Hell

After everything that had just happened, I was exhausted. I wanted nothing more than to go to bed.

Anyone would would they have gone through this. It would be both emotionally and physically tiring. While Alisse tried to make sense of what was happening, I kept seeing things about me and Alisse...that never happened. One was where she looked like she was ready to cry and was shivering in what appeared to be fear as she looked at me. It tore at my soul, at least, what was left of it.

"Daniel? Are you okay?" I heard from my side. I turned to face Alisse. Just looking at her made the feeling that much worse.

"I'm alright" I lied. I didn't want someone who had enough on their plate for now to worry about me.  I began to wonder if this was the world's way of giving me a second chance until I heard a crack from behind Alisse.

"What the hell?!" A strange voice shouted. It also sounded familiar. I spoke my thoughts, "Andrew? That you? If this is some sick joke, I swear someone will be dead by the end of the night-"

"DANIEL!" Andrew shouted. He popped out of some shadows and hugged me while I flailed my arms wildly. I nearly screamed, "BRO, chill. This isn't some fucking yaoi fanfiction...I hope; DON'T GET ANY IDEAS ALISSE!"

Right after I shouted this, I noticed that she was gone and that the room had faded into a four-way intersection. Me and Andrew were on one-side waiting for the bus, the other three sides had nothing. I saw a figure in the distance that looked out of place in our world...it appeared to be black and green while shaped like an alicorn. The bus came and we got on. "I remember this, this was the day I was brought here...shit..," It took me a while to process what happened.

"WHAT THE FUCKING DUCK WAS CHYRSALIS DOING THERE!" By now, everything had gone black around me and I swear that my killing intent spiked again. Not as high as before, but still enough for anything in the area to feel. Andrew was still there though, reaching out to me. "Don't let go!" He yelled, I noticed that this was another situation that never happened before. I was hanging off a cliff with plains on top and stone spikes and a waterfall on the bottom.

I began to think to myself about how the hell I would even get into this situation since I never go anywhere near the edge of a high place. Another part of my mind screams, 'It's Equestria! SCREW LOGIC!' So that's exactly what I did. I let go, Andrew's face turned from one of worry and concern to one of shock and anger as he faded from view.

I saw an image of some drawn people that looked very simple. One was a woman with a spoon and some stuff on the spoon, and there was a baby. "Here comes the air plane," I heard. You could hear the sound of something big falling getting louder and louder. Next thing you knew, a plane had crushed them.

"Damn." I say. I couldn't believe that I was watching this; it wasn't what was happening that disturbed me. It was the fact that I remembered what this was from. "ASDF Movies..."

Enough references, I told myself. I need to get to the real-why is there a light? Oh GOD that shit's bright. Did I just rhyme? Whatever.

"I didn't think I'd give him a concussion Princess," I heard as I saw a purple pony in front of me and Discord in the back tied up with magic restraints. (How the hell do I know what those are)

I startled them as I spoke, "Jesus, I need an icebreaker, my breath smells like I sucked a dick. AND I DIDN'T!" The mane 6, Celestia, and Discord couldn't help but stare at me as if I was insane. "You can't give me that look when Discord's here, y'know." All they did was blink. "Back where we started, SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED!" I shouted as the mane 6 flinched.

Talk about fast-paced. Celestia raised a hoof for my attention before saying, "Twilight knocked you out by focusing too hard on her grip on you with magic." I had looked like I didn't give a shit so all of the living things in a room began to grin nervously. I had put up a poker face as I promised that I would get my revenge on Twilight.

"Is there anything you want?" Twilight asked. "Sorry but I have to do this; first immortality, then the bitches." I Just had to make that reference as it always gets me in a good mood. Only one reference is better, I thought as I remembered Dragon Ball Z Abridged (Which I recommend you watch at least 10 episodes of) with Piccolo and Gohan: "DODGE!"

I looked up and noticed I shouted that last part aloud. "Dodge what?" Discord asked as he looked genuinely confused as to what I was talking about. Pinkie burst out laughing as I gave her a look that literally asked you 'what the fuck.'

"Good old references," she said while wiping a tear from her eye. My jaw dropped as I realized that not only was she 100% random (which I already knew), she was a mind-reader too. I stared at her in silence as I kept thinking one thing, 'I like pie' (Even though I don't). She just looked at me and said "What are you looking at? Is there something on my face?" I face-palmed. Then, she sprinted out the room and I barely heard her shout, "I LIKE PIE!" I face-palmed again as I added another name to my death list.

"Holy shit," I started, "I've had my mask back on this entire time. This means...IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER PRANK!!!"

The room faded around me to the point where I was in Discord's dimension. He popped up next to me saying, "What will it be this time?"

I gave him the biggest shit-eating grin that would make Pinkie's smile look like a frown.