The '70s

It was 4:00 in the morning, and Pinkie Pie was sitting on the black and white zebra pattern couch in the living room ,watching television, when the door opened quickly. Before she could react, a certain cyan pegasus came bolting in, slamming the door shut with her back against it's surface, and slowly sunk to the floor, hitting the back of her head against it.

Pinkie Pie frowned. "What happened?"

"That cunt stole my damn van!" She replied angrily.

"Who stole your van?" Pinkie asked, confused with the situation set before her.

"Applejack! The mother fucker just ran off with it." She replied, getting up and staring at the floor stressfully.

Pinkie paused to take in the information that just hit her in the brain like a two-by-four with the force of a nuclear rocket.

Okay, so apparently Applejack stole Rainbow Dash's van for some reason. I wonder why.

Rainbow Dash suddenly looked up and at Pinkie. She flinched, not knowing what Rainbow was going to do with her. The feeling only got worse when Dash adopted the smuggest face Pinkie had ever seen.

"You know what, fuck this shit." Dash said, throwing up her arms and walking into the kitchen and pulling a pill bottle down from where it was apparently hidden on the top of the fridge.

She walked back towards Pinkie.

"This is the shit right here." She said, opening the bottle and holding it out in front of Pinkie, who took a pill from inside and held it in her hooves, staring at the elongated pink capsule for a moment.

"What's it for?"

"You swallow it, dumb ass." She replied, popping a pill herself, settling in her giant blue bean bag, picking up the same guitar Pinkie saw her with at the bus stop, and started playing.

Pinkie swallowed the pill as instructed, and as she did she noticed that the pill bottle was labeled with a sticky note that had LSD scribbled on it in marker. Seemingly out of nowhere, everything became whoosy, and her entire world started to change around her right before her eyes. The room started to dissolve into some sort of spectral realm. Pinkie looked at her hoof and started to wave it around, marveling at the distorted wave effect it was giving. Pretty soon she couldn't feel it at all, and began touching her face to make sure it hadn't disentigrated. It tickled, and she began to giggle.

"He, he-he, he-he-he-he." She stared at Rainbow Dash, who to her now looked tiny and slightly distorted.

"Rainbow, you were right, this is the shit right here." Rainbow simply nodded in response, not even bothering to look up from the guitar.

Man, and this shit is good! Pinkie thought before passing out.

Applejack knocked on the door to Rainbow's apartment.

"Uhm... hey sugarcube, yuh there? I just wanna say sorry for earlier and everythin'."

Silence. She was replied by a light snoring sound from inside.

"Hey, yuh there?" Applejack let herself in. She discovered both were asleep. Pinkie had, surprisingly, fell asleep on the couch with her eyes and mouth open, drooling on the couch with a dumb looking smile on her face. Rainbow fell asleep on the same blue bean bag, the guitar loosely sitting on her lap. Applejack spotted the pill bottle spilt onto the floor.

"Oh Rainbow..."

Rainbow Dash woke up groggily. She couldn't explain the unusual plane of whiteness in front of her. She swatted in front of her, but to no avail.

"Nnnhh... fuck off." She growled at it, as if shewing away a fly.

As she woke up a bit more, she noticed it was a note, taped to her face. She peeled it off, and recognized Applejack's hand writing:

Dear sugarcube,

sorry for being a bitch last night.

Rainbow Dash couldn't believe it. Applejack actually thought it was her own fault. Rainbow got off of the bean bag, and started towards Applejack's house.

Applejack opened her door to find a rather scruffy looking Rainbow Dash at her doorstep.

Rainbow held up the note in one hoof, and pointed to it with the other. "You weren't the bitch. I was." Said Rainbow, nearly out of breath.

"What are you talking about? Ah was the bitch."

"No, I was!"

"Ah was the bitch, OKAY!"

They just stared at each other for a second.

"AH WAS THE BI-" Applejack was cut off by their lips coming into contact. Before she could react, they were already in full make out. Rainbow stopped for a moment.

"I was still the bitch." Said Dash.

"Ah bet you were." Applejack replied in a rather promiscuous tone.

Rainbow paused for a moment, then smirked. "We should totally fuck."

"Eeyup." She replied, pulling Rainbow inside and shutting the door.