The Element of Honor!

Once I fell asleep I found myself in a dark room with only a table. The table looked like a tactical table from war movies. There was also two oddities in the room. One was a red pegasus that looked similar to Rainbow Dash, she had her hair spiked and was yellow with a streak of orange.She also had a cutie mark that was a jet with blue flamed behind, I guess that meant speed. She sure looked a hell of a lot faster than Rainbow Dash and looked very aerodynamic.

The other one was a human with Pink skin, she had a hair colour like Fluttershy's and she was wearing a nurse outfit that showed off her cleavage very well. She walked around the table and leant over leaving her also pink panties in view. She seemed to be arguing with the red pegasus. I stared for another minute before doing anything.

I stood up and rubbed my head. "Where are we?" I asked the two females, I didn't even spare a second thought to the human there. In fact it was good seeing a human because I think I was almost ready to adapt already.

The two entities seemed shocked for a second before the red pegasus finally reacted. "Hey he's finally awake, well asleep." I noticed that voice.

"Well." The other one said. "How's Pinkie?"

I noticed that voice it was the one thinking them lewd thoughts. I wasn't going to press it yet but I also wasn't going to forget it. "Who are you two? And where are we?"

The red pegasus was about to answer but she was cut off by the slutty nurse. "Were in you sex dungeon!" She responded like it was nothing. You could tell she was immature and she just looked about 19 years old. She well sized bust's that hypnotised you when you looked at them, which I accidently did.

The red pegasus walked over to me and moved my head the opposite way to stop my transe. "Yeah, don't look at them." She advised. I almost looked again but I resisted the urge. "Well for your questions." I took my eyes away from the breasts by looking in the pegasus' orange eyes. "I'm Iris!" She held out her hoof, which I shook reluctantly. My mind was asking one question 'How was I feeling things here?' A question I couldn't answer. She pointed a hoof at the slutty nurse, I almost followed her hoof before I reminded myself not to. "She's Lust!" Lust how unoriginal.

I was starting to get an idea what this was so I further investigated my theory. "So then where are we? And why have I been hearing you to when I'm awake?" I asked. I knew exactly what this was but I had to be sure.

They seemed shocked at how fast I asked those questions. Lust was not moving on what she said so she repeated it. "It's your sex dungeon!"

"Lust!" Iris shouted before answering the real answer. "This is inside the Element." She said. Well I was close enough by thinking I was inside my head. "Any we talk to you through your mind because you've opened up those feelings while we've been here. There are others but they are not recognised yet, so the more you open up the more you get of us." I was about to elaborate but Iris cut me off. "Yes we are what you opened up now. So you got me because you are arrogant." Wow! What a boner killer.

"So why are you so smart?" I asked because she seemed to know more than Lust on this. I could tell because of Lust's face was one of confusion

"Oh I get the brains because thats one thing you're proud of, being intelligent." Okay that did make sense since I was almost the top of my class with a top A just bordering A+.

"So how'd I get Lust." I asked. Then I realised what I asked and stopped them elaborating. "No forget that." I looked at Lust then quickly reverted my gaze to her face. "So it wasn't you who made me perv on Pinkie?" I asked hoping for a certain answer.

An answer that I got the opposite of. "Nope but she does have a nice flank even to human standards." Which I had to agree with.

One thing caught me in shock, well two things. The first was that Iris agreed with us and the other was why they were girls. I asked about the first point first. "So, why do you agree with that?"

"Well because you are proud of your heightened libido and stamina so that make me a perv too." That made too much sense. When the fuck did I start realising this shit.

"So why are you girls?"

And who would have guessed it Lust was more knowledgeable on this topic. "Well because deep down you have always wanted to try being a girls for a day."She gave a dirty little wink at the end of that sentence, obviously meaning that. Fair enough.

Iris stepped in when I was about to carry on asking questions. "You have repressed your feelings since getting here. The more you open up the more of us you can get and the more situations we can help you handle." So they were like advice givers and help keep me emotionally in check, alright. "You've been here enough for one day and you just about to stop at Canterlot now so, have a nice day."

She was about to force me back into the real world but I had one more question. "Wait, so how long have I been here?"

"5 hours." Shit, time goes fast here. "We can speed up and slow time, but thats for next time you're here." Iris said before I felt as if I was drenched by water.

I awoke perfectly dry. Albeit a bit of saliva but dry for the most part. Although the sudden sit up startled the two ponies. Pinkie Pie was still leaning on me when I woke up. "We're almost at Canterlot." I said getting ready to get off.

