Artificial Intelligence

"OK, twilight. If you would follow us down into this creepy basement with nothing bad at all inside, we would start our tests." Rainbow dash thought all the science, maths, geography, history and English tests within Applejacks basement, were extremely bad. Of course, she had to say it out loud which just made twilight nervous, even though the twilight they all knew and loved thought the things they would be doing underneath Applejack's barn were great. "What bad you mean?" asked twilight. Her sentences are become less understandable by each passing minute, which she should have said 'what do you mean by bad?'

"Okay, sweetheart. What'd you like to start off with? Mathematics, English, geography, you get the picture.

"Maths, I am very goods at this." The other two were starting to get frustrated at how terrible Twilight's grammar is becoming.

"Yeah OK start with one of the least cool ones. What is.. 7 plus 1?" Rainbow dash thought she was starting with an extremely easy question.

"Answer.. is lies! Duh." Rainbow dash and Applejack looked at each other, confused as why the answer is that.

"Um, Ah don't think that's the correct answer. How'd  you get it?" Applejack asked, concerned how she got it.

"Seven rhymes with Kevin. Kevin rudd is, was, a politic in Austria.. or was it Australia.. And he out got kicked. He also try get back in but loss. And one rhymes with won. He no one, so its lies. Duh."

"What are you talking about? What are those places.. that's definitely got to not be in Equestria, who would think of places that sound that bad. And what kind of name is that? That sounds so uncool." Rainbow Dash, as well as Applejack did not understand where she would have gotten such an answer from. But applejack realised where she may have gotten it from.

"Um, sweetheart. Is that from the other realm you went to? Ah know it cant be from our world. But how could you remember that? Your getting dumber, and.. Oh never mind, just go on to history." Applejack really did not want to do this now, because she expected all the answers to be this bad. "Okay then, ah got one. Who is the famous unicorn that you always mention and you finished a spell for to become the princess?" Applejack thought she would know this, as it must be stuck in her head from constantly thinking about him.

"Its either Gandalf or Dumbledore." Twilight has become confused over which realms information is from what, so she keeps thinking of back in the human world. Before, she didn't know the human world was called Earth, but she knows about movie characters, so it was very strange.

"Please just stop, with all these things from the other realm, just actually think from in our world. You know, equestria? This magical place? Yeah! SO SAY ABOUT THAT INSTEAD OF THESE RANDOM PIECES OF CRAP!" Rainbow was very frustrated now, as she would not say a single answer they were hoping for. The shouting was unexpected from applejack, so when she did she fell backwards and hit her head on the side of the chair on which twilight was sitting on.

"Dang it, Rainbow! Look what you've done, Ah'm bleeding now thanks to you know who. You finish up with this session, Ah'm goin' home." She never wanted to be a part of this in the first place, but was doing it all for her friend twilight. Now that Rainbow got her hurt, there was more reason for her to avoid doing this. She realised she was already in her home so changed her sentence. "Lemme rephrase that, Ah'm going upstairs."

"Celestia damn it! Well, I guess its just you and me, Twilly. Spell your own name."

"T..W..I..L..I..T..E     S..P..R..K..L," once again failing. She has really become extremely dumb, possibly worse then Derpy Hooves.

Rainbow dash had also had enough, but she wanted to make sure Twilight could get better. "OK last question.. by the way that last one you said was wrong. What is the capital of Equestria? Surely you know this, you were born there."

"Cloudsdale."

"I give up. Lets leave this barn and go to shops or something, I don't know. But I wish Cloudsdale was the capital of Equestria, it is at least 20% cooler then Canterlot."

While both walking out of Sweet Apple Acres, the thing inside Twilight Sparkles head was moving around, and might soon be noticed.