[A quick little short story. Note that this story does not reflect the views of the author, but rather what the author imagines the characters would think were they to learn of our fandom's darker side. The author means NO disrespect or offense towards Bronies, especially when he himself is one]

POPULAR SECTION - 8th of December Monday 2014. Thank you everypony. I'll tell Unique not to steal your presents this Christmas and set fire to your trees. Except maybe that one kid I don't like, the guy who knocks over waffles and gets a million views for it. The waffle dude must be silenced…

When Twilight Sparkle decided to return to the world of Humans as part of a personal-led investigation into their culture and way of life, she expected her experiences the second time around to be just like her first. But when she discovered the group known as 'Bronies', she finds that some things in life are just not meant to be discovered.

She reveals her findings to the one pony she feels she can trust with such delicate and damaging information - Princess Celestia.