Author's Note

Holy shit I finished the thrid chapter! please comment your thoughts, I really appreciate them.

Party Harty part 1

Whelp, tonight's the night to party. I was rather skeptical about going to this party, even if I was invited by a cute mare. Although, after all the classes I had to take, I found a very interesting note in my room. When I opened it, confetti just bursted out in the thousands. After spitting out the colorful streamers, I read the letter.

HI HI HI HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIIIIIIIIII,
You're invited to a super-duper-spectacular freshmen party tonight, so bring your smile!
From, Pinkie Pie
Go to the big building from the brick pathway (BRING YOUR SMILE STILL...)

... Oh, I can tell this "Pinkie Pie" is going to be loads of fun. So after putting back all the books from my previous classes, I start to get changed into some party clothes. Now I know what you dirty people are thinking, "Oh Lloyd, it's not that kind of party is it?", well no, I just happened to like to go to parties fashionable. I put on my green turtleneck and blue jeans and head out with my bifocals intact. On my way I saw some freshman stallions walking to where I was going so I sheepishly followed them. As I trailed behind them, I could hear a... saucy conversation.

"So Soarin, ya think that mare will be at the party?" A black Pegasus with a light blue mohawk mane asked his friend.

"Rainbow Dash, yeah, she'll be there." replied a white Pegasus with a short dark blue mane. "And when she is, you know I'm going to get in between those legs." he declared as he licked his lips... ew.

"Man, you got no chance with her, you know she's a dyke right?" The black stallion said.

"Shut up Thunderlane, that's just a rumor, I've seen her get feisty before and let me tell you, that's a nice piece of ass I want in a herd." The stallions started laughing hysterically at their sexual desires. I was personally disgusted; they reminded me too much of old jocks at my high school. Luckily for me we were approaching the party. It was held in a nice big brown house; there seemed to be a lot of color coming from the windows. They approached the door and knocked, the only thing I'll see them do that didn't involve getting into somepony's pants. A familiar red stallion opened the door and let them in. He was about to close the door until he spotted me a distance away.

"Hey there stranger, I didn't think I would see ya around here." the familiar Big Mac said, waving for me to come in. I shyly stepped up and entered the party house. I entered and... well, I could say I've seen weirder, crazier parties. Everything was actually pretty tamed for a freshman college party. No drunks, no public sex, not even a game of beer pong. I'm pretty sure if we were back in Philly half of these ponies would be drunk as a skunk.

"T-Thanks, Big Mac... oh, and the names Lloyd, sorry I didn't mention it sooner." I said as I meekly shook his hand, again, getting slightly crushed by it.

"It's no problem there Lloyd. So, first party?" He asked like he knew I didn't get out much... which he would be correct.

"Y-Yeah, I'm new to the whole party thing. I was actually invited here by a mare, but I don't see her anywhere."

"A mare huh, don't get me wrong here, but I didn't think ya were a playcolt."

"N-N-No, we just talked, nothing like that happened."

"Mhmm... so, do ya know the mare's name?"

"Um, I think its Twilight Spookle?"

"Ya mean Twilight Sparkle?"

"Yeah, that's the one."

"Hmm... follow me." Big Mac lead me over to a quiet corner in the house which gave a good view of most of the ponies in the room. He leaned over a wall, which I decided to copy. "Ya see that orange mare with the big ol' hat." he gestured to a mare talking to a white mare. She did indeed have a big hat, a Stetson hat to be exact. She had an orange coat and a blond ma-wait, I've seen her before. She was that orange mare with the group Twilight was in.

"I think I've seen her before, the white one too." I said

"The orange mare happens to be mah sister." Big Mac said in a matter-of-factly tone. I was caught by surprise, but quickly figured that it actually made sense. Big Mac has a strong western accent and the orange mare looks a lot like those sexy cowgirls in playboy... I didn't say that.

"You don't say?" I said with interest.

"Her name's Applejack, and that white mare she's conversing with is her friend Rarity." Big Mac said with wisdom.

"I'm sorry for asking, but why are you telling me this?"

"Those two are friends with Twilight. Mah friend, as some worldly advice from a sophomore who's never had a marefriend, never focus on one mare." Big Mac said as he patted me on the shoulder. I was fucking baffled, Big Mac never had a marefriend? That was insane to think. The stallion had muscles fit for a body builder and was probably the nicest pony I've met so far. However, I was still confused by why he was telling me this

"Not to be rude again Mac, but why point them out to me?" I said as I looked at the mares.

"Just pointing out potential friends for ya partner." Big Mac said with a smile. I always never had the courage to approach people, let alone a different race. Big Mac kind of reminded me of my sole black friend, who was like Kevin Hart except tall. He always tried to get me to socialize with people, which ended with mixed results at best. Also, don't tell him I said this to you, he was a closet bisexual. Yeah, it was quite the shock when he finally told me about it. Although, he and my barber friend do make a cute couple.

"Thanks Mac, it means a lot." I said, feeling that I got my first friend here. Big Mac just smiled back as he looked around the room of partying ponies. "Not a lot of ponies are... well, doing crazy shit in a freshman party." I said, but soon I was struck with a question. "Mac, I just realized you’re a sophomore at a freshman party."

