Artificial Intelligence

Rainbow dash, Pinkie Pie and most importantly, Twilight Sparkle, rushed off to Canterlot quickly as possible to inform Celestia of what has been making her unintelligent. Because Pinkie couldn't fly, they decided to take the train. Twilight being the princess, got them three free tickets, including a whole carriage to themselves. This was probably for the best since Pinkie Pie would torture the living daylights out of everyone else on the train.

"Okay I got one! I spy with my little incy wincy eye, Something pink!" Pinkie Pies ways of entertaining herself sometimes just end up annoying everyone else, rainbow and twilight did not want to participate in this game.

"Is you it?" Twilight attempted to say whilst making sense.

Pinkie did not expect her to know the answer so quickly. "Wow your really good at this! How did you know it was my name?"

Rainbow dash sighed. "Because you said it was you the last three times. First, your mane. Second, your fur and now this time it was your name."

"Really?" Oh well, you have a turn choosing something. I am the master at this game, so beware, these skills will unleash upon you and your mother. Not that I have anything against your mother, she is a wonderful lady! She makes the best pancakes, by the way can you give me that recipe? I loved it so much!" Pinkie pie was getting excited over the thoughts of pancakes, and Rainbow Dash had to interrupt on her thoughts.

"Yeah okay. I spy with my little eye something green." She had thought of one that Pinkie Pie must not have guessed.

"I know! Its that piece of Crunchy Colt Gum on the Roof behind me! I have always hated that type of gum, gums not meant to have pieces which are crunchy. It just ruins the experience of chewing gum. Its not even chewy! I struggle to chew it, and gum is meant to be chewed through your gums."

"Let me guess, your pinkie senses told you that was the answer?" Rainbow Dash felt stupid that she forgot about that.

"Nope, I just saw it when we walked in, silly!" As the train gradually slowed down  to a stop, Pinkie got up and bounced out of the carriage.

"Shimmering sword, Celestia here not is or?" Shimmering's first thought was that the princess has been drinking multiple alcoholic beverages as she was so difficult to understand. She is not here at the moment.. She had an urgent call into the Crystal Empire, but her sister is still here."

"OK that's totally awesome, thanks. Now where is she we need her desperately unless you want a useless alicorn on your hooves." Rainbow did not want to waste time and get her friend fixed.

"She's in the throne room, and may I ask what is wrong with Twilight?" Shimmering was not generally one to ask questions.

"Nope. You have no permission to speak, but because you asked nicely, you can now leave us and guard a chicken." Rainbow didn't want her near as she as well hated that mare.

They all dashed down towards where Luna was at the moment. "Luna, Twilly here as got a bug up here nosey! We think it has killed her brain, its insane, and quite lame, her IQ has been drained, do you think the same?" Pinkie Pie's sentence was explained so quickly Luna struggled to comprehend it.

"Well, why don't you just pull it out?" Luna

"I was thinking of that, but wouldn't it like, damage her brain? Because it seems like its attached or something?" Rainbow dash was not so sure about just yanking it out of there, even though if it seemed like a fun idea.

"Actually, young mare, thats probably correct. Let me cast a spell to see if its safe to pull it out."  Luna projected a spell towards Twilights skull. It made so her head was temporarily see through, and could see all that lay inside her head. There was one large bug inside her nose and slightly sticking out, but not connecting to her skull. While doing this spell, the three of them noticed a cube-like thing resting on the side of her brain. As she took a closer look at what it was, it read 'Knowledge Booster 2000.'

"What.. why is that there?" Rainbow Dash seemed emotionless as she examined the box. "So, she IS a spy?" Rainbow assumed that meant that she was actually part a robot and send to spy on all her friends.

"No.. I think its a box that makes so she is smart, she must have had it implanted since she was an extremely young age to make her seem a lot more intelligent."

"Well, in that case.." Pinkie pie jumped forward, yanking out the bug from her nose. In doing so, blood poured out of twilights nose, as she yelped in pain. The three of them also noticed that she had not said a single word since she found out that thing was in her. "Twilly, you OK? So much blood, did I ever tell you your blood looks like tomato paste? It looks delicious, probably not the best thing to drink though even if I wanted to. Maybe I could give some to our fellow vampire, Fluttershy?" It was almost impossible for pinkie to stay serious.

"So.. I am robot or not?" Twilight appeared to be depressed about discovering this about herself, as she never had the slightest clue that lay within her.

"Your not a robot, you just have electronics placed within you." Luna was thinking of a way to make so that information that was probably damaged by the bug was back into the correct part of her brain. "I know how to make her smart again. The information which was from the box has oddly been transfered to the Hypothalamus, so ill just move it back into the Cerebrum with a spell i remember and hopefully that should cure it." Luna then stood back, highlighting her horn, focussing on Twilight. This process was difficult for the alicorn, as she never really had to use it and it required such focuss from both ponies. Whilst doing so, she got access to all of twilights thoughts and memories. Some quite disturbing, such as one Luna saw of her cutting off dead animal private parts for research.

After the process was done, Rainbow was the first person to speak up, anxiously. "So, Twilight, are you back to your usual uncool self? Being smart? Know it all? Please please please say you are."

"I.. What the happened to me, I had all these completely absurd visions of alternate universes and equations not scientifically proven by a pony? What, I don't seem to remember the past several days."

They all jumped onto her, having a large group hug. Their average Twilight Sparkle was back to normal, without anything strange left.

Luna although, is scared for the emotions that she had discovered within Twilight. Twilight loves her.

And that ends my first My little pony fan fiction! I hope you enjoyed it, I had fun writing it aswell. Please, upvote it if you have the time and any feed back would be greatly appreciated.

Thank you for taking the time to read it!