This is new

Yep it's gonna be one of those days so you might as well get it over with.

Alright where do i begin?

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4001 years after arrival

'I have been doing this for way too long'  I was currently floating through a inky blackness after a particularly tough sparring match. I had just finished fighting myself.

Now that may sound weird so let me explain. You see  years ago when i was only a young'n about some where in my twenties i went to a convention with my dear sister. I was dressed as a Vanguard from a certain game i played all the time to pass the time.

Chivalry.

It was a medieval warfare fighting game and was the game i usually had the most fun in. During the convention i split up with my dear sister who went to hang with her friends saying that i was going home. On the way i saw a stand that was unlike any other.

It was magnificent! It had things from every game you could think of. In my joy i spotted the last thing i needed to finish my costume. It was a beautiful gleaming claymore AND an awesome looking Halberd.

They seemed to shine with a light that was calling out to me and i could feel within my heart that i needed to get my gauntlets on them!

As soon as i bought them though i started being pulled into the floor by a bright unnatural light.

I looked upon my world desperate for help.

I saw my sister down a ways eating a hamburger and laughing with her friends without a care in the world.

I quickly put the weapons on my back and yelled out.

"SISTER!"

she turned to look at me her eyes widening.

"EAT YOUR HEART OUT! I TOLD YOU THOSE REPORTS WERE TRUE!"

she sprinted over and grabbed my hand holding my weight as she looked on in horror.

"NATHANIEL PLEASE HOLD ON!"

by then she was holding on to one gauntlet with both hands, her friends holding her legs.

All the passerby's gasping out loud.

"Sister, when i fall let me tell you now that this is not your fault."

Struggling to keep her face free of tears she forced her self to meet my gaze.

"Do you understand? i won't have you wallowing around as a pathetic zombie that doesn't want to go outside anymore."

I continued at her nod.

"Though all this must be sudden i ask one last request before i go."

she sobbed and i could feel her hands shaking.

"I'll go with you!" As she started to try climbing in i pulled her down a bit using the rest of the momentum to push her back before grabbing on to the edge.

"No! How do you think our parents would feel if we were to just up and vanish? Both of their children gone like that."

I frowned "One of us needs to tell them the story, not some random police officer who would think the story was some delusion and make up a different story."

"And one of you bitches need to damn help me!"

I glared at all the weeaboos, neckbeards and just generally weak people around us.

They all quickly scrambled away to get help as I tried to yell out to them in vain.

"Dammit you all could just come help pull me up!"

But as you would guess, if your reading this it's too late.

Well at least the thought counts.

I shook my head using one hand to take off my helmet looking at my sister with a smile.

"now please do me one last favor."

"A-anything big bro."

I put the helm back on and pulled out my phone my arm now shaking with effort.

Damn this fucking armor! Last I checked it was supposed to be plastic.

Its safe to say I'm glad i took fitness classes!

My arm nearly let go as i quickly grabbed the edge of the strange portal with my other arm.

not enough though is seems...

Looking up at her i threw up a peace sign.

"Take a vid for mom and dad and hurry!"

she started rolling the clip as i started to slip.

"YO MAN SHE AINT LYING! NOW IM GONNA SLIP SO LOVE YOU AND STAY SAFE!"

I was finally going to fall but I steeled my self for a last couple of words.

I looked to my sister's friends and cracked a small smile.

"You three... stay the hell outta my room, computer and my fuckin underwear drawer!

They kept trying to pull me up but laughed nonetheless.

"Personal stuff man."

I saw all the merry con goers hurrying towards us but once again It was just too late.

I finally slipped and my sister screamed out for me one last time.

I threw up a prop of the smoke bombs that vanguard usually had on them and watched as she caught it staring at it in confusion before a small flag popped out of the top with the word bang on it.

She started laughing as the tears ran down her face giving me one last thumbs up.

Me retuning the favor watching the hole get smaller and smaller until I saw it close up on its own.

For some reason i grew tired and slowly fell asleep as the white void grew brighter and brighter, the last thing on my mind was my sisters smile.