"Ya know Pinkie Pie?" Big Mac asked.

"She was the one who sent the invitations?"

"And she'll be the life of this here party."

"Why?"

"Just wait and see partner." Big Mac noticed something after he assured me. I looked to where he was looking and saw those same two stallions I followed next to... that same blue mare again. "Soarin" as I recall was chatting it up with her while his friend just nodded. The blue mare, who I now assumed was Rainbow Dash, looked bored as hell. I felt sorry for that mare, I've seen too many girls put up with horny guys back in high school.

"Poor Rainbow, had to put up with Soarin for 4 years in high school." Big Mac said as he observed the scene at hand.

"Why's he so occupied to get her attention?" I asked.

"Rainbow's that one mare that's known for being uninterested in relationships. Someponies think she's a fillyfooler, but I know otherwise."

"A filly what?"

"A fillyfooler, like dem lesbians you humans have."

"Oh, well that makes it easier." I said as we continued watching the sad display that was Soarin flirting. "So why's Soarin so interested?"

"Well, it comes from what ah previously mentioned, plus Dash happens to be one of the best fliers Equestria's ever seen."

"That good, huh?"

"One of the best, but enough about that, she'll be fine. What I'm really concerned about for you is to fine Twilight." Big Mac gave me a wink and chuckled at the red that accompanied my face. Mac's eyes shot up when he saw something in the distance. I looked to where he was looking only to find Twilight in another corner of the room. Mac looked at me with a smile and lightly pushed me towards her. "Go get 'em cowcolt." He said and gave me a nonchalant wink. I gave him an annoyed look before I walked over to the mare sitting and reading.

"Uh... hey." I said to her. She looked up from her book and turned to my direction. She gave me an immediate smile when she caught my eye.

"Hey, I didn't think you'd make it." Twilight said as I took a seat next to her.

"Well, you know, when a girl asks me to go to a party, I answer the call ahead of time." I remarked as we both chuckled.

"Liking the party so far?"

"Haven't done anything yet, thought I would just sit back and drink some punch."

"That's not what you should do at a party."

"Ahem." I gestured towards her book and watched gleefully as she blushed. "Don't worry, I won't judge... hypocrite." I whispered and chuckled as she became more flustered.

"S-So, have you meet any new faces." Twilight asked, trying to change the subject.

"No, although I think I made friends with your friend's brother." I said.

"Oh, Big Mac, he's a nice col-wait, how do you know-"

"He told me."

"Ah, that makes sense."

"So where's this 'Pinkie Pie' that's hosting this party."

"You'll know, she usually makes a dramatic entrance." At that moment a huge cake was pulled out from a room. It had vanilla frosting and was as gigantic as Sarah Palin's Alaskan vagina. Twilight looked at that cake like it was going to implode, and it did. The cake literally splattered everywhere and everypony got covered with the vanilla goodness. Out of the cake was the same pink Earth Pony I saw with Twilight before and... hot dayum. This anthro was fucking smoking, ample breasts, nice ass, and that vanilla frosting wasn't helping. I couldn't keep my eyes from the bubbly pink mare, the way she giggled, the way her breasts just lightly bounced, damn I'm lonely. Twilight snapped her fingers and brought me out of my trance.

"Officer, I did not do it." I said as I held my hands up in the air, making Twilight giggle.

"Calm down Lloyd, that's just Pinkie Pie." Twilight said reassuringly.

"Does she usually stay inside cakes." I asked. Twilight just gave me a sheepish look as she saw something approaching us.

"Hello Pinkie." I looked back only to see Pinkie Pie leaning on my chair and looking straight at me. There was a good and a bad, the good, I got to see her tits up close, the bad, she was scaring me.

"Hi Twilight, glad you can make it, I thought you were going to read the night away." Pinkie said, not averting her eyes from me.

"I would have, but you gave me those guilt eyes of yours." Twilight said with a hint of annoyance in her voice.

"You need to meet more ponies, besides, parties are super-duper-uber fun." she said was pulled a party popper. She finally leaned into my face, causing me to get flustered. "Who's your friend, does he shave, is he actually a pony in a human disguise, is he a hitman form Prance, is the cake a li-"

"This is Lloyd, he'll be the only human student attending here." Twilight interrupted. I was still in a staring contest with Pinkie, although her poofy pink hair made it difficult.

"Nice to meet you." I squeaked out, trying not to eye the bountiful cleavage in front of me. Pinkie giggled and backed away, disappeared in a flash, and reappeared next to Twilight. I was baffled, how the flipping fuck-a-doodle cock tease did she do that. Twilight just gave me this look that said "just go with it. "So, uh, nice party." I stated bluntly.

"Thanks, I hope you're gonna stay longer, were gonna have cupcakes." Pinkie said giddily, although cupcakes always made me queasy. As I thought of the terror's of cupcakes, a stallion, most likely drunk, called out to the party ponies.

"Who wants to play 'pin the tail on the pony'?" Pinkie shot right up out of her seat as this was mentioned.

"That is sooooooooooo my game, gotta go Twi, and Lloyd, I'll be seeing you soon." she then jumped off the play the game with the other anthros. I still had a light blush as I looked at my watch. Only 30 minutes passed since I got here.

'This is gonna be a fun party' I mused to myself.