The worst possible scenario.

The entirety of Twilight's previous evening was spent doing nothing but wondering what the worst possible scenario could be. She'd thought of falling into a sick trap of somepony's deepest fantasy, or having even weirder fetishes thrown onto her and having little choice in the matter. She thought of what things ponies could be into, and what it may have been like to be into something so strange you could hardly tell a soul. Everything she thought of was stuff she reflected off Applejack. She thought of filth, pigs, and all things disgusting. She wasn't too experienced when it came to sexual corks and kinks, so she hardly knew that many possibilities, aside from what she'd been exposed to. Even that early morning, when she'd got herself out of bed and set herself up, she was too busy trying to shake the vile thoughts from her mind.

Come on, Twilight... Don't worry about it. Chances are, nothing like that will happen again... I hope.

That morning, the mare had gotten up especially early, in hopes she'd possible be able to meet somepony who wanted to hang out before the they had to work. By the time she'd gotten out there, there were only a few ponies who'd gotten to work for the day. Many of them were either just setting up their stand, or had only been there for a few minutes. Because of this, Twilight had plenty of room to simply stand off to the side, proudly holding the sign around her neck.

Alright. Here we are, in the middle of Ponyville, waiting for somepony to come up and talk to you. This should be fun... Just put on a smile and try to remain calm.

The alicorn, of course, went with her own advice and put on a grin. She took in a deep breath and tried to look as presentable as she could. She puffed out her chest, stood as tall as she could, and put a smile on her face that screamed confidence. She looked out onto the streets. There was noting but a few ponies walking about. Most of them she recognized, but none she knew too well. A few of them were familiar mares Twilight knew to work at a flower shop, a few were stallions she'd simple seen around, and the only other two ponies out aside from the businesses were a couple of foals with no parental guidance. It wasn't a particularly busy time, and the princess debated on whether or not she should simply go home and try again later.

Maybe it would be better to just go home and worry about this whole thing some other time. I mean, chances are you'll probably be out here a few hours before somepony even thinks about using my services. I was pretty stupid to think anything would actually be happening this early. I mean, Spike wasn't even awake when I got up and was getting ready! The mare started blushing as she realized the fact she may have made a mistake. Oh, man! What if Spike misses me, or he doesn't find the note I left him? What if he starts unpacking more stuff, and doesn't remember the way I categorize books? What if he completely messes up the order and neatness of my library, and I have to redo the entire thing all over again! What if he tries to cook and starts a fire? Oh, I knew I shouldn't have come out here! maybe I should just forget this whole thing, turn around, and-

It was then, Twilight's thoughts were completely cut off by the sound of a rather deep, masculine tone.

"Mornin', Princess," a young, light blue stallion greeted with a smirk. He was very clean young male. He had a shabby, dark blue mane and golden, glistening eyes. He was accompanied by a stallion of equal age, only he was a bit more calm looking. He had a soft-looking, caramel coat, pretty sky-blue eyes, and a swoopy, light brown mane that fell to either side of his face.

"Oh, uh... Good morning, gentlecolts!" Twilight greeted with an uncomfortably large smile. "How are you guys doing today?"

"Pretty good," he responded casually with a smile. The young mare was already picking up on his cocky tone, which made her extremely uncomfortable. "Just takin' a stroll." His golden eyes scanned the mare up and down, rereading her sign over and over. "What's up with you?"

"Oh, nothing, just uh... Working." She smiled at the two with little confidence in herself. She already started imagining getting herself into a sexual situation again, and the thought of it being with two stallions was extremely intimidating.

"Oh, yeah? And what exactly do you do?"

"Just... Just anything. But, uh.. It has to be with a donation."

"Anything, huh?" The more verbal of the two stallions glanced over at his friend. They exchanged a quick smile and nod to each other, before looking back at the princess. "Well, I'm sure we could find some sort of use for you. I left my bits at my house, though. Would ya mind comin' along?"

"Oh, of course not!"

The lavender mare quickly put on a smile. Her pink magic engulfed the sign around her neck and removed it from her torso. Like the previous day, she tucked the slab of cardboard under her right wing and held it there as she started walking. The light blue stallion didn't hesitate to start leading the way. His quiet friend followed behind, then the princess behind him. A million thoughts were running through Twilight's head at once.

Oh, dear Celestia, please let nothing get too sexual today. And I mean, if it does, just don't let it be anything as, uh... unique as yesterday. I'd really like to keep a clean coat this time around...

While the young mare behind the two stallions was freaking out in her mind, both of them were calm and not nervous in the least bit. They were, after all, clearly used to such things...

After a few minutes of silent trotting through Ponyville, the caramel-coated stallion started to back up, making himself closer to the lavender mare. She noticed, and tossed him a sincere smile. He smiled back, and blushed a bit.

"My name's Caramel," he introduced in a rather soft tone.

"I'm Twilight Sparkle! It's very nice to meet you!"

"Yeah, you too..." The young stallion blushed and looked away. "I, um... I'm really happy to get to spend the day with you, Princess."

