Taco Tuesday

Pinkie Pie and Discord magically teleported to Twilight's Castle.

"Pinkie! Discord! Where have you been? You've been missing for-" Twilight began.

"SHUT UP AND GET BACK TO SEX!" They screamed. Twilight tilted her head and they were suddenly in a bed.

Twilight opened her legs, which revealed her Tacohood. Then Di-

"WOAH WOAH WOAH, SLOW THE FUCK DOWN!"

What?

"YOUR SERIOUSLY MAKING US HAVE A THREESOME!?"

Yeah...? What about it?

"THATS FUCKED UP DUDE! DO YOU SERIOUSLY-"

SHUT UP AND GET BACK TO TACO.

"NO! FUCK YOU! I DONT WANT TO TAKE PART IN THIS STORY ANYMORE!"

You mean, you don't want to Taco part in this story anymore.

"That was painful."

Fuck you, that was funny.

"No."

I WILL MAKE PINKIE PIE- Wait. While this has been going on, you've been fucking her, haven't you.

"Maybe?"

OH GOD DAMMNIT! NOW WHAT ARE MY READERS SUPPOSED TO CLOP OFF TO!?

"How about YOU fucking Twilight?"

NO! THAT'S JUST CREEPY!

Discord peeled off his skin, only to reveal that he was infact DISCORD, ELEMENT OF CHAOS! He put on his Element of Taco, and Sonata Dusk peeled off her skin, only to reveal that she was PINKIE PIE! Taco element of Taco!

Pinkie Pie peeled off her skin, revealing she was Pinkie Pie!

"Wait, how are there two of us?" Pinkie asked Pinkie.

Pinkie Pie #2 peeled off her skin, only to reveal she was actually Sonata Dusk!

"Uh sorry. Skin coat error."

"Oh."

"FUCKING HELL THATS CREEPY!"

The elements of taco became a...taco laser or something? I don't know, leave me alone.

I guess I became reformed (again) or some shit.

"SONNNN! IT'S BEDTIME!" I shuddered as she asked me to slumber.

MOM! I'M WRITING SOMETHING!

"OK HONEY, FIVE MORE MINUTES!"

With the beast having freed me from the curse of reformation, I began to fight against the Laser of Taco. I overwhelmed it, leaving me free to write another chapter.

"OH GOD NO! NOT ANOTHER CHAPTER OF HELL!"

Fuck yes.

Next time..

The elements of taco have been destroyed. Now, they need a the new elements of taco. Discord says he can remake them, but he needs something never found before...

Human semen.