Resistance

“Pew pew bang! OW IN HIT! BLERG!” Chris said, acting out a short little firefight with Noah. Not knowing he was being watched by hundreds of ponies.

He literally dropped on the ground clutching his chest as Noah ran into the room with his revolver and pistol out, duel wielding.

“WHERE ARE THE BOMBS OSAMA?! OBAMA AINT DISARMING BOMBS USING HIS SWAG THIS TI… Oh shit.” Noah said, placing his foot on Chris’ chest and noticing all the ponies.

“Well gee what a fucking entrance retards!” Amanda said, once again knocking 2 people out. There was now a pile of 3 unconscious people on the floor. Noah, Chris and Damian.

“Anyways hello!” Dan said, waving to Celestia, who was literally confused as fuck with what just happened.

“Um… Twilight should be here soon…” Luna said, quickly trotting out of the room.

Noah shot up, and put on his best old man face.

“I don’ wanna be spotted near yall’ hoodlum!” Then dropped back into the pile.

There was an awkward silence until the doors swung open to reveal the colourful crew. All the rich and snotty nerds ran out of the room at top speed, leaving trampled guards, papers and basically anything that had to do with a courtroom that wasn't nailed down was smashed up and on the floor.

“It looks like the whole fucking strider armada just stomped through here…” Dan said, looking at the rest of the room.

“We told you to take the train!” Twilight yelled, stomping to the room. The vort and H stood on the sidelines watching.

“This will be good.” The vort said.

“Boop bloop.” The static noise came out of H.

“Hey! Flying hunter choppers is awesome! And we shot some weird things…” Dan said. The Princess climbed down off the throne and got behing the group without them knowing.

“What did you shoot?” She demanded, stomping her hoof for added drama.

“Weird eagle lion things. They tried to attack us…” Amanda said, shrugging.

“Griffons?” All the ponies still in the room said.

“Uh, sure? They were fucking weird…” Dan said with uncertainty, scratching his head. Noah started talking in his sleep…

“No… Fuck you! … No why… Bo schitt…” Then he just stopped again.

“That was awkward…” Amanda said. Looking back to The colourful crew.

“Were griffons really that close to Canterlot?” Celestia said, looking out the window.

SMASH

A large group of guards ran into the room and barricaded the door behind them. Something huge was slamming on it.

“Griffons!” One of the guards up against the door said.

“Uh oh. GUY WAKE THE HELL UP!” Amanda yelled at the 3 stooges on the ground. They literally jumped to attention.

“Alright what's the deal?” Dan asked the princess.

“You picked a bad time to show up. Were currently at war with them, the griffons that is. Now from what a letter Twilight sent me she said you were adept at fighting and that you defeated an advanced alien race? If this is all true we need you're help.” Celestia said, making Dan feel kinda like an ass-hole.

“Alright fine.” Amanda said, grabbing her gun and crouching down near the door.

Dan got further back than Amanda and took cover, flipping in the Rgen clip.

Chris aimed the silenced SMG and took cover next to Dan.

Noah ran out the back door and through the hallways to the hunter chopper.

H and the vort got on both of Amanda's sides for cover.

Damian shit a hook onto the roof and attached it to his belt, it pulled him up and he aimed his sniper at the door.

“MOVE OUTTA THE WAY!” Amanda yelled as the door exploded open and knocked hard he guards on he floor.

The following gunfire and helicopter bomb explosions was absurdly loud.