"It's really no problem," the mare reassured him with a smile. "I mean, I enjoy getting to know new ponies."

"Hehe, yeah.." With dread building in his heart, Caramel glanced at his overly-confident friend. He didn't really want to do the same things with Twilight that he wanted to, but he was never one to say no. "So, um... How long have you been doing this?"

"I just started yesterday!" she replied, almost proudly.

"Oh, that's pretty cool."

"What do you do for work?" Twilight asked, surprisingly happy with the chit-chat.

"I... I don't do much. I just sort of pick-up odd and end jobs from time to time." He blushed. "I live with my roommate," he said, pointing his head towards the stallion in front.

"Oh," she started, hardly knowing what to say. "Well, do you enjoy it?"

Caramel paused for a moment. He wasn't too sure whether she was asking if he enjoyed living with a friend, or if he enjoyed his jobs. He decided to give a response that could answer both questions.

"It's not that bad." He forced a smile towards the mare, trying hard to seem genuine. "But I am trying to get a full-time job so I can move out and live on my own."

"Neat."

"Well, I mean... I guess..."

Twilight had to force herself from frowning at the questioning tone the pony spoke in. She hardly knew what it was like to struggle with a job. Her entire life, she'd been provided with a roof over her head and was given what money she needed by Celestia. She never actually considered how hard it must of bean to not be so fortunate.

"I mean, I hope you do have good luck and everything."

"Thanks."

It was then, the stallion leading the small trio slowed down. Both of the ponies noticed this, and looked away from each other. Before them was their destination; a tall, two-story home painted a light shade of yellow. It seemed relatively clean, and fit it with its neighboring buildings.

With a slight smirk on his face, the young stallion inserted his key into its designated hole and turned it. He pushed open his front door and enter his home. Caramel quietly entered after him, and then did Twilight. The inside of the house smelt strongly of vanilla, and the place seemed to be kept neat and tidy. The first place they'd entered was a good-sized living room. It had two recliners sitting on a large, purple carpet, and a cute coffee table in the center. The walls were painted the same color as the outside of the house, and the floors were made of wood.

"Well, here we are!" the blue stallion beamed proudly. He turned his head towards his shy friend and business buddy. "Why don't you make yourself at home while I go get some bits?"

"Sounds good to me!"

The young earth pony smiled at his guest a moment, before turning around and heading up the stairs. His image soon diminished, along with the dull thumping of his hooves against the wooden floorboards. Nothing but awkward silence was left with Caramel and Twilight. They both awkwardly shuffled their hooves into the wood and looked in opposite directions.

"So, uh..." Twilight started awkwardly. "What do you guys do around here? Or, like, what do you think we'll do together?"

It was then, Caramel's chubby cheeks turned a bright hue of scarlet. He looked at the mare with hints of regret lingering in his baby blue eyes.

"I-I really don't..." He frowned and looked away. Many times before had his roommate brought mares over for the soul purpose of fucking them. By the way he looked at him when he was first talking to Twilight, he could already tell what his intentions were. "I mean, I suppose I have a slight idea, but..."

At that point, the alicorn started to fear for the worse. She recognized the nervous tone, and the inability to even speak of what was about to happen. She did wonder if it were in fact something sexual, and if it were, if it would be as bad as yesterday. She did want too prepare herself for whatever awaited her, and if it were too extreme for her, she'd probably have time to run away before the absent stallion came back.

"It's okay," Twilight encouraged with a smile. "You can tell me. I'd rather know what's going to happen ahead of time than have everything thrown at me by surprise."

"Well, I-I think he might, uh... He might have you do somethin' kinda..." The earth pony paused and lowered the volume of his voice. "D-dirty."

The princess nodded at the confession. She remembered Applejack using the same word to describe sexual acts to her. With her fear finally confirmed, she decided to ask questions, just to get an idea of if it were as bad as what she'd previously been through.

"What kind of 'dirty' things?"

That question only made the shade of scarlet in Caramel's cheeks darken. He even started to sweat a bit, knowing the true nature of him and his good friend.

"I, umm... I d-don't really know," he lied in a shaky tone. The ends of his brown bangs were collecting sweat, and his eyes were shrinking out of pure nervousness. Although the mare could tell he was lying, she didn't want to pressure him into telling her something he didn't want. She decided that whatever could await her that day couldn't be as bad as the disgusting filth of yesterday.

"You don't have to tell me," the princess said in a soothing tone. "I mean, it's not that bad, right?"

"Well, I-I suppose... I mean, if you really want to know..."

It was at that moment Caramel trailed off. The distant sound of hooves thumping against wood made both ponies' ears stand up, and both fall silent. Neither wanted the cocky owner of the house to hear them discussing his plans. Fortunately for them, he came down with a bright smile, as if he'd been deaf to the whole conversation.

"Hello, Princess!" he greeted as he approached the duo. Before Twilight could respond, he quickly took the small sac of bits off his back and tossed them to his business partner. She caught the bag in her magic aurora and set them on a nearby table, making a mental reminder to pick them up as she left.

