An Adventure in Gay

A pale green stallion stood in his bathroom, getting ready to go out for the night. He curiously stared down a small white box in his hoof labeled Stay-At-Home Enema. With little confidence, he opened the box and poured the contents before him, shuffling them around a bit and looking back and forth between them and the instructions.

"So I just take this and... oh, um. This is kinda-.. ahhhh mahgahd~"