Artificial Intelligence

Twilight knew most things in the shop still, the names but not scientific names. Everyone that has discovered about Twilights situation has become extremely concerned, as a dumb twilight would be a lot worse then the good, beloved smart Twilight. Also, her role as a princess would become very insufficient as she would not beable to complete her important duties nearly as well as before. Rainbow Dash sighed as the pink party pony hopped towards the two of them.

"Hey pinkie.. what are you doing here? I thought Gummy was sick and you were taking care of him." Rainbow dash wished she was with gummy, as pinkie was the person she wanted to see the least right now. She wasn't exactly in the mood of Pinkie.

"No, silly! I just gave him to Fluttershy to take care of him. I know nothing about animals, and she is like the goddess of little critters! I wish I was god like that too so I could just go crazy and have a million little fuzzy animals all over my house to do my bidding! And I would make them pink, don't forget that!" Pinkie was about to swarm Twilight with randomness about her day, until she noticed a thing sticking out of her nose.

"Hey twilly, what's that in your nose? Is that a accessory, like a nose piercing? Where did you get it? I want one so bad now, does it come in pink because I like pink, pink is like me, Pinkie pie! Oh, my gosh. It moved! It's an animal, i didn't know fluttershy sold anything like that? Do you think i could use my pinkie charm and seduce her into giving one for free? Maybe she could give me something fluffy and sparkly.. or with streamers! She does little incy wincy surgeries and stuff on her animals, so maybe she could attach streamers to an animal, paint it pink and cover glitter all over it and then stick it up my nose, like this!" Pinkie, for some reason, had a carrot stored inside her fluffy pink mane, pulled it out and shoved it up her nose, pretending it to be like the thing up twilights nose.

"Wait, nose animal up my nose?" Twilight stood back shocked and what pinkie had just said, unaware that there was an animal in her head.

"What the fuck is that! O my god is that thing like killing your brain, and making you dumb?" The 'thing' up her nose, was a slug-like critter, witch green pricks around its side and it was Gray with lines of orange.  "We need to tell Celestia that.. thats the thing making twilight stupid! God that is just disgusting.. ill be right back, Im gonna puke." Rainbow dash Scurried off to a nearby bush, and released a storm off unpleasant green and yellow vomit. As Rainbow lifted her head up, she noticed a snobby mare trotting over to rainbow and her friends.

"Darling, why.. why is your face covered in green paste?" Rarity explained in a disgusted face.

"Oh, um Rarity. Its not exactly paste. Go over to Twilight and look at her face, you will understand why I'm covered in this."

She slowely walked down towards her other friends, while pinkie pie launched into Rarity's face.

"HIYA!"

"Oh pinkie pie, why is a carrot up your nose? I Thought my lessons in how to improve your manners and 'how to be lady like' was helping you. And it all goes to waste when you act like that, such a shame." Rarity was disapointed with pinkie, as she was hoping her lessons improved her maturity.

"No, Rarity! I'm just copying Twilight here, her nose accessory is to die for! Its just so hip so I got one but later I am probably going to paint it pink but I want it like hers where it moves."

"What in the name of.." Rarity saw Twilights face, and froze in spot. She started shaking madly, not knowing what to do. Even though she tried as much as she could, she could not remain calm. She screamed as loudly as a roar of a Ursa Major, sure to shatter nearby shop stores glass, if they had any products that were made of them. "KILL IT, BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS!" She sprinted away back to her boutique, locking the door hiding from the hideous creature that rested up twilights nose.

"Twilight, lets go to Celestia and see if we can remove that.. thing.. and make so your smart again", Rainbow confidently stated.