"Not we're not!" Rainbow Dash said as she looked out of the window. That was the moment when Canterlot came into her view. "Oh yeah, we are." She corrected herself. She turned her sights to me. "How did you know that? You was asleep." I just realised I almost give them a clue that something told me it. I just shrugged, which she actually took as an answer.

When we arrived at the station I tried to get up but I was blocked by the pink pony leaning on me. "Pinkie we gotta go now." I said indicating for her to get off me.

She give the most smug look I ever seen her with and said. "Carry me!" She did this with cute attitude and I would of d'awwwed if this wasn't directed at me. I was about to reject her request when she started pouting.

I looked at Dash giving her an accusing glare. She just shrugged, so it wasn't her. So why was Pinkie suddenly acting like this. I looked down and saw Pinkie still pouting, honestly it was cute and I couldn't say no. I sighed before accepting. "Okay." I looked at her as she got off. "How do we do this?" I asked.

Pinkie ended making me lost for words again and made Dash blush and run out of the carriage because of what she said. "Princess style." Okay what confused me is how she knew what that was, it was from my world and their bodies were not made for it.

I wasn't about to carry Pinkie princess style in Canterlot because I didn't want anyone to think that although I would have liked it to happen but I was in fact not infatuated with the pink earth pony. "Piggyback." I negotiated.

She thought for a second and then accepted my gracious offer. She jumped on my back and wrapped her hind legs around me her forelegs wrapped over my shoulders. Once she was on my back she was giggling like a madman. She really reminded me off a little girl hooked on coca cola. I walked out of the train getting glares off everyone I passed. "So where to now?" I asked, I really wanted to go and get some delicacies and make myself weigh more than a train. I was craving sugar.

"First let's go to the castle and tell the rest that we're going out." Rainbow Dash instructed with the blush she had before hadn't died down yet.

"Oh are we now?" I asked skeptically. I was definitely going away from the castle, but I couldn't care less about them going. I hadn't told them about it either.

"Oh c'mon I came with you on the train, the least you can do is hang about with me for one day." She pleaded. She was not going to take lightly on this.

I didn't really want her to come with me because I was planning on getting clothes tailored for me today and she would be moaning all the way through. "Well I'm getting clothes made today so, do you still wanna come?" I tried to put her off it by clothes.

"Oh then you need my help." She told me. "I'll help design them, make them look awesome." I was giving her a skeptical look. "C'mon the only human on this planet has to look awesome." She tried to bargaining.

I was about to decline but I felt Pinkie start rubbing, that bitch. That was probably my biggest weakness women. Lust definitely not helping she was egging the thought on with some graphic images. "Okay, okay!" I said buckling under the pressure of my thoughts and Pinkie's rubbing and agreed. "Hey Pinkie I'm gonna go with Rainbow today, so will ya go an' tell the girls we won't be back for a while?" I asked to save us a trip.

"Well okay then!" She sounded disappointed but chirpy at the same time. I felt a tiny bit guilty but I had things to do. As she walked away instead of bouncing, she waved her rump back and forth seductively. Me and Rainbow Dash both were put in a trance by this.

I turned around to hear Dash whistling. "Now I'd understand why you like it so much, I'd tap that." She changed her language to chav.

"She fucking knows!" I replied in a hushed whisper.

Rainbow Dash just shrugged. "Well I didn't tell her."

"Well somehow she found out so, who was it?" I asked, I was getting pissed off she couldn't admit it.

"It wasn't me!" She said we both were drawing attention from the crowd.

'Trust her! She's not lying!' Iris told me in a irritated tone.

"Okay. Let's just move away from that then" I said in a less the enthusiastic tone. I just wanted to go get some new clothes because no matter how many times I washed these they were starting to reek.

"Where to first?" She asked.

I really wanted to get a change of clothes so we had to do that first. "I need a change of clothes first, then we roam." I said casually.

"That's it!" I asked. "What did ya expect a date or something?" I looked at her her cheeks started turning pink but it wasn't enough. "Thought ya didn't swing that way?" I half asked.

"I'm bi not gay!" She told me, she actually sounded amused. Shit, she's gonna turn it on me. "Anyway you'd have to be more awesome to get a date off me."

'Is that a challenge I hear?' I heard Lust say in my head.

'No! I'm not accepting!' I thought with vigor but it came to no use. I felt my body go cold as I lost control of it. 'What the fuck did you do?' I asked I was quite scared actually.

