I AM CAPTAIN TIVON ARNOLD OF THE INTERGALACTIC HOUSE OF PANCAKES ORDERING YOU TO SEND ME HOME!
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"Yes Spike?"
"Do you mind explaining to me exactly why you gathered the princesses, Cadence, Shining Armour, and your friends to show off a spell?" Spike asked as the aforementioned ponies gathered around in the room that held the mirror to the human world
"It's no ordinary spell Spike, it's a spell by Starswirll the Bearded that's said to teleport things from different dimensions." Twilight stated
"I remember that spell all too well." Celestia said with a giggle, "Last time he used it we had to fend of a crab like creature that had the tendency to latch onto somepony's head and turn them into a zombie like monster."
"Sounded awesome." Rainbow said
"Well I can assure you Rainbow it was rather quiet fun." Celestia said
"Now I've studied it and from the looks of things this shouldn't be a problem." Twilight stated, "Alright here goes nothing."
With a charge of her horn Twilight started some kind of chant.
"Makansep-ugh...Makakasepapa... Mekasappa... Oh the hell with it! Special Summon Spell!" Twilight shouted
All of a sudden Twilight's horn shot out a bolt of electricity.
"Is that how the spell go-OH GOD!" Shining shouted as he jumped out of the way of the beam which bounced around until it went through the portal with a voice being heard from the portal itself
"Riiicolaaaaa-AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" went Human Flash Sentry
"Oops!" Twilight said in fear
Meanwhile in the human world.
"Yeah can I get a double cheeseburger with a chocolate milkshake?" A human said to the McDonalds cashier
"Sure." the cashier said, "That'll be ten bucks."
The human then pulled out his wallet and handed the girl a ten and them placed his wallet back into his pocket.
"Hey Aria, one double-"
"I heard it Sonata!" shouted a fry cook
However the stray bolt from earlier flew in and started going all over the place.
"AH! WHO ORDERED THE LIGHTNING BOLT?!" A human cosplaying as Vegeta shouted
"NOT ME!" shouted someone cosplaying as Thor
"WHAT'S WITH ALL THE DAMN COSPLAYERS?!" someone shouted
"COMIC CON IS IN TOWN YOU IDIOT!" Someone else shouted
"Eh I've seen worse shit." the janitor said as he continued to mop the floor
"You and me both." the human in front of the register stated
All of a sudden said human got zapped by the lightning.
"OH GOD NOW I KNOW HOW FREEMAN FEELS!" the guy shouted before teleporting away
Meanwhile with the ponies.
"That can't be good." Twilight said with fear and wide eyes, "Who knows what unlucky victim could end up zapped by that bolt."
"And from the sound of things scared someone at the other end of the mirror." Rarity added
Meanwhile with Human Flash.
Human Flash Sentry was on the pavement looking up at the sky as he looked like he fell through a chimney. One by one a few students gathered around him.
"Yo Flash Sentry." said one with a red mohawk, "Ya alright?"
"Curse you TeamFourStar." Flash said as his hair steamed
And now back to Battlestar Galactica , I mean ponies!
"I just hope the spell finds something soon." Twilight stated
All of a sudden the room lit up a blinding light which made everyone shield their eyes. The light had stayed for at least five minutes and then stopped. The group then uncovered their eyes to see a pony in the room along with a peculiar beat playing. But it looked odd. It had on some kind of weird grey and orange armor that covered all of his body except for his head, his fur coat looked to be that of a cyan, his mane was all messy and black, he also appeared to be wearing glasses , and he was also a unicorn.
"A pony?" Twilight said in confusion
"Maybe it turned into one when it got teleported here." Celestia stated
"That does seem like a possibility." Twilight said
"Hey, check out his cutie mark." Rainbow stated
Thje group then noticed his cutie mark which was extremely odd to them. It looked to be some kind of orange A within and orange circle, for us humans it would be the Half-Life logo, the only way they could tell though was because his flank was covered in the grey of the armor.
"What the hay does that represent?" Rainbow said
"I don't know Rainbow, I've never seen any type of cutie mark like it." Twilight said
"Neither have I." Celestia added
All of a sudden the suit gave off some kind of weird noise.
"Welcome to the H.E.V Mark IV Protective System, for use in Hazardous Environment Conditions...High impact reactive armor activated...Atmospheric containment sensors engaged...Vital sign monitoring activated...Automatic medical systems engaged...Defensive weapon selection system activated...Ammunition level monitoring activated...Communications interface online...Have a very safe day!"
"Did that armor just talk?!" Rarity stated
"Wait, it just said it was a hazardous environment suit?!" Twilight said, "That does NOT look like a hazardous environment suit!"
"Ugh, I gotta lay off of Dragon Ball Z for a while." groaned the pony in the suit
"He's awake!" Shining stated
The pony then got up shaking his head a little before looking around him and then stopping.
"Okay either someone somehow gave me pot while I asleep, or this is real." he said, "Either way, jackpot."
"Is it just me or does he sound like a child." Shining whispered to Cadence
"He does." Cadence whispered back
"I can hear you ya know." the pony said, "And it's not my fault that I'm a fifteen year old who sounds like a child, I blame puberty, and the metric system."
"That's quiet dandy and all sir, but do you mind telling us your name?" Rarity asked
"My name?" the pony said, "The name's Tivon Arnold. Spelled T, I, V, O, N, but pronounced as Tiven."
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