The Super Duper Pony Couple

by Harmonic Brush

Glass that shatters

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Cheese and Pinkie woke up and trotted down the stairs. Random confetti blasted when both reached the bottom.

"Huh. That's new." Cheese said stating the random confetti blast.

Pinkie Pie only snickered, then sneezed out confetti.

"Pinkie, did you tell your friends that we're engaged?" Cheese asked randomly.

"Yesseri!" Pinkie said as the doorbell rang.

"Who is it?" Pinkie yelled out.

All they received was a squeak, but not a mouse squeak, a plastic toy squeak. Pinkie curiously approached the door. She cautiously asked again.

"Who is it?" Pinkie said behind the door.

All she received was another squeak.

"Open it." Cheese said as he stepped behind her.

Pinkie opened the door and looks outside. Nopony there. Then, she heard a squeak and looked down to see Boneless 3.

"Cheese!" Pinkie cried out, Cheese unaware that it was Boneless 3.

"Yea?" Cheese called out from the kitchen.

"How many bonelesses do you have?" Pinkie said closing the door.

"4..." Cheese said as his voice trailed off.

"I found the third." Pinkie said approaching the kitchen.

"Really?!" Cheese said speeding out of the kitchen.

Pinkie handed Cheese the rubber chicken. Cheese squealed as he hugged his chicken. Pinkie Pie put on an evil smug, and pressed a red button. All of a sudden, banana cream pie hit him in the face. Pinkie laughed and was shortly joined by Cheese.


"And then, I pressed a button and banana cream pie hit him in the face!" Pinkie retold as she and Cheese laughed, while the rest of the mane 6 and their love interests just sat there stone-faced.

"Will all do respect Pinkie Pie," Twilight said as she twirled her newly flowing mane. "You've told us that at least 10 times."

"Uh huh." the rest of the ponies mumbled under their breath.

"I think we better go. Right Flash?" Twilight said turning to her coltfriend.

"Gotta Flash!" he said opening up his wings.

Flash quickly flew into the sky quick enough to leave a blue trail with orange zig-zags across it. Next followed the purple alicorn, leaving behind a sparkly purple and hot pink trail.

"Me too. Soarin, your coming." Rain said grabbing the pegasus stallion by the hoof.

Soarin only nodded and away. Fluttershy looked up at Discord, who simply nodded and teleported away with Fluttershy.

"Ah think we should get goin' Spike." Applejack said grabbing the dragon's claw. When Spike tried to object, the farmgirl shot him a glare.

"Well as much fun as it is hanging around you Cheese Sandwich, me and my bride must certaintly head back to Canterlot to pack to move here in Ponyville." Fancy Pants said getting up. "See you two around."

Rarity got up and followed Fancy Pants, leaving Cheese and Pinkie alone.

"Why did they just all leave?" Pinkie said, tears starting to form in her eyes.

"I dunno. Bored of us, I guess. Has that ever happened?" Cheese asked his sad marefriend.

"No." Pinkie said with a sob in her voice.

As if on cue, Pinkie's and Cheese's mane went flat. Deflated. Straight.

"Let's go." said the sad earth stallion, missing the excitement in his voice.

The sad Pinkie Pie got up and sloppily trotted to The Fun Zone, Cheese Sandwich following. They walked in and hung up the closed sign.

"Let's just stay here." Pinkie said sitting down.

"Agreed." Cheese replied blandly sitting down beside her.


Flash, Spike, and Discord met up at the park.

"Whew. That was a close one." Flash said wiping the sweat off his brow. "We almost didn't make it out."

Discord and Spike nodded.

"This is going to be hard to do, even though I am the Lord of Chaos, he's Cheese Sandwich. How are we supposed to out-party the party pony of parties. Especially since he has a super duper party pony with him because he is a super duper party pony and how are we supposed to out-party the party ponies!" Discord yelled while the dragon and pegasus just started at him confused. Discord only blinked. "What? I am the Lord of Chaos after all."

"True." the Flash and Spike replied in unison.

"Now, how are we gonna plan this bachelor party?" Flash said.

"Bachelor party? I already planned Cadence's and Shining Armour's bachelor party!" Spike whined.

"No, you really didn't." Discord replied.

"How did you know that Mr. Stonehead?" Spike replied defensively.

"Duh, I follow Shining on that bird mail delivery service." Discord said rolling his eyes.

"Oh that one!" Flash said breaking his silence. "Hey can I follow you? What's your scroll name?"

"ChaosLordof657." Discord said writing it down and giving it to Flash.

"Seriously! This entire time there was a mail service and Twilight made me send letters with fire?" Spike said as he stomped.

"Dude, it's only 1 year old. Plus, we should probably get back to planning this." the orange-yellow pegasus cut in before the dragon got too angry.

"Hey guys. How's the bachelor party coming?" asked a purple alicorn as her and her friends (the ones that are here) approached the guys.

"Just fine honey. Just fine.." Flash said hugging the princess.

"I'm a little sad that Rainbow, Soarin, Fancy Pants and Rarity couldn't attend." Fluttershy said shyly.

"Stupid Wonderbolts tour." Twilight stomped.

"Stupid unpacking and moving to Ponyville." Applejack said as she spat on the ground.

"We have to keep up this hate until we finish this project." Spike said to the group as the rest of the ponies nodded.

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