I felt myself back in the hq with Iris. Who was staring intently at a screen with the view I had. I remembered what I had been pulled back at. 'You better fucking not!' I heard Lust internally laughing.

'Oh I am, I will get you in at least one ponies grasp.' Lust said.

'What the hell does that mean?'

'Oh yeah we made a bet with the others that you'd get with somepony, they said you'd be too frigid. Doesn't matter because we got Lust on our side.'

At that moment I heard Lust say in my voice to Dash "Well then I'll come back when I'm awesome enough and we'll have a day out then!" I was surprisingly cockey in that statement. Wow does that what I sound like when I do that? I'm such a tool.

Dash's response came out more arrogant than that. "Well I won't have to worry about my hair anytime soon then." She edge closer to Lust.I'm guessing that was a girl joke because it doesn't seem like her to worry about her hair.

Going too close to Lust is a bad idea because I watched her lean down to Dash's ear and whisper. "Well you're perfect the way you are." Smooth, even for Lust. Wait did she just quote Bruno Mars. Guess it doesn't matter we are in a different world.

Dash didn't reply to that quote instead she just got the shade of red that I wanted her to get and turned away, which Lust began staring at her flank. 'Lust! You fucking bitch!' I shouted- no thought as loud as I can which turns out pretty loud.

'Don't be a spoiled sport you can relax while I take us to a tailors.' She thought well if she's making my life a tad bit harder might as well make it a bit easier as well.

'Fine then, but I'm picking the clothes I don't wanna be a gimp.' I thought .I saw the screen moving in an arch to the left which I'm guessing was her rolling my eyes. 'So what do you mean others?' I asked reverting my attention back to Iris while Lust pointed out mares flanks to Dash. They were making progress though the city and I'm guessing Lust knows where to go.

'Oh that, we talk to them all the time.' She said casually like it was just about shopping.

'What do you mean?' This was confusing me now I thought I had to stop repressing feelings so I could unlock them, like progressing in a game.

'Oh' She realised something. 'We can talk to you and them, but you can only talk to us not them until you stop repressing goddamn feelings.'

We ended up talking about food all the way since I got hungry and I quote Iris on saying 'I may be in the shape of an herbivore but I love myself some bacon.' Which I 100% agree with even though I'm an omnivore.

Once we were there at a shop I was given back control and the two voices inside my head went silent. Man, it's been one strange day. And this day was starting to get late it must have been about 4 now because the sun was going to set in the sky in a while.

I walked into the shop and straight away it looked sketchy, it honestly looked like a demon barbers with all different types of scissors stuck in the wall. "Hello, anyone there?" I asked as loud as I could without shouting. I looked at the actual shop and it looked fine, it was just the scissors in the wall and all the fabrics on the floor.

A colt walked out and he looked a bit scrawny and honestly all crazy. Her had the same coloured fur as my skin but his mane looked all over the plane in an orange mess. "Hi I'm Stitch!" He said sounding like an adult Tweak off South Park. At least the introductions were fine. I was about to start talking when I realised his hoof was stuck out. I reluctantly shook it and shook it and shook it. He wouldn't fucking let go.

I looked back at Dash for help only to realised she was gone, she had bailed on me. Guess I might as well ask for the clothes. "I need some clothes tailored for me. Can you do it?" As soon as I asked that he was gone. It looked as if he just teleported. Was he related to Pinkie, well I don't know. I heard rattling around in the other room.

The colt came back in with some paper and a blueprint in hoofs. "Well I'm glad you came here!" He shouted a bit too loud. He unrolled the blueprint revealing something that looked like it was off the Assassins Creed series. It was a long coat with a hood with a pair of pants and a bandanna. It was creepy for two reasons, One was all the enchantments on it a couple of examples was all the clothes actually turned invisible and the mask actually disguised if needed. The second reason was that it looked crafted for a bipedal of a homosapien sort. The crazed unicorn looked at me for my consent for it.

"No!" I rejected. I was probably scary enough too everybody I didn't need the getup as well.

"Oh c'mon please?" He begged. I didn't know why he was pressing it so much.

'Maybe because you're the only one who fits the description for it!' Iris offered.

'Oh fuck off Iris.' I thought, it seemed like she had gone away because she didn't reply. "No, I don't want it. I just want some normal clothes." I told him.

"It's free?" He offered.It doesn't matter if it's free.

"Still no." I said, he was starting to get on my nerves now. Couldn't he just leave it.

