the Derpy story

                         (*SMACK*)WAKE UP!!!screamed Derpy  at her husband,who had just fainted."Och!What the hay?Derpy!""Sorry,but you fainted when she said that i'm gonna have a baby!"(here,he almost lost his oats in the proses of vomiting)"I.Just.Can't.Belive.It."he replied after he got his stomach back in order.

                       "Honey,I just realised that i don't know the first thing about taking care of a foal!""Derpy,honestly,relax,I will,along with Twilight will teach you all you need to know!""ok"

                   "Derpy,Dr.,come in!How are you two?""Good,but Derpy here,has problem.When we went to her Dr.'s appointment,we found out that she's pregnant and,um,we need somepony to explain this to her."(**)"um,ok."(My freinds,i will keep this short and simple,after"the talk"Derpy was scarred for life.And then was the delivery and care,not as bad,however,Twi had not gone into full detail in describing the birth part of all this.)

"A foal shower!That's what we need!""Um,Dr.,I think that you just give foals baths""No,I mean a foal shower,a party that ponies come to and a few get you some supplies for the foal.We really don't have the money to buy all that stuff.""Alright,anything to save a few bits i guess.Oh,and speaking of bits,i'v got to get to work,and i'll invite Rainbowdash!""And one more thing.You'll have to temporatily quit work soon,no heavy lifting,or cloud bucking.""But-""But nothing""alright"