.............................

I sighed as i remembered the memories of an old life floating by my mind one by one, well at least tried to sigh. Being in iron wasn't exactly the place that would allow free movement let alone breathing.

When i first arrived to this place I was so confused.

How did I get here? Who brought me here? Why was I here? Why was I so insane? Why am I scared to take my helmet off?  W h y  c a n t  I  D I E** ?**

I was deemed a threat and sealed in iron after a huge battle with....

*drum roll*

Celestia princess of the sun and Luna princess of the moon!

It's a funny story really. You see they tried stone at first but i broke it while trying to test the limits of the so called prison. They fought me and did it over with iron.

I don't think myself too high and mighty of course but I at least don't want to be sealed in some thing that i could very easily destroy.

"If you want me in a prison then you put me in style!"

Key word being 'too'.

I also wanted to be moved forward in time to the shows events....

And by show I mean... my little pony.

Yeah I watched it with my sister out of curiosity a couple damn times ok?! Fuck off, I've got too much free time.

I'm in the multiverse as I've figured years ago. Only reason I decided that I was in the multiverse is because I have been to only one alternate reality and met only one other in my situation. I know kinda quick to assume but but it's the only lead I've got so far.

oh and I kinda remember something about a merchant. Supposedly hes the one who put me here...

Eh oh well

I mean I miss my family of course but I don't wanna go on another angry tangent.

One of the only things I remember about where I came from is tv, video games and the internet and of course my sister.

Dont really remember my folks to much. I have no idea why either.

Man, it sucks that all this awesomeness is forced to stand forgotten deep within the statue garden.

Such a shame.

Did I mention I was vanguard from the game chivalry?

Oh wait.. yes i did. Then let me get to the funky part.

Ok, now the weird part is I'm not just a normal one. I have powers!

Though I've got to see if they are still there when I get out.

One of the only fun things I could do in this iron prison is fight against the voice that always seemed to be there even when I first arrived.

'Yo'

Think of it as lucid dreaming, making a clone of yourself in said dream and then.... well, you fight it!

Except it wasn't lucid dreaming though.

That was much more fun.

Plus It was always a draw since we had pretty damn good fighting skillz and all.

Kinda sucks when you can't fight your hardest either. After all this prison had its limits

And I don't wanna bust out till its time.

I was bored so I decided to float. And float I did, for thousands of years I floated, just floating and waiting for sweet release.

Heh... release.

I came out from my deep meditation within the iron feeling a weird commotion outside of my prison

I ended up mentally smiling))((so hard it could make pinkie blush.

But I didn't need to worry, soon that innuendo would become very real.

I was talking to my self so much that I didn't even see the class come and go with the exception of three familiar fillies.

It was my time!!

...............

"Hey Scoots?"

"Yeah bloom?"

"I ain't the one who usually says this, but this thing looks awesome!"

"You said it!"

"Well I think it looks scary."

"You think everything is scary Sweetie belle"

"I do not!"

"Yeah ya do ya big scaredy cat!"

"No I do-"

"Ahem"

All three turned to see the one and only mrs. cheerlie!

"I see you three want to stick right by my side till the end of the field trip hmm?"

"Aww but mis-"

"Excuse me!"

They all jumped before turning to a stallion who looked like a royal guard except with a very different silver colored armor and a helmet that covered his whole head.

The cutie Mark crusaders stared wide eyed

"Yes I'm new here and kinda forgot my way around here. Where is the castle again?"

Cheerlie raised a skeptical eyebrow as she just pointed behind him.

He turned around looking up at the castle.

For anyone to have missed the thing would have had to be either blind, foolish.....

Or insane.

"Ahh thanks!"

He crouched real low looking back at her.

"I'll definentaly see you later."

In one fluid motion he sprung up.

What no one was expecting was for him to go flying towards the castle and into one of the Windows.

She heard a click and looked down to see a small weird orb, it looked metal and it seemed heavy.

There was also a little flag jutting out of the top of it with the word "BANG".