Taco Tuesday

"..What the fuck. Did I just fucking see." Princessble Celestia asked her sister.

"I think you saw a threesome...and a really bored god trying to get over his writers block." Vice Princessble Luna replied.

"...Was this even edited?"

"No. Not in the slightest."

"...Should we watch Discord and Pinkie bang Twilight?"

"Yeah. I'll get the camera."

And thus, the writers block was destroyed.

"HEY!" Discord screamed.

Oh..Yeah. I forgot. Heh. I made Pinkie eat you, didn't I?

"YEAH! THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT!?"

Well...you see... In the prologue, I had a Cupcakes reference...and then I decided: WHY THE FUCK NOT, LETS HAVE PINKIE EAT DISCORD!

"IT HURT!"

You can't feel anything. Your just some writing.

"That's mean."

My point still stands. You dont have feelings.

"...YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS!"

FUCK YOU!

"F-" Discord exploded.