"Uhhhhh" said Barack Obama while doing an important speech about Isis.

"Uhhhhh" he said again.

"Barck Obama" he said.

"Uhhhhh" he said.

"We are in a financial crisis." he said.

"Uhhhhh" he said.

"I want your money" he said it.

He pointed to a black man who was in the crowd.

"Hey nigga, I want your money." he said.

"Uhhhhh" he said.

"I'm allowed to say nigga, right?" he asked one of his C.I.A staff.

The C.I.A staff member nodded.

"Now that I have 1 million black man dollars, I will spend it all on My Little Pony toys." he said.

"Maybe even a Rainbow Dash blow up doll." he said, looking down to find a large boner.

"Oh my fucking-" he said.

"Uhhhhh" he said.

"God, I got tickets to Equestria, the real Equestria!" he said.

"The scientists made a portal to Equestria, and I won tickets!" he said.

"Uhhhhh" he said.

"Mr. President, it may not-" the scientist tried to say but was interrupted.

"Shut up nigga, I'm going to Equestria! he said.

"Uhhhhhh" he said as he was teleported.

Author's Note

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