The sun is shining the air is clear and we have a cure for common stupidity on our hands. Yep, this seems like a normal day to me. The radio and television interrupted Doctor Who today to proclaim the good news about the scientific fountain of youth. Apparently some nerd in a lab coat actually managed to extend human life, now if they could only fix my network problems at home. Now me and my buddy Eric are trudging towards hell itself to get a vaccination of all things that would supposedly give us an extra 200 years of life and immunity from almost all diseases.

It was then that i started on my trip into a living hell.