Resistance

Bang bang.

“HOLY FUCK WHAT DID YOU DO?!” Noah yelled to Dan, who was currently shooting at weird lion birds that started flying at them off the ground after Dan said some pretty violet words at them.

“BIRD LIONS!” Dan yelled like a character from an action move, who's on his knees covered in blood.

Pew pew pew.

More silenced sniper bullets went off, puncturing the neck of two of the armoured bird things, the last one missed.

“I'm so gonna punch that Twilight bitch when I see her again…” Noah said to himself as he used the gun of the chopper to spray down another group of things.

“Whatever! Let's just get to Canterlot or whatever the hell it's called!” Chris yelled over the gunfire, adding in his own shotgun sounds.

“I see it! ITS DEFYING PHYSICS!” Amanda said, staring at the engineering spectacle. How something could just sit like that was Combine grade shit.

“Oh fuck!” Chris yelled as one of the things stabbed his leg using its tiny claws. “Fuck you!” He yelled in anger (not because his leg was hurt, but because he ripped his fucking pants) and blew half the things face off. Loading in another shell he took air-potshots at he bird lion things.

“Ok! Looking for a- OH CRAP!” Amanda yelled, as crossbow bolts hit the windshield. “Oh wait. Bullet-proof shit. Heh.” Amanda said, detaching the hunter hook, dropping H to secure a landing zone.

“Keep shooting the bird things! Not the racist white horses!” Amanda said, only taking the racist thing as a joke because there were no darker coated colours amungst the soldiers in shitty armour.

“LZ specified. Proceed with landing protocols.” The hunters message came up on Amanda's pilot screen. Following orders she landed the chopper. The weird things backed off and the horses kept their distance, but had their weapons ready incase shit. were to go down.

Everyone jumped out of the chopper and formed a circle around it, yes there were outnumbered, but they could still whoop all their asses if the horses wanted to kill them.

“Try me motherfuckers.” Noah said, as a few guards went over to back up the few that were covering him.

“Calm down guys, Twilight said to meet the princess in Canterlot, were here, Twilights not, and I don’t see no fucking princess.” Damian said, even though his pissed-off-ness was contridicting his words.

“STOP!” A yell echoed across the small grassy and well trimmed dark courtyard (because it was like a 1 hour flight), sending shivers up everyone and everything's spine.

“Good thing these jackets are thick…” Chris said.

“And bulletproof…” Damian commented.

A larger than the rest dark blue horse thing landed in the middle of the group of horse-soldiers.

Wow horses have wings and horns. Holy shit how haven't any of the rebels known this?! Anyways, the dark blue alicorn lifted up a sword using magic or some-shit an-

“IT’S A FUCKING WIZARD HORSE!”

“DAMIAN SHUT THE FUCK UP!” Amanda said, whacking Damian in the head an knocking him out. Don’t FUCK with women!

“Oh my…” The blue winged unicorn (alicorn?) said quietly.

“Oh yeah Damian's a fucking idiot.” Chris said, crossing his arms.

“Yeah… Anyways, as a cliché alien move line, we come in peace. We don’t want to blow any of YOURE shit up.” Noah said, waving his hands slowly around like it’s the most complex thing ever.

“Alright. But I should take you to see my sister. She does most business during the day. Oh, and I am Princess Luna.” Luna said, walking inside the castle (palace?) followed by all the unknown aliens that flew in on a machine from the fucking future.

“Hand over you’re weapons.” A guards said, stopping the group at the door into the castle, backed up by 4 more guards and holding a metal container with his magic.

“Do you know what a gun is?” Noah asked.

“No I don’t. But if it’s a weapon, place it in the box.” The guards said, flatly.

“Sweet.” Noah said, dropping in his knife and nothing else. He could still be considered a walking army with what equipment he had. Th rest of the group followed his roll, with the exception of the vort, who just kept walking and the hunter, which almost killed the poor guard when he tried to remove its weird knife things in its face.

“Wow this place is cool.” Noah said, looking down one of the corridors as they walked down to the throne room.

“Indeed. It's been around for almost 1000 years. Just like me and my sister…” Luna trailed off sadly.

“Why are you upset? Living that longs fucking awesome. If Gordon Freeman lived that long we'd only need one country, and he'd be the police force and the army!” Chris said, earning a few hoo-rahs in response.

“It’s a long story…” Luna said.

“Yeah, no shit. Its 1000 years.” Dan said, getting a smack from Amanda.

“Jesus. Can I just toss Damian's fat ass out a window?” Noah said, dragging Damian by the backpack strap.

“No, if we ever get lost in a forest we need to eat him first.” Dan said, getting collective laughs from the group, even the vort, and a spooked look from Luna.

“Just a joke… Unless we were cannibals. Then we'd be dead serious.” Noah said to clear things up with Luna.

“More like dead cereal.” Chris said, trying to be funny again.

“Shut the hell up Chris.”

“Go fucking die.”

“Choke on a dick.”

“Wow you guys and one girl are assholes…” Chris said, frowning and looking down as they proceeded into the throne room, earning ear splitting yells from all the people in the room.

“This is gonna be a long morning…” Amanda said, firing off a revolver round, scaring (yes stopping everyone from screaming) everything in the room at the unexpected bang.