"So," the blue earth pony continued. "Before we actually, uh... get into anything, I'd just like to ask if you actually mean 'anything' like your sign promised."

Twilight, of course, blushed at the statement and tossed Caramel an awkward look.

"I do..."

"Well, I uh... I sort of had something planned. Some bedroom stuff. Are you willing to do that kind of stuff?"

"O-of course!"

The young stallion smiled at the mare with an almost devious smirk.

"I'm glad to hear that. Why don't you come with me and we can get things goin'?"

"Sure thing!"

Twilight wore her confidence like a masque, trying as hard as she could not to reveal the brewing emotions within her. Secretly, she didn't want to follow the young pony into his bedroom. She didn't crave the same sexual experience he did, and she certainly didn't want to do anything too taboo or extreme. As she started to walk towards the staircase, Twilight silently prayed to Celestia she wouldn't have to do anything too weird.

Suddenly, as the two ponies approached the base of the staircase, the light blue earth pony turned his neck around. In the back of the room, his best friend stood awkwardly, simply gazing as the two went off to the bedroom for a morning of fun. The young pony smiled at Caramel and gestured him to follow along.

"Wanna join us?"

"M-me?!" The golden-brown pony blushed heavily and looked at his friend. They both knew they shared the same fetish, the only problem was Caramel was far less eager to experiment with his. Many nights, he sat in the guest room, envying the delightful sounds coming from his roommate's bedroom. He always secretly wanted to have in on the fun, but never dared to ask.

"Of course you! Who else would I be talking to?"

"W-well, I... I don't know," the nervous pony paused, as heavy amounts of crimson invaded his face. "Noteworthy, I just don't think I'd be... comfortable with this."

"Oh, come on! It's not like you're going to get some any other way!"

"B-but, I... I don't know..." the blushing pony took a few steps back in an attempt to break away from the awkward situation. "I just don't... I..."

"It's no problem!" Twilight interrupted with a smile. "It doesn't really matter to me."

"See, Caramel! The princess of friendship didn't earn her position by being close-minded. You have nothing to worry about!"

The young stallion, although still shaken by the thought of having sex with such a beautiful mare, looked up at his friend. The nervous look in his eyes were filled with desire, which made the blue pony smile a bit.

"Well, you better come on if you're coming."

Noteworthy continued up the stairs with his date right behind him. After trotting up only a few steps, both ponies heard the faint sound of Caramel galloping to catch up. While the stallion was thrilled with his accomplishment, the young princess was a bit afraid to participate in something as crazy as a threesome. She'd heard nothing by tales about how awkward and unusual one could be. She was, however, grateful that day's deed would likely be more vanilla than the previous.

"Oh, and by the way, my name's Noteworthy," the stallion started, disturbing the silence. He tossed the mare grin. "Of course, I already know your name, Princess."

"Oh, uh, you can just call me Twilight." The mare awkwardly smiled at her costumer and giggled a bit. "It's, uh... very nice to meet you, Mister Noteworthy."

"I'm sure it is, Princess," he replied in a cocky tone. Even though Caramel secretly thought of it as rude to ignore royalty's request in such a manner, Twilight didn't really argue back, or even glare at him. She instead nervously laughed and didn't respond, having far more important things on her mind than the way somepony addressed her. With nothing more to say, the two ponies looked ahead and continued to trot.

After a short, mostly quiet walk up the pony's wooden staircase, the trio made it to the hallway. In the wooden, upstairs hallway, there were three doors; one on each side and one on the very end. Noteworthy didn't hesitate to lead them from the beginning of the staircase all the way to the end door. He twisted opened the doorknob and held it opened for his sexually-inexperienced roommate and royal date. Both entered the spacious room, and Twilight paused as she looked at her surroundings. There was a large, two-pony bed in the center of the room, laying on a blue rug. On the left side of the bed, there was a small nightstand with a photograph and lamp resting on it. To the left, there was a small closet guarded by a large, white door. The walls of this room were still wooden, but they were painted a dull hue of white decorated with family photos.

"Well, here we are," the stallion who owned the room announced proudly. "Get comfortable. We'll be here a while."

Twilight and Caramel didn't hesitate to obey Noteworthy. The jittery duo made their way over to the bed and sat down next to each other. As the master of the house took a moment to close his door, the two tossed each other a reassuring smile.

"Have you ever done anything like this before?" Twilight asked the young earth pony.

"N-not really. I mean, once, but it was so long ago. What about you?"

"Erm... Only once aside from yesterday," the mare answered, awkwardly twiddling her hooves.

"Oh, okay..." Caramel blushed and looked up towards Noteworthy, who was nearing the bed as they spoke.