"I'll throw in a crossbow as well." He offered.

'Where do you get a crossbow here?'

"No!" He shouldn't just give me a dangerous weapon with a suit that makes me look like I'm a threat.

He decided it was time to play his wild card. "Well if I'm not making this I'm not making anything else." I was about to just walk out empty handed when I reminded myself how many ponies knew how to make clothes for a bipedal.

I sighed I knew I would come to regret this, but it was something that had to happen. "Okay then. Just make the damn clothes." He began scribbling on the piece of paper. "Don't you need my measurements?" I asked he didn't even know how big I was.

"Already scanned you." He told me without even raising his head. Wow how convenient. "Do you just want these plain?" He asked.

This world probably didn't know the patterns I wanted and I couldn't replicate them. "No thanks."

He asked a question that needed to be asked. "Is there anything else you wear except pants, shirts and jackets?" He looked at me, I wondered how he knew that I wore a top underneath then I put it down to being a common thing that ponies wore tops underneath their jackets or as I thought tuxedos.

"Yeah socks and underpants." He gave me a quizzical look and I started to explain. "Underpants are similar to pants but shorter and made of softer fabrics." I probably should have elaborated that they were usually made of cotton but I forgot. "Socks are..." Hard to explain. I sat down and took my boots off and pulled a sock off. "These!" I said raising it into the air. He grabbed it with telekinesis and brought it over to inspect it. He must have got a whiff of it because he cast a spell on it and then on me, I immediately began to smell a lot better.

He threw the sock back at me and said. "Okay got it, that will be 50 bits." I threw him the amount of bits. "Come back in 3 hours I'll have everything done." He told me.

Well 3 hours isn't a lot of time to make clothes in, if he can complete them then thats impressive. I put my sock and boot on and almost walked out before I realised something I forgot to ask. "How many sets are you creating?" I asked.

"Seven sets one for everyday of the week. You'll have plenty." He looked back at his sheet before saying. "I'm also going to make 14 sets of underpants and socks." He said. It was like he completely knew the whole earth system for wearing clothes. He also didn't seemed to shocked about underwear and socks, which was weird but he is crazy.

I walked outside of the shop and saw no one around the shop, not even Rainbow Dash. My ears started to pick up a high pitched whistle, like air being cut through. I stopped walking forward completely and waited for the high pitched noise to get closer, when it got really close it stopped. I kept waiting as I felt the hairs on the back of my neck standing up. I quickly turned around and yelled "Boo!" At the pegasus sneaking up on me.

Rainbow Dash was a bit shocked before getting angry. "You flankhole!" She couldn't hide her fear to me so she didn't bother.

"So much for being Loyal." I mentioned the Elements and she puffed out her chest before realising what I said and she put on an offended face.

"What does that mean?" She sounded angry.

"Oh don't give me that, you left me in there on my own." I pointed to the shop. "Where was you?" I asked.

"Oh I was meeting the girls, they said we've got rooms in the castle for tonight and meet them at Donut Joe's after you've done your err- erra- er-"

She was fucking up the word errand, how dumb is she? "Errand?" I offered.

"Yeah that, are you done yet?" She asked since I had nothing in my hands.

"Not yet I gotta go back in a couple of hours for them." I told her. "But we can go Donut Joe's now." I told her.

"Oh yeah lets go!" She shot away. I just stood still while she flew off. A couple of seconds later she was back with a sheepish face on. "Whoops forgot you can't fly."

We began the walk to Donut Joe's when she said. "You know you could have just asked Rarity for clothes instead of asking some crazy guy for some." She told me.

"I know, I just didn't want girly clothes." She probably agreed with me. There was literally no-one in sight when we heard a loud noise behind us. I knew that noise and if it was that we was in trouble. Rainbow Dash flinched for a couple of seconds the noise was so loud.

I grabbed Rainbow Dash and ran down the nearest back street and stuck near the wall. "You can come out I'm not going to hurt ya." Someone with a Texas accent shouted. I popped my head out a slight but only to have a barrel next to me explode. It was what I thought it was a gunshot. "Honor come on out and I wont hurt your friend."

"What is he talking about?!" Rainbow Dash said in a hushed whisper. I shrugged my shoulders.

"Who are you?" I shouted to him.

"Oh no names here soldier boy!" He shouted back. "I'm the Element of Treachery."

"That's not an Element!" Dash said clearly confused on what this Element was.

