the Derpy story

                  "And do you,Derpy hooves,take this colt to be your lawfully wedded husband?""Yup!I do""You may kiss the bride!"(*KISS*)

                 "Hey,Derpy,when was the last time you saw a doctor?"Asked the Dr. the next day."Why today silly!""No,i mean a medical doctor.""um,a long time ago.""oh my,i'll get you an appointment!If you are behind on your vaccinations,well,i'd hate to see you sick!"

             "You have an appointment in a month at five.""ok"

            "Honey,its time to go to your doctor's appointment!""ok,coming!"

           "Derpy Whoves to see Nurse Redheart.""ok,please take a seat."

          "Well,Derpy,you are as healthy as a-well,a horse!I only have one thing to say, and that is that you are expecting!""Expecting who,or what?""A foal." "a-a-a-a f-f-foal!?!"(at this point the Dr. faints)*dun dun dun*