"Move over," the stallion requested of his roommate. He complied with no questions, and Noteworthy took his place. Twilight awkwardly smiled at him, noticing the dreamy lust building in his golden eyes. The more inexperienced stallion watched from a distance, as his roommate dove in and gave the young mare a long, deep kiss on her lips. Her face lit up as she shut her eyes. She could already detect the sexual hunger boiling within the earth pony. His hooves hastily wrapped around her neck and pulled her in, making sure to taste every last part of her lips as he landed kiss after kiss on her mouth. Twilight nervously kissed back, hoping deep within she could keep up with his aggressive pace. Although she failed for the most part, the young pony still moaned a bit as he went in sloppy kiss after kiss. After only thirty seconds of hot, sloppy kissing, Noteworthy's penis started to harden, throbbing a bit as he continuously kissed the beautiful princess. Although he did believe himself to be hard, he discreetly slid one hoof away from the mare's neck, and reached down to his dick. It twitched in response to the touch, which reassured Noteworthy that he was definitely ready. The stallion eagerly broke away from the mare's mouth. Their eyes met. Noteworthy's were drowned in lust, while Twilight's only had mere flints of the powerful craving swimming in her iris.

"Now that's what I'm talkin' about..." he cooed dreamily as he gazed at the mare. She would have been gazing back, if it weren't for her eyes being distracted by his erect member below. It'd been years since she'd actually seen a stallion's cock up close. It'd been so long, she almost forgot what they looked like, and felt as though she was completely innocent to such phallic things. It was a much darker shade of blue than the stallion was. It was nearly nine inches in length, and overall thick with fat veins visible all around. Noteworthy, of course, noticed the mare admiring his impressive length.

"Like what ya see?" he asked seductively. Twilight hardly knew how to react, and simply nodded dumbly in response. Noteworthy chuckled and spread his legs a little wider, giving the princess a good view of his cock. "Why don't you give it a little lick?"

Twilight blushed at the idea of making her mouth connect to the penis. At least it wasn't as bad as the previous day. Besides, she did agree to do anything.

"O-okay..."

With a smile, the horny pony turned ninety degrees so his penis was pointed towards the wall. He signaled the mare to sit in front of him, and she complied. Slowly, she made her way from the edge of the bed down to the floor. She sat on her knees and placed herself inches away from the large dick. The steamy, deep breaths the princess was taking in teased the stallionhood, making it pulsate in anticipation. The mare's face lit up as she slowly stuck her tongue out. She hesitantly placed her tongue at the base of the cock, and slowly trailed it up the shaft. She could feel every bump, vein, and pulse, along with the unique flavor it possessed. Noteworthy let out a shudder as her cute tongue made its way up to the very head of his cock.

"Oh, sweet Celestia..."

The stallion's tongue lolled as the princess repeated the process, starting at the very base of his penis and making her way all the way to the tippy-top. From what the mare could tell, her partner was enjoying the treatment, so she continued. Over and over again, her little tongue would trail up the stallion's rock hard shaft. Each time, the stallion felt more and more teased by the sweet little love slug.

"Ah, that's good..." Noteworthy opened his fluttering, gold eyes to the fullest and glanced over at his friend, who'd been sitting at the end of the bed the whole time, simply watching in awe at his roommate's confidence. The moment their eyes met, the modest stallion blushed heavily and looked away. His legs firmly crossed, trying hard to conceal the boner he'd popped while watching the two start to get it on. The stallion having his dick gently licked chuckled at his friend's shyness.

"Come on, dude. There's no reason to be all shy. She won't bite..."

"I-I know, I j-just don't know what to do..."

Twilight's eyes glanced up at the two stallions, watching them talk to each other. While she was concerned for Caramel, she was also trying to fix her own personal problem. She'd been licking the penis for such a long time, she wasn't quite sure if it was still satisfactory to him. It was possible Noteworthy was so used to sex he was hardly affected by such little effort, but she still wasn't sure how he managed to keep a conversation in the middle of such a blissful experience.

"Come on, it's not that much work... Just come here."

Awkwardly, the earth pony shuffled over to his friend, still trying to keep his cock as hidden as possible. Noteworthy almost found his sexual awkwardness adorable, and blushed as he grew near him. When Caramel was within his reach, the stallion reached his right hoof out towards the young pony. His roommate leaned back in fear, but kept his body in one place. The blue pony smiled and took advantage of the opportunity, weaving his hoof through flimsy arms and gently touching the tip of the cock of his best friend. Caramel lit up in absolute shock and squeezed his legs together tightly.

"Don't be like that, dude. Just undo your legs and let it happen... I mean, if you don't get laid now, when do you think you'll ever get the chance to again?"

The young pony looked away in shame of being so inexperienced and virgin-like. He'd never actually been attracted to Noteworthy, and he didn't desire sex with him. However, the past couple months, he had been envious of the large amounts of sex his friend would have. Maybe, if something led to him getting a sweet taste of the beautiful mare's sex, all would be worth it in the end. After a brief moment of thought, Caramel finally unlocked the door to his erect member. Although it wasn't as big as Noteworthy's, his nearly black cock was still decently large and thick enough to please a pony. The cocky sex addict smiled at the glorious sight.