"I'll explain later." I said she didn't press because we was covering from the handgun the man was firing. For all she knew a cannon was trying to hit us.

"Come out Honor!" He shouted, he didn't sound pissed he actually sounded like he was enjoying himself. " No more causing Chaos among these ponies."

This for some reason got me riled up. Honor wasn't Chaos! Them words kept going through my head. "You're just going to cause them pain come out so we can finish this!" He shouted, Rainbow Dash was looking at me shocked I was seriously getting pissed off now. My body was starting to lose control of itself.

'Do it' Something said. I didn't have to think of what to do, my body pulled the spike out of the handle of the knife and hid it up my jackets sleeve. I walked out with me hands up.

The man was actually a chief of police from back home yet moving here had changed him this much. He was wearing a black bullet proof vest on and had a black stetson on, the edge of them had crystal wings on them. The man shot a bullet at me, I did the only thing people would do and flinched.

About three seconds later I had realised I hadn't been hit by the bullet and a blue bubble was around me. "So you're Elements protecting you from projectiles. Come here so I can kill ya!" At that moment I heard Dash whimper, she was terrified. "Don't worry pony your next!" He said in a sly tone. Dash still couldn't moved, she was frozen stiff being terrified. I walked towards him and stood about three meters away from him.

As he was taking the next steps he told me this. "Don't worry I'll make you mare friends death as painless as possible." Those last words sent me over the edge and I pulled out the spike and before he realised it I had hit him in the heart. He fell to the floor with a thud that made me happy. Happy he couldn't hurt my friends , he couldn't kill anyone anymore. I saw the hole I made healing up. Shit he's not dead. I stabbed him in the head to make sure I had time to do everything. I put the spike back in the handle of my blade and grabbed three things off his body. One was his gun which was a smith and wesson revolver and it was loaded with enchantments, one was so it ran by magic from the surrounding area not the bullets. I grabbed his hat and threw it off him so he couldn't use his Element and I grabbed his knife so he couldn't hurt anything else.

"Dash it's okay it's over now. " I shouted to Dash how not came out from her hiding stop I helped her in. She had been crying, I didn't know when that started but she had. Infact I didn't have much control over much that happened. She looked at the body and I was sure she was about to start crying again but she held it in. "I need you to get some rope." She flew off to the nearest place they had rope and got some, it wasn't very far away because she was back within a minute.

I ended up tying him to a nearby tree for guards to deal with. I turned my attention back to Dash just in time to see her faint.

'What the hell do I do now?' I thought.

'You're gonna have to carry her.' The same male voice as before said.

'Who are you?' I asked the new voice.

'Oh me I'm Dexter'

'What should we do with Dash then?' I asked Dexter

'Eww Lust that's discusting. Iris says carry her and now Lust does too'

'Why don't they tell me themselfs?' I asked trying not to sound impolite with the phrase.

'You can only talk to us one at once.'

I just accepted it there because if I didn't my mind would explode with how complacated this situation is. Once I had put Dash into a piggy back pose where she would be comfatable I started to make my way to where Donut Joe's was, I only found it because of Lust remembering where it was for reasons invoving using a donut as a fleshlight. Dash stirred in her sleep and I put her down on a bench. She groaned and then woke up "Just had the weirdest dream."

I decided to let her play it off as a dream so she wouldn't have nightmares for the rest of her life. "Well good job dreams aren't real or this would be weird."

"Yeah it's still weird just not as wierd." She said as she bagan walking towards Donut Joe's, I'm glad she didn't question why she was here or I would of had to explain which I didn't feel like doing.

Once we entered the confectionary shop we were suprised to see the Princess eating cake with them. With her size she probably ate the whole cake to herself. We sat down at the table after a greeting. Rarity was the one to speak first. "So what did you do today?" Me and Dash looked at each other because no one wanted to tell her I went to get clothes from a crazy guy. So we didn't.

"Oh I just went to a shop ordering some bits and bobs." I said smugly. AppleJack looked at me like she knew I was lying. Fucking ponyfied lie detectors. I actually wasn't lying, just bending the truth thats why I think she left it.

About 5 minutes later the Princess pulled me away from the group with her to order some milkshakes and thank god she did because I needed to talk to her. "We need to talk." We said in unison.

"Okay you first." I said letting the Princess talk first.

"We can't descuss it here, we'll talk when we are back at the castle." She said. I grabbed two of the milkshakes with my hands and she grabbed the rest. We went back to the table and acted like nothing happened.