Taco Tuesday

"So..." Pinkie began. "How are you?"

"Fine. Fine." Discord replied.

"I'm good." Sonata said.

"Shouldn't everyone be screaming seeing you?" She asked Discord.

"Nah. I've been here before."

"...This is really boring."

"You're telling me." Sonata said.

"No, I'm telling both of you." Pinkie said.

"Hey, didn't you pinkie promise not to hunt the Taconomicon?" Sonata asked.

"That was this me. I'm the other me."

"Ohh."

"...So who's the Taco Guardian?" Discord asked.

"Granny Smith." Pinkie whispered. Everyone shuddered. The line took a step forwards.

"FINALLY! I mean, it takes 5 minutes for the line to take a step!" Discord growled.

"That's because the Taconomicon is so awe-inspiring you cant just stop looking at it." Pinkie replied.

"..Could this even be considered a story?" Sonata asked. We all shook our heads.

"Equis Ferus Callabus is just REALLY bored." Pinkie said.

Yes. Yes I am.

"And out of idea's!" Discord continued.

Now now now..

"And friendless!" Sonata finished.

OH FUCK YOU! YOU KNOW WHAT!?

Granny Smith growled. She grew horns and suddenly became Tirek. She walked over to Discord.

"DISCORD! YOU WILL NOT GET THE TACONOMICON! AS LONG AS I GUARD IT!"

"THIS ISN'T EVEN A-"

Creaaaak

"The fuck?" Pinkie asked.

"That would be the fourth wall breaking. We're putting it under too much strain! ABORT! ABORT!" Discord replied.

"Abortion! The fuck!?" Sonata asked.

"NO! I MEAN-" Discord exploded.

"WE'RE SORRY OH MERCIFUL GOD!" Pinkie screamed.

NO! FUCK YOU GUYS! AND FUCK THIS STORY! I MEAN IM JUST TYPING SOME FUCKING LETTERS NOW!

Discord reformed and grabbed the Taconomicon. Pinkie Pie bitchslapped him and ate him, then ate Sonata.

Pinkie looked through the fourth wall, destroying it with the might of the Taconomicon.

I AM GOD! NOT EVEN YOUR PATHETHIC TACO POWER CAN DEFEAT ME!

"BUT IT CAN!"

"DISCORD, WHO REPRESENTS THE ELEMENT OF: CHAOS!" Discord reformed and had the Chaos Element of Taco on his neck.

"SONATA, WHO REPRESENTS THE ELEMENT OF: AUTOTUNE!" Sonata reformed and had the Autotune element of Taco on her neck.

"AND I REPRESENT THE THIRD ELEMENT...THE ELEMENT OF...TACO!"

Their beams fused and punched me in the face, making me cry like a little bitch. Then I guess I was reformed and returned everything to normal? Is that what you want?

"YES!"

Fuck. But it was s-

"NO!"

...Fuck you guys.

"ONLY TWILIGHT CA-" Discord said. Everyone looked at him.

"TWILIGHT IS MINE!" Pinkie slapped him.

With the elements of Taco broken up, nothing could stop the mad keyboard-wielding author.

"SONNNN!?" The beast called. I shivered.

"MOM! I'M WRITING A STORY!"

"GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE!"

"FINE!"

I waved my hand, and typed on my keyboard that everything returned to normal. Then Pinkie and Discord learned to share, and has a threesome with Twilight.

The end.