"Nice..." He gently wrapped his hoof around the bottom of his friend's cock and stroked skyward, sending a chill down Caramel's spine. The shy pony blushed and let out a steamy breath. The princess curiously watched as the two almost got intimate with one another. While the timid pony's face didn't show any signs of arousal, his throbbing boner disagreed. Noteworthy, however, expressed his mood with both his facial expressions and genitalia. It made Twilight wonder what was running through their minds. As she started to think of the possibilities, her licking slowed so her mind could concentrate on other things. She wondered not only what the two stallions were thinking, but also about her own situation. She thought about whether or not she'd enjoy what more would come of that day. She wondered how long she'd have to remain licking the stallion's lollipop. She even started to question if the stallions would talk about what happened, or if rumors might start buzzing around town about her prostituting herself. Twilight's heart nearly skipped a beat as she considered the possibility.

"Hey, your majesty!" Noteworthy inturrupted harshly. "Why don't ya pick up the pace? Maybe start suckin' a bit."

Twilight blushed after recognizing her poor performance. Hesitantly, the mare finished making her way up to the top of the shaft and awkwardly opened her mouth. She put her lips around the head of his dick. Noteworthy bit his bottom lip as he felt the warm moisture of the cave engulf the tip of his penis. When Twilight started sucking, he threw his head back at the heavenly sensation. The firm grip he had on his friend's cock tightened, which made Caramel even more uncomfortable with the situation. The only thing keeping his member erect was the thought of one day being in Noteworthy's wonderful position. Sure, being rubbed was pleasurable, but there was something much more he wanted from the sexy mare. He wanted her warm, wet mouth devouring his cock, as she was to his friend. He could hardly keep his eyes off the mare as her cheeks caved in around his friend's dick. He knew it must have been one of the most blissful things in the world, and the way his roommate bit his lip confirmed it.

Twilight had her eyes shut tightly as she sucked the rod. She used her tongue to explore the penis deeper. Her little taster twisted around every edge of the veiny dick. She felt out every little detail, and tried to get used to the sensation of sucking somepony off. Her mouth felt full and breathing was difficult, yet it hardly bothered her. Instead, she felt the need to experiment with such things. She felt as though she was learning. Her inner mind craved more research, and as her hunger grew she started sucking harder. The sudden increase in pressure made Noteworthy moan out in pleasure. At that point, he was only concentrated on his own personal desires. He hardly even dragged his hoof at that point, leaving Caramel less aroused than he had been.

The young princess continued to suck and suck. Time became meaningless, and she could feel the hard dick sliding further down her throat. She moaned in response, sending ticking vibrations up the long meat pole. Noteworthy grunted in pleasure. Twilight almost smiled at the thought of meeting his approval. This encouraged her to suck with all her might; squeezing her cheeks in around the throbbing cock. The stallion whimpered as she practically milked the meat stick of every ounce of pleasure she could. His balls tightened as he felt pressure starting to build up. With the mare sucking so generously hard, it was difficult to hold back the inevitable eruption. He grunted in frustration, and tried to hold back all he could to keep the session nice and long. Unfortunately, the mare's mouth was far stronger than the stallion's will. As his body relaxed, Noteworthy released.

It came so suddenly to the young mare. One moment, she'd been sucking on the hard stallionhood as if it were candy, the next, she felt a hot stream of a salty liquid explode from the stallion's urethra. At first, she thought he'd given into an orgasm. It wasn't until the cock slid out of her throat and into a shallower part of her mouth that she realized how thin, and absolutely strong-tasting the substance was. Her eyes widened when she realized the liquid was fresh urine.

Quickly, Twilight pulled her head away from the penis, not wanting to taste too much of the foul-tasting liquid. Unfortunately for her, some of the golden piss squirted onto her mane and face. For the stallion, it was simply a release. It wasn't nearly as powerful or pleasurable as an orgasm, but it was definitely soothing to empty his aching bladder into the mare's mouth. Caramel simply watched in complete shock as his friend carelessly peed into the mouth of his partner. Her face was a bright shade of red, and she seemed almost confused by his actions. Noteworthy simply chuckled at her puzzlement.

"Feel good?" he asked with a smile.

"Umm... Y-yeah, I guess. I wasn't exactly expecting that," the princess replied, wiping a few stray droplets of liquid gold from her face.

Noteworthy smirked and gently brushed through her bangs with his hoof.

"That's a good girl... Think you can take a bit more than piss down your throat?"

"Y-yeah..."

Although the tone in Twilight's voice made her seem unsure, the stallion still had a throbbing hard-on that was dying to be soothed. Although he wanted nothing more than to use the mare in every sick way that entered his head, he was still a bit worried about consent, even if he didn't show it. The main thing he wanted to avoid was another "rape" trial brought on by some damn mare who wanted him to ask before he so much as breathed in her direction.

"Well, I'm sure me and my little friend wouldn't mind stuffing your face with shit," he stated bluntly. Both Caramel and Twilight's face lit up in absolute shock at the statement. The hints of fear in the mare's eyes only made Noteworthy nervous, so he followed up his statement with, "Is that all right with you, your majesty?"

"I-I guess so, yeah," she replied with little hesitation.

