. I mean why would someone kidnap Kul’as and not leave a ransom note.”

Mistress Marevelous brought an idea up as something clicked into her head. “Uhh does that mean we should’ve let Fluttershy patrol uptown alone?”

Zapp responded with a look of certainty on her face. “Timberwolf’s with her, I’m pretty positive he’ll be able to take care of Fluttershy.” Marevelous’ right eyebrow rose in doubt to which Zapp then remembered how Timberwolf had a way to screw up situations even when not trying. “Ok we should check on her.” The girls ran off to Uptown hoping Zapp’s idea of leaving this in Timberwolf’s claws wasn’t a dumb idea.


Saddle Rager jumped across rooftops, taking an occasional look around for crime while Timberwolf looked at her from the sidewalk, strolling through bored and sighed.
“Why did I listen to Zapp and volunteer to watch Saddle Rager? I’d rather make fun of the chimps at the Zoo because their cousins were evolutionary dead ends.” He than looked forward and saw the regular Zoo right there. “In fact…”


“Your Human cousin’s ideas about the universe are false, and their idea of God is laughable!”
Timberwolf than let out a hearty laugh as he pointed at the chimp on the other side of the cage who’s head looked down crestfallen at how right Timberwolf was. Timberwolf than turned around from the cage walking to the exit but turned his head to the chimp. “All right, I’m out, see ya next week George.” He looked forward and saw a colossal biped in a poncho and sombrero in the middle of the path. Timberwolf telekinetically called several twigs and logs to his right arm, creating a large Gauntlet to which he than clenched his fist. “I’m guessing you either a Transformer, a human, or a guy who likes ponchos.”
The figure looked up allowing Timberwolf to see his red eyes and smirking face, he than threw off the poncho and hat allowing Timberwolf him in the clear sun.
The figure was now clearly Cybertronian but was a mix of several parts instead of just one. His right hand was a black and orange hook, while his left was red dark brown with brown fingers in a fashion similar to a fingerless glove. His legs matched and looked similar to the hood of a punk car, and the rest of his body was a pattern of green and black. His face was white with a stripe at both corners of his chin going into his face, one in between his eyes, and one going over his right eye and one going over his left eye.
“Ok Transformer. Death’s head?”

The figure smirked and spoke. “Lockdown. I’m what you call, a bounty hunter.” His hook opened up and the warhead of a missile popped out with a round button on top that blunk red.

“Did ya come for me?”

“Here’s a hint.”

Lockdown brought his fist back than slammed it into the ground, creating a devastating explosion, which threw Timberwolf out of the Zoo as it was engulfed in a blinding light, and past Saddle Rager allowing her to hear his words. “I’m guessing Noooooooooooooooo!!”


The girls looked in shock at the explosion that just happened in the distance. Radiance was shocked. “Sweet Celestia… Are you girls seeing what I’m seeing?” the girls than heard a familiar voice demanding something.

“Someone Fat get in my Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy!” Timberwolf then slammed onto Radiance who shouted startled. Timberwolf managed to get off. “Thanks for breaking my fall Rarity.” Rarity only groaned as she heard what Timberwolf said.

“Terry… were you saying I’m fat?”

“No… my words were implying that. Also who wants a prize?” Filli-Second was one who liked Prizes. “ME! ME!”

“Congratulations. You get the prize off carrying me to where Saddle Rager is.” Terry than passed out right on Filli-Second’s back. Filli-Second mearly shrugged.

“Still a prize.”


Saddle Rager walked around in the remains of what was the Zoo with a look of utter shock on her face at the utter destruction before her. She than looked forward and saw a robot smirking and tucking away a missile into his hook hand.
“Best thing I ever got from Swindle.” He looked and saw Saddle Rager look at him. “Hello. Lockdown’s the name. Did I get your attention?” Saddle Rager flew full force at him and delivered a punch straight into his chest sending him back several feet and crashing into remains of a cage in which he fell down and on his face. He than preceded to get up but stopped as he heard the sound of bones cracking. He looked up and smirked when he saw a hulking gold Yellow Pegasus mare in Saddle Rager’s place whom than roared at him. “I’ll take it as a yes.”
Lockdown brought out the P.O.K.E. preparing to see if it was it’s money’s worth and able to take her down but Saddle Rager had other plans as she punched him, sending him flying away, to which he say a petting Zoo and smirked thinking on How Diablo Corps said bring her in angry, but never how angry she needed to be. He crashed P.O.K.E. first destroying the Petting Zoo just as easily. Lockdown turned around in time for him to receive a punch in the face from Saddle Rager who just seemed to give off Rage, the Blood red in her eyes seeped out a little. Lockdown brought out the Punch, only for Saddle Rager to bite it and tear off his hook hand with her mouth then threw it into the distance. Lockdown transformed and pulled full reverse as Saddle Rager attempted to smash him than shifted into drive, going straight to his right and signaling the Death’s Head to Ready a large Cryo chamber. He felt tremors as Saddle Rager ran at him throwing a few piece of debris in an attempt to kill him.
Lockdown’s ship was descending overhead landing in front of the remains of the Zoo, and a Cryo Chamber opening up. Lockdown released his oil slick, causing Saddle Rager to slip a little as she moved towards Lockdown, who transformed and jumped out of the way as he came up to the ship, while Saddle Rager crashed into the Cryo pod that immediately closed behind her than activated. Lockdown looked at the Cryo pod seeing an enraged Saddle Rager frozen inside. “Always get the job done.”
Lockdown saw a pink blur run towards him to which he ran for the cockpit as he intended to do as the contract said and avoid as much contact with the other Power Ponies as long as possible. He made it in and put the Cryo chamber somewhere they couldn’t see it and prepared for lift off. The ships sensors then showed all 5 of them get on board. He didn’t see the dragon though. “Probably stayed behind to hold down the fort. Might be the smart one in this bunch.” He pushed a button, starting ignition and set coordinates for a little special place he could leave the PP. he walked down the hall and saw them snooping around, he shut off the lights than jumped in, he delivered an elbow to Radiance, slammed Zapp and Mistress Marevelous’ heads together knocking them out than fired a suspended animation beam at Matterhorn and Filli-Second. He threw all of them into a small ship that could detach from the ship, making sure to empty the fuel, than took Radiance’s bracelets, Zapp’s pendant and Marevelous’ lasso as mementos to this, and launched the pod, sending it in orbit with a Black Hole. Lockdown smirked as he went back to the controls setting coordinates for his meeting spot with Diablo Corps and thought about how quick it was. “All too easy.”


The Death’s Head blasted away from the spot, so it’s camera’s didn’t let Lockdown see Timberwolf poke his head out from the pods cockpit window. “No one blows up Terry and gets away with it…” Timberwolf hooked his left leg onto the ship’s open fuel line and made sure it was firmly in place. He took something out of his pocket revealing it to be a small mine then looked at his butt. “This is gonna hurt.” He than slammed it onto his butt blowing it up and sending him flying in the direction of Equis with the pod trailing behind him.

“I was Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggght!”

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