the Derpy story

"La la la la la la!i'm derpy hooves and i'm playing with a calculator!"sang th grey pony obnoctiously.It was just then when he entered the library."Um,hi,uh,it's Ditzy,right?""Hi,and no it's a library,i'm Derpy,by the way!""Oh,hi,Derpy.I'm Dr.whoves.""Ok,hi."

              Um,this is to painful,lets skip ahead about three months.

              "Oh my sweet love muffin!" called Dr.whoves.Derpy flew out of her house,practically running him over."sorry,oh hi my little sweet-snout!"she said adoringly to her colt freind.The Dr. replied"I have a very important question to ask you,my dear."And with a flourish of his horn,he prodused a small box from his saddele bag.he got down on one hoof and asked"Derpy Hooves,would you do me the honor of becoming my wife?"And,as we all know,she said yes.

"RAIRITYI"MGETTINGMARIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"skwaked a very happy Derpy in a very nasaly tone."Oh my Celestia Derpy!What are you talking about!?!""I am getting married!Will you be your wedding planer?""Why yes,of corse.