Twilight watched as the young stallion simply smiled and said nothing else regarding the fact. He simply laid back, plopping on the mattress and spreading his legs wide opened. Twilight could clearly see his throbbing cock, along with his large, orb-like testicles drooping right above his anus. She blushed madly at the sight, almost finding it attractive to see a stallion of such confidence expose himself with so little concern. Caramel was blushing just as heavily as the princess, and had been rather soft since a while after his friend stopped pumping. Neither of the two sexually-shy ponies knew what the stallion laying on his back expected. Both just remained silent, waiting for further instruction.

"Come on, Sweetheart. Why don't you go ahead and give it a nice lick?"

Twilight blushed heavily and nodded with no words. She shuffled her way over to the stallion's backside and gazed at his butthole for a long moment. She'd hardly gotten the opportunity to look at Applejack's, but now that she'd seen one up close, she could imagine what it looked like. Noteworthy's looked soft and fleshy, but also wrinkly around the center. Twilight was hesitant to lean down and give the little hole a lick, but toughened up and did as she did yesterday; closed her eyes and press her little, pink tongue to the center of the asshole. Without all the mud and gunk this time around, she could clearly feel the soft texture and small details under her taste buds. The stallion above her released a hot, steamy breath as his poop chute was pleasured. He allowed his whole body to relax in the sensation. His hoof slowly traveled down to his erect cock and started stroking it, just to be sure it didn't shrink out of boredom. The mare gave his butt another lick, constantly piling one coat of saliva over another.

Oh, sweet Celestia, that's nice...

The mare licked the young stallion's perky butthole over and over again. It felt so clean to her in comparison to the other one. It felt delightfully odd to moisten, and the softer it got, the sweeter it tasted. For Noteworthy, the sandpaper-like tongue massaged every little nook and wrinkle of his tender ass. His dick started to throb at the sensation, and as his pleasure and relaxation increased, he started to push out the log of feces that had been nesting in his rectum since he'd left his house. As Twilight went in for another sweet taste of his plothole, she instantly felt it open to let out a silent, warm puff of air directly onto her tongue. The mare backed her head away, nearly choking on the vile fumes. She stuck her tongue back into her mouth and tried hard to scrape the nasty flavor off with her top row of teeth.

Ew... Oh, please, please don't let this actually be happening. Oh, if only I could remember that old spell Mom used to use to get me to take medicine... Twilight took in a deep breath as she looked at the slightly opened anus before her. She could almost see the pink tissue surrounding the cave. While nothing but darkness rested at the end. I'd give anything to numb my tongue right now...

Not wanting to displease the stallion before her, Twilight awkwardly neared her head closer to the slowly expanding butthole. She watched as it nearly doubled in size. Light sounds of crackling could be heard as the skin expanded and the shit approached the exit. The princess nearly flinched as she saw the fat log ooze from the stallion's pucker. It was brown and semi-soft, much like ice cream. Noteworthy's breathing became shallow as he pushed the hefty turd out. The princess, hardly knowing what to do, highly suspected that stallion wanted it in her mouth. Although she definitely wasn't ready to taste shit, she quickly closed her eyes and pressed her mouth against the few inches that had already come out until she reached his exit. The mare gagged on the absolutely disgusting flavor of the poop, but decided to keep it down anyway. With all her effort, the alicorn pressed her tongue to the top of her mouth, cutting off a section of the log. An inch or two slid down her throat. She had to force herself not to throw-up at the slimy sensation.

Keep it down, Twi... Just power through it. It'll be over soon enough...

Unfortunately for the mare, that hot lump of shit wasn't the first one to come. The disgusting feces kept piling up in Twilight's mouth. It became harder to breath, and much harder to swallow. Soon, inches of crap folded itself into the mare's mouth. She tried her hardest to chew, or swallow any bits she could, but the foul taste and piling of chunks and logs was far too much to handle. Fortunately for her, his sphincter finally closed for a moment, giving her a chance to digest what she had. She shuddered as she chewed the soft substance. Shit squished its way up into Twilight's gums as she chewed reluctantly. She was slowly taking down bits and bits of the butt-fudge with every clamp of her jaw. As she felt that she had gotten down most of the feces, the little asshole expanded again, only to let out an airy, smelly fart into her face. Twilight blushed, and tried hard to get rid of what was left in her mouth. She nearly succeeded with three large swallows. Even after the larger chunks of shit had slid down her throat, slimy residue and mushed up bits of poop still tainted her mouth. By the time she looked up, another load was already making its way out of the anus.

At that point, Noteworthy was in Heaven from the simple knowledge of what was happening. Hearing the mare's muffled whines as she chewed and swallowed her meal. The feeling of taking a shit wasn't too bad, either. He hardly had to touch his throbbing cock, he simply laid back and very lazily touched his penis. His roommate, on the other hoof, had been a bit more active with his own. As discretely as he could, he gently glided his hoof up his cock, as if everything before him was simply a live porno, and it would in no way be strange for him to jack off to it.

