The blonde furred pegasus Fluttershy was having a very lovely day prancing about the local meadow with her little bunny friend Angel. At first, it started with chasing him down to give him a bath, but as the chase went on she couldn’t help but feel a certain unusual joy at the thrill of her pursuit, and eventually gave up on it altogether.

Then DMX turned up and saw Fluttershy and was like “Damn, this chick is hot!” And so he went up to the general field where she was skipping about. Fluttershy took quick notice of DMX and stopped in her tracks near her dear friend.

“Oh, hello Rarity. Today’s a good day, isn’t it?” Fluttershy said, in the usual calm voice that hardly fit with her rambunctious behavior earlier.

“Yeah, I feel ya girl. I gotta say, you lookin’ fine yourself, girl!” DMX said, waving a hoof towards Fluttershy.

She was flustered at this, as it’s not often that she gets compliments from her more fashion savvy friend. “Oh, thank you. Although I’m sure I’m a mess, I’ve just been playing with Angel all morning.”

“Angel? Girl, you can have a lot more fun with me instead of having that piece of trash bringin’ you down.”

As with all her animal friends, Fluttershy was quite defensive of Angel Bunny. “Well, I don’t know. Angel and I have been together for a long time and he is really wonderful once you get to know him.”

“I ain’t trying to deceive you girl, I’m speakin’ the truth. You gotta lose that nigga, you heard?”

While she would never consider the implications of what Rarity meant by this, the seductive tones of the master romancer DMX were oddly compelling and she began to succumb to the terrible feels.

“Oh, Rarity, I’m sorry, I’m,” She took a look into the eyes of her friend and felt herself getting seduced towards DMX’s intentions. His powers were cut short, though, when she shunned his gaze and looked away. “I’m sorry, I need to go!” And took a running start before flying off back to her cottage to contemplate these unresolved feelings.

“Man, bitches be nuts.” DMX said, declaring the most obvious and universal truth of all.

DMX was about to walk away before he came up on a little white bunny looking at him with a look of contempt and tapping its foot on the ground.

“Wait a sec, you Angel?”

The bunny replied by intensifying its stare.

DMX recalled a terrifying memory from his time on the Japanese poison gas island known as Usagi Island which roughly translates to ~~Poison Gas~~ Bunny Island. There, he was totally jumped by a thousand bunnies.

“A’ight nigga, chill, chill, I ain’t gonna move in on your girl, you can have the bitch.” And so DMX totally wussed out and walked away.

Author's Note

I hope I'm not the first one to ship Fluttershy with professional rapper DMX.