A story I'm writing because I was bored and am a bad author and cannot find inspiration to write anything good. Also, cause' HiE stories are easy to do cause' they have very low writing skill requirements. Yeah, I said it.

A British YouTuber by the name of Pyschadelicsnake wakes up one morning after a night of drinking (which he claims he was forced into doing by his girlfriend) and discovers that putting two and two together makes the number four.

Oh, and for whatever reason, he's also in Equestria for a week. Cause' Human-In-Equestria-oh-so-original-plot.

I suggest very highly that you all go check out Pyschadelicsnake's YouTube channel, whether you read this story or not. Get to know what my favorite British gamer is like better, as well as laugh your silly behinds off at his take on British humor in all its glory (and at times in all its abomination!)

[size=0.75em]Written for…um…whatever contest is going on. Heck, where do you guys even find out about these contests? I swear most of you writers just make this stuff up! I've NEVER seen an advertisement for some, 'Babs Seed Futanari' contest, or 'Twilight Blows Up Sugarcube Corner' competition. Really, I think a lot of you just make this stuff up so you can get likes and stuff. Shame on the liars among you! Shame on you all! Boo hiss boo! No cake for you![/size]