Twilight was worried about neither stallions at the moment, and was simply focused on the task ahead of her. As the foul fudge filled her mouth, she blushed heavily and tried hard to take down the massive lump. Thankfully, this time around, the one chunk in her mouth was instantly cut-off and became the only thing she had to worry about. She slowly chewed the recycled food and almost vomited as it slithered down her throat. The brown mush felt like nothing more than a smashed up banana, but tasted far worse than anything she'd ever had. The very thought of what she was doing made her shudder.

"Ah, man..." Noteworthy muttered as he sat up. "That was so nice..."

With a smile, the stallion looked down at his sentient bathroom. She blushed as she gazed up at him. There were poop stains on the sides of her mouth, and humiliation plastered on her face.

"Uh, princess, you got a little somethin'..." the stallion pointed to her lips. Twilight's cheeks turned crimson and she circled her tongue around her mouth, replacing the thin layer of poop with sticky saliva. "That's a good girl..."

The blue stallion lowered his hoof to behind the mare's ears and lovingly scratched it. She gazed at him with slight confusion, but did pass him a smile.

"I hope you're ready for the real good stuff, sweet pea."

Dumbly, the mare nodded and the stallion dismounted his bed. As he made his way behind the princess, Twilight met eyes with Caramel, who almost instantly froze up when he noticed. His decently long, rock hard member was throbbing, begging for attention as he let go. She tossed him a reassuring smile. He smiled back, but refused to touch his penis again. When Caramel saw the smirk on Noteworthy's face, however, he already knew it was too late to back down from any more pleasure.

"You know, if you want to get somethin' out of her you can. It's not like I invited you up here for no reason."

"I-I know I-I'm just... I just don't think she likes it is all."

"Of course she likes it," he argued with confidence. "If she didn't, she wouldn't be doing it..."

Twilight blushed at the statement and looked away. Caramel looked at her hidden face, then looked back at his friend.

"I-I just don't know if I'm ready..."

"Well, I think the princess certainly is..." Noteworthy smiled as he swept the mare's tail out of the way and placed his hooves on her hindquarters. He licked his lips when he saw her pussy. Her soft lips delicately caressed and guarded the beautiful flower. Twilight shivered as she felt the cool air blow against her genitals. "Besides, you know you want to. Plus, her majesty could probably take another load of shit."

The princess felt her stomach churn at the very thought of another dose of crap. Luckily for her, Caramel vigorously shook his head at the idea.

"N-no, I-I couldn't... I mean, I don't have to go or anything."

"Then give her a good swish of piss to wash down the taste."

To that, both ponies blushed and looked at each other. Both knew, of course, urine didn't taste half as bad as poop. It still wasn't something either were too comfortable with, but it seemed doable.

"I-I guess..." was all the colt could say. Even if he didn't seem enthusiastic about the whole thing, his penis twitched at the very thought of having it within an inch of the mare's mouth. The thought of let a hot stream of golden piss out into her throat was a whole different story.

As the stallion shyly approached the princess, the mare felt her rump being lifted up slightly. She quickly put her front hooves on the edge of the bed for balance, digging them into the covers as she lost control of her hind legs. The next thing she felt was more chilling than anything else that day; the warm tip of the stallion's cock brushing against her mare-folds. She gasped at the sensation, and felt even more nervous as Caramel's erect member approached her lips. His dick was dark and veiny, yet not as big as the previous penis. The young stallion simply gazed down with a pleading expression on his face as he got closer to her lips. The mare opened her mouth, inviting the stallionhood in. It was a bit hard to remain composed, considering the fact the pony behind her was continuously rubbing up and down her moistening slit.

"Just relax yourself, Sweetheart. I'll be gentle," Noteworthy encouraged in an almost fatherly tone.

Twilight was hesitant to obey the request. She did, however, cautiously let her rear end go limp. As she felt the very tip of Noteworthy's cock gently push into her vagina, she tensed up. Her young pussy spread and expanded, letting the stallionhood in. The mare struggled to keep her balance, let alone her mouth opened for the sexual shy stallion before her. When his cock finally did touch the entrance of her mouth, Caramel gasped at the warmth of her breath and drew back for a moment. He reentered with caution and Twilight helped him along, leaning her mouth forward and already starting to suck on the tip. Her soft tongue swirled around his urethra, getting a feel for the new specimen. The golden pony had to avert his eyes towards the ceiling to make it less awkward.

On Noteworthy's side of things, he was being consumed by pure bliss. His sweet rod felt every last detail of the mare's warm, moist cave. The inside of her royal cunt was rigid, yet so much tighter than other mares he'd been with. It felt like it was hugging his penis with all the lust in the world. He moaned a bit as he first entered the vagina. When he pulled his cock out into the open, her warm fluids glistened off his rod and made the cool air tickle him. He quickly found a good rhythm in the process of pulling in and out a few more times. Being driven by lust made it hard for the poor pony to slow down. With every thrust, he'd either speed up or remain steady, which was satisfying to the princess.

