Princess Celestia stops at a lone building that wasn't there in Canterlot before, making her raise an eyebrow as she looks at Luna. Luna simply gives a shrug, which causes Celestia to sigh heavily, and go in with Luna. And once inside, they're greeted to a massive in-door Apple Orchard, with a section used for blackjack while hookers danced on the tables.

"...So... This... Green Kelp is in here?"

"According to the witnesses, they saw a jumping green pony ridden with fleas enter this area and build a massive building, muttering something about an AB being proven wrong."

"Uh-huh... And is That our pony?"

They both see the green pony scratching at his ear, causing fleas to jump off, then jump back on, before he started gnawing on his flank.

"...That's him."

"He's... A Lot different than I expected."

"Agreed." Celestia steps up to the stallion. "Excuse me, sir?"

The pony looks as a sudden gout of blood shoots out his ear, making her yelp in surprise. He looks and hits the spot, suddenly making the blood stop. "Sorry, that happens once in a while. What can I help you with?"

"U-U-U-Um... Y-Y-Yes... Well, you see..." She clears her throat awkwardly. "I would like for you to heard to Canterlot palace, I will be willing to explain there..."

"Sorry, that's a no go."

"Why not?"

"Last time I tried to go in, I got a spear to the balls and a rock to the noggin. I'm good."

"..." She looks at Luna.

"How was I supposed to know?! The guards are the ones who deal with these things!"

Celestia sighs heavily. "I'll make sure they let you in then."

"Huh... Alright, sure. I'll go grab the Blackberry Moonshine!" He disappears with a cloud in his original place.

"...What have I just done..."

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Bright Light downs another drink as JB laughs. "And she said 'No way would I touch that, it's covered in shit!', so she used her magic to fling the thing right up the assholes-"

Light raised a hoof. "I get the picture." He rubs his face slightly, then glances out the window, spotting some gangsters parking outside. "Got company."

JB looks out the window. "Ah shit, they came back with some muscle..."

"Hmm..." Light examines the situation, then gives a small smile. "Guess it's time, ladies." His horn glows as his coat flicks back in the invisible wind, revealing two .45 Shepard Magnums.

He pulls them out as he gets down under the windows, all the while the barkeeper sighs. "And here we go again." He yanks out a double-barrel shotgun and gets under the other window. "I swear you do this once every two visits, Bright."

"Well, I kinda enjoy the rush."

"And that's what I'm worried about. Aren't you worried about your luck running out?"

"Maybe someday, but today isn't the day." He stands up and fires off about 4 shots, causing four of the five ponies to fall over with bullet wounds in the head. "Headshot." He ducks as they open fire.

JB had grabbed the unconscious royal guard's M1911, pulling the slide back with a hoof, then muttering a silent prayer before aiming. The gun suddenly begins to glow a holy golden light, before the pistol was replaced with a large magnum made of holy materials and glowed blue in the openings. Upon firing, the sound of a dragon's roar could be heard as a beam of blue energy shot out and blasted a gangster into nothingness.

"Holy shit! How the hell did you do that?!"

"I'm a Peacemaker."

The barkeeper curses. "Damn it, why the hell is a Peacemaker here?! You guys are supposed to be highly elite soldiers working in the shadows for the temples!"

"Let's just say I decided to go rogue for a bit, to find myself." He fires again, but misses the large one. "Shit, Bulldog incoming!"

The large stallion barges in, covered head to toe in spray painted metal, carrying a battered up minigun he took from a military supply drop. "Hehehe..."

JB aims the pistol. "Point blank range, you sexy mother fucking bastard." He fires, causing the giant to disintegrate into blue ash.

Bright then takes out any stragglers, before standing up, blowing the smoke out of the barrels of his magnums, and holstering them. "Well, that went better than expected."

The barkeeper nods, loading his shotgun. "Didn't have to shoot more than one idiot today."

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AB lifts up a large log of wood as he moves through the treeline of the orchard, humming a soft tune before spotting a white stallion nearby with a Halo-GPS. "Huh, ain't that a sight..." He trots over. "'Scuse me sir, but are ya here for some ripe as rain Sweet Apple Acres apples?"

He adjusts a pair of glasses he was wearing. "Possibly... A friend of mine chased his dog all the way here from Canterlot, was helping him find the guy."

"A dog? I remember seeing a stray over at the chicken pen."

"Oh shit, thanks!" He bolts that way, making AB follow after. Upon reaching the area, they spotted a lone stallion hiccuping as he petted his dog, all the while the chickens were hiding in the pen.

"Ah horse buckers... The darn dog scared the chickens..."

"Sorry, sir." He hiccups again. "He gets excited around birds."

AB sighs and waves it off. "Ah forget it, just make sure to be more careful, alright?"

He nods. "Sure."

AB nods, then goes to check on the chickens.

Author's Note

And I have finally put out another chapter, sorry for the long wait.