In this humble tale, DMX wakes up to find that he has become Rarity, a horse from MLP. He then continues his life as he normally would, hating everything while in the land of Ponyville and interacting with its various denizens.

Warning, strong and weak language to ensue. Also if you're offended by entire apartment buildings composed of pit-bulls, you should also stay away.

For those of you curious what possessed me to create this, it is only because I searched "DMX" on this site and found absolutely nothing, so I think I may be the first person to have made a DMX central story here.