With each push and pull from horny stallion fucking her, Twilight went further down on Caramel's dick, causing him to gasp. He could already feel his balls tightening from being so inexperienced and sexually weak. The warm, wet, silky blanket of the alicorn's tongue was something far hotter than anything his hoof could do. The thought that he had a bladder waiting to be emptied made it even more erotic. He could feel the warm piss impatiently waiting to shoot through his urethra. He tried to hold it back, but the delicate vacuum of the mare's mouth made it increasingly difficult.

Twilight seemed to be taking the whole ordeal pretty well. Even with the thick hunk of stallion meat being pulled in and out of her pussy, the second time taking a cock in her mouth was far easier. And since Caramel wasn't as demanding or large, it was easier to swirl her little tongue around it. Sucking it was simple, which she almost enjoyed. Especially with the stimulation come from behind her. The large, hard cock of Noteworthy continuously pumped in and out of her, each time sending a chill down her spine and a rush of pleasure through her clit. Her sucking became more intense as she realized how easy the task really was. The fact she was actually starting to feel a bit horny didn't help, either.

"Oh my gosh..." Caramel gasped eagerly as his head went back in pleasure.

Noteworthy smiled to see his friend enjoying himself, but was a bit too busy trying to achieve his own orgasm to be worried about it. He started increasing the speed of his trusts, enjoying each and every moment he spent in the mare's hot vagina. He would push in and out over and over again. Her tight pussy felt as though it was trying to suck the cum from his penis. After dropping a load of shit and piss in the mare's dick-filled mouth, nothing could have satisfied him more than the sweet feeling of having his cock engulfed in the warm walls of pussy. His tongue fell out of his mouth, and his thrusting became faster and far easier as the cunt grew wetter. He could feel his orgasm approaching at a very fast rate.

Caramel felt the need to bust a nut just as much as his friend did. Both his bladder and testicles were aching for release. One, however, was far easier to let go than the other. For the longest time, he'd been trying hard not to concentrate on the mare beneath him. He didn't want to disgust her, but at the same time, he wanted to see piss fill her mouth until she could hardly take it. As his penis was practically being milked, he felt it very hard not to give in to the urge. When he finally decided it'd be best to simply let his piss out, he closed his eyes and pretended the princess wasn't there.

Come on, Caramel. If Noteworthy can do it, so can you! Just relax, and let it out.

The young pony relaxed his body and bladder. With a long, quiet breath, he finally released his stream of urine. The fresh piss rocketed up his dick-hole and shot into the mouth of Twilight. She wasn't expecting the salty treat at first. Her purple eyes widened, and she drank it down as quickly as she could, gulping the warm liquid down her throat. She could almost feel the hot pee warm her belly. Caramel heard her gulping it down, which was something extremely hot to him. He blushed heavily, and felt a strong orgasm come over him from the sensation. Right after the piss, a hot stream of sticky cum flew out into the mare's mouth. The thick coating got all over her teeth and tongue. She'd barely managed to drink down all of her recycled beverage before her throat was coated with desert. Being resourceful, Twilight used the remaining piss to swish it around in her mouth, and make the baby batter easier to get down. The stallion's shaft grew soft after the release, and he laid back in the bed from the overwhelming shock of absolute bliss.

After Caramel's release, Twilight felt happy to have to focus on nothing but getting roughly bucked by the earth pony. She let out a sigh as she allowed herself to collapse on to the floor, pushing her plot up against Noteworthy's cock. He smiled and rammed his hard dick in over and over again with all his strength. Twilight could feel his cock pulsating inside her vagina. That was something that already felt fantastic, but after positioning herself differently, her tingling g-spot felt a lot better under his thrusts. With her face buried in the floor, she bit the ends of her purple mane, trying not to make too much noise. The pony fucking her wasn't afraid to let sounds out, though. He moaned as he pumped his penis in and out of her. The pleasure had been building up since he first started, and at that point, his body could hardly take the intense feeling. His hard stallionhood shivered as his testicles tightened, and he quickly realized what was about to happen.

Oh, shit!

As quickly as he could, the young pony pulled his cock out of the throbbing pussy. White, sticky sap shot out of his penis and onto the mare's beautiful butt. The stallion cream rained all over her tail and hindquarters, leaving her flanks dripping in cum. The princess was panting heavily. She was actually left rather disappointed. That time around, she'd been so close to cumming, it was painful. Her cunt was still itching with desire, and the thought of not getting actually made her a bit upset. As she lied there on the floor, sweating with a mouth full of cum, piss, and poop and her cum-stained ass in the air, she realized something that hadn't struck her until she was in the situation.

All day, she'd been worried about ending up in the worst possible scenario. She panicked over being picked up by some weirdo, and being forced into something she didn't want to do. Although it seemed as though that was what had happened at first, the most painful thing was not being able to release as she craved to do. For her, maybe the next day she wouldn't end up in such a bad situation. Maybe she could get a good dick in her and finally release the way she really wanted to. She could experience a heavenly, genuine orgasm. Maybe the next day, she wouldn't end up in the worst possible scenario.

Author's Note

Personally, this is the first time I ever wrote for scat, watersports, or a threesome. It probably wasn't too great because of those factors, but I hope it turned out good. Thanks for reading!