Hiking is always good, never deny it.

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The car ride ends and you end up parking in a small parking lot next to the trail. You both step out of the car and stretch your legs. The ride itself was a bit longer than you anticipated. You chose the place to go to...and you still feel bad for making her go to the trouble.
She walks around the car and smiles at you. "Lets go, Anon!" She says enthusiastically.
You look to her and smile, regardless of your negative feelings.
She walks over and extends her hands towards yours before she lurches back real quickly.
"Whats wrong?"
"I uhh...I just realized..."
"What?"
"Well...there are people here..."
"And?"
"Well....I'm old enough to be your Mom, Anon..."
You smile a little bit. "Its like I said earlier. Who cares? What are they going to do, arrest us?"
"No...I suppose not."
You hold out your hand.
She smiles, feeling reassured...and holds your hand once again. "Sorry. Its just I've never held someones hand as young as you before. Its kind of weird."
You shrug and smile. "You'll get used to it."
"Alright. Lets go!"
She starts walking at a brisk pace, dragging you behind her.
"Whoa! Slow down!"
"Sorry, I'm just really excited!"
"To walk?"
"Well, I haven't really been on a date like this before."
"Never taken out on a walk before?"
She shakes her head. "Nope. Usually dinner and a movie."
Dammit. Something as simple as that you can't do. Okay, don't get discouraged. You can make this work.
"But in all honesty, I kind of prefer this."
You raise your eyebrows in surprise.
"Really?"
She nods. "Yup!"
There's a steep incline in front of the both of you, stone steps leading down into the trail in the woods. Trees surround you almost completely now. You start to descend down the stone steps.
"What about this do you prefer over dinner and a movie?"
"Well, it doesn't cost as much...and its nice to enjoy the outdoors. Healthier too, admittedly."
Alright! Maybe this isn't such a shitty date after all. You both finish descending down the stone steps.
After a brief silence, she takes in the environment. The sun's rays pass through the leaves of the trees, illuminating the woods in surreal way.
"Those rays of light coming through the trees are so beautiful." she says, staring up at them.
"That's not the only thing that's beautiful."
She glances over at you and blushes. "Really? What else is beautiful."
You snicker. "That bird."
She raises her eyebrows and turns around. The bird peeps as it sits on a branch. She looks back at you with a pretend angry face.
"What?" you say, holding back a laugh.
"I thought you were talking about something else." She says, feigning ignorance.
You do the same, "I don't know what you're talking about!"
"I don't think its the bird you want to be praising. Its not the bird that is gonna give you any!"
You burst out laughing.
"Unless you're into birds."
You laugh even harder.
She giggles as you laugh.
"Into birds?!" you say through laughing.
"I'm sorry, I'm weird." she jokingly says.
You stand up straight, having leaned over to laugh. A few chuckles still pass through.
"That was great."
"So do you still think the bird is beautiful?"
"Not as much as you."
She smiles and blushes.
"That what you wanted to hear?" you ask.
She nods and hums, "Mhm!"
You hear murmuring in the distance. Coming around the some trees is another couple. As they pass, you exchange pleasantries.
"Hi"
"How ya doin?"
They pass and walk off behind you.
"See? They don't care."
She squeezes your hand. "Yeah. Guess not."
You approach a small stream that's in the middle of the path, a couple of stones in the middle placed for people to get across. Letting go of Velvet's hand, you carefully walk over the stones to get across. You turn around.
Velvet is staring down at the rocks. "Why did you leave me behind?" she asks sadly.
You laugh a little bit. "Its fine. Its just a bit of water."
"I don't want my shoes to get wet."
"They won't. Just walk on the stones."
She looks down at the stones, back up to you, then back down. Slowly she begins making her way across. As she steps onto the last stone, she makes her last stride to get across to where you're standing. She slips due to mossy rocks.
"EEP"
"WHA-"
Velvet tumbles over you.
SPLASH.
You're laying on the ground with Velvet on top of you...on the ground.
Then what made the spla-
"Damn!"
"What?"
"My shoes..."
You look over to see that most of her made it over the water...except her feet.
Ah shit. You want to savor the moment of Velvet's bust pressing up against you, but you need to get her up. She pushes herself off of you and you stand up, offering her your hand. She puts her soft hand into yours and you pull her up.
"Damn...that water is cold."
"I should have helped you across. My bad."
"Don't worry about it, Anon...lets just find a place to let these dry."
You walk along the path before you come up to a deck that is overlooking the river at the bottom of the trail area, the entire trail being along side the river. The deck has a couple of benches on it. Velvet sits down on one of them and begins taking off her shoes, water spilling onto the wooden floor. She sighs in frustration. You feel bad for her. You take her shoes and place them on top of the wooden railing of the deck. The sun should dry them out eventually.
"Here! Catch!"
You feel something heavy and wet smack the back of your head.
"Wha the fu-"
You look down to see its her soaked socks.
"I said catch!" she says, giggling.
Jokingly you retort, "Don't throw you wet, smelly socks at me!"
She makes a sad face. "Are...Are you calling my feet smelly?"
"Wha-? No no n-"
She starts fake crying. You scoff and sit down next to her after you place her socks on the railing with her shoes.
"Anon?"
"Yeah?"
"Want to make out?"
"No."
She gasps.
Why not?!"
"Guess you're just not my type!"
She punches your arm. "Shutup!" she says, laughing.
You snicker at her.She scoots towards you.
Then a little bit more.
Then a little bit more.
Bump.
"Hey, don't violate my personal space."
"I'm your girlfriend. I get to."
"That's how it works, huh?"
"Yup. You're obviously new to this."
The teasing is getting out of proportion here.
Enough blue balling.
"Hey"
"Yeah?"
"Too bad you forced Twilight to kiss me."
She laughs. "You pressured her too!...And besides..."
"There's more firsts for me to take."
Your body locks up.
Staring into her big blue eyes, sitting on the deck bench, your faces start to close closer together. You can feel her breath pushing against you. Your heart is pounding your chest. Closing your eyes, you lock lips with Velvet.
Her lips are soft and wet, you put your hands onto her hips, she wraps her arms around your neck. Your hands on her wide hips.You can't help but be a bit turned on right now.
She pushes into you lightly. You push back.
She breaks the embrace and stares into your eyes.
Breathing heavily she asks, "How was it?"
She winks. Heart...hurts...
A little more teasing wouldn't hurt. "Well, it was alright, I guess."
"Just alright?"
"Yeah."
"Okay then..."
She goes back in, pushing her lips onto yours.
Holy shit. It makes your heart jump.
She pushes her tongue into your mouth.
Okay, Anon Jr...don't go into full attention now.
Her tongue is moist and wet.
Its heaven. She starts brushing her tongue against yours.
Well, shit, are you supposed to do the same with yours? Eh, fuck it, here goes. You push your tongue into her mouth. She jerks back a little bit in surprise but settles down again.
Oh man. This can't be sanitary. Not like you give a shit at this point.
You're in the middle of the best kiss of your life when suddenly...
"EEEEEEEEEEEK"
Both of your eyes shoot open and you lean away from each other. A family walking on the trail passes by, coming around a turn on the path.
With their stupid screaming kids. Both of you are trying hide the fact that you're trying to catch your breath. They don't bother stopping at the deck, passing by without giving you much notice. Their talking fades as they walk further from where you're at.

Author's Note

How about this for blue balling you guys and making ovaries over cook for those ladies out there? I am evil for the extra wait, though I am sure you already know this, I bet you can guess what's coming soon so be ready!