How and Why? Season 2!

Flutters just burst in the room, without fucking knocking. And I'm naked in front of her, well, I'm above her because Twi's bed is on a second level thing. But it doesn't help the she flew in, by doing that she had a perfect view of my nude glory. I wonder if the bed has any remnants of last night if ya know what I mean.

"Ya mind knocking first?"

"I... Um... Uh..."

"Did you say Rainbow's in the hospital?" Flutters forgets her normal timidity, a rare sight seen.

"Yes! She is! Come on! We have to go see her!" She then flies out of the room, and assumedly also to Ponyville General Hospital. Me and Twi look at each other. Nothing needed to be said, Skittles is that much of an idiot. We get up out of bed, I change into my robot anthro form.

"So, did you really like last night?" I look to Twi, just when she looks at me, she nods. Still giving me bedroom eyes. "Do you ever think it'll happen again?" Twi thinks for a minute.

"Maybe if we get drunk off our hooves again." We both laugh at her little joke.

"Well, I wouldn't mind it if we did it again."

"With your impressive size, I'd love to go again right now."

"Gettin' a little raunchy are we?" *I never thought those kinda words would leave her muzzle. And did she just compliment me on my dick size!? WHAT THE FU- oh wait. that’s a good thing… Fuck… If she tells everypony I’m so fucked, literally and metaphorically.*

“I did say last night was a night to remember.”

“I know, I know.” I say with a playful tone. “How about we go check up on Rainbow Crash?” Twi giggles a little.

“Alright, let me just fix my mane.” And looks at her flank. “And tail.” She says with a smile. Man, she either really loved last night, or loved me being her first, or both. Anyway, while Twi fixes her mane and tail, I quickly teleport to my house to pick up Echo, who was really to see me. Anyway, I teleport back to Twi’s place before she noticed, she packed her satchel so we make our way to Ponyville Hospital. We make small talk as we head there.

“Are you planning to heal Rainbow?” I look at her and shake my head. “Why not?”

“Because, she needs to learn a lesson about patience. Oh! And did you bring a book for her?” Twi nods. “Which one?”

“One of the Daring Do novels.”

“Excellent choice Twi.”

“Thank you, but do you think she won’t read it?” I chuckle at that.

“What else can she do when her wings are useless at the moment, add the fact that the Doc’s probably gonna make her stay there for who knows how long.”

“That’s oddly specific.”

“Precisely.”

“Wha..? Oh, Oooh! I get it.”

“Finally you’re catching on.” I say as we near the Hospital. We walk in and… it looks like a normal rural clinic; chairs everywhere, hurt and coughing ponies in those chairs, basic shit. Twi goes up to the receptionist. While I idly stand in the background. Many ponies see me and wave. *Finally they stop bowing, was getting fucking weird when they did that.* I think as I wave back. If you’re wonderin’ why I don’t like it when ponies bow to me is simple; I DON’T FUCKING LIKE IT. And that it gets old, fast. Anyway, Twi canters over to me.

“Ok, Rainbow’s in room B-twenty.” I nod and we walk down the hall left of the receptionist. The room that where Skittles was in was third last door on the left. When we spot the door labeled B-twenty I open it, letting Twi go in first. “My my. Such a gentle colt.” I snicker at her remark, and echo just does that silent laugh, weird still.

“Yeah yeah yeah. Just get in.” Twi giggles as she walks in, followed by me. “Hey Skittles! What’s up?” Said rainbow maned pony was bouncing a ball off the wall in front of her, both of wing flared, in a cast. When I speak she notices us.

“Hi Twilight!” She looks at me and snorts like a horse. “Hey Streak.”

“Yeah, I hate you too Dash.” Hearing her normal nickname she turns to me, even Echo, and eyes me suspiciously. “What? I can’t call my friend Dash?” She shakes her head.

“Nothing. It just sounds weird now that you’re calling me that.”

“Would ya rather me-”

“NO!” She shouts, waving her hooves at me. “I mean, it’s just better you finally call me by my awesome nickname.” She puffs her chest out, or doing the best she can while sitting Lyra style on a hospital bed.

“At least I’m fucking modest about mine. And not boasting to the point of extreme exaggeration.” I know I'm exaggerating, but I'm doing it to make a point.

"What ever. Hey! Did ya bring me anything!? Kinda getting boring in here." She asks excitedly.

"We did as a matter of fact." Twi's horn glows in her magenta aura, so does her satchel as it opens, then the famous Daring Do book hovers into view.

"Oh, NO! I am NOT gonna read that book. Or anything!"

"Why not?"

"Because! I'm too cool for books." She puffs out her chest again, looks fucking stupid when she does that on a hospital bed now that I think about it.

"Well, that's all you're gonna get from us, there's really no other form of entertainment at the moment." *I wonder how long it'll take for Equestrian tech to reach the kind we had...*

"Aaaaarrgh!" Dash throws her hooves in the air, while yelling to the heavens. "At this rate I'll die of boredom!" Twi's eye roll.

"Stop exaggerating Rainbow, I'll just leave it here when you decide to read. I have to go." Twi walk out of the room, leaving me with Dash.

"So..." Just then I think Dash remembers something. If the excited face says anything.

"Hey! Can't you heal my wings?"

"I could... Doesn't I'm gonna do that."

"Why not!?"

"Because reasons my little Dashie."

“UGH!” She grunts and flops on to her bed. Not a good thing to do when your wings are in a fucking cast. “Ow...” I walk to the side of the bed and grab a chair to sit in. Or course the chair’s too fucking small so I change to my robo-pony form. I then sit Lyra-style in the chair.

“I’m not gonna heal your wings, but I can at least take the pain away.” I reach over with a hoof and touch one of the wings. When I touch it I use my magic to null the pain, Dash sighs in relief.

“Heh, who knew you had a soft side.”

“Hey, we may not like each other that much, but that doesn’t mean I want to see you in pain, we are friends after all. And besides we all know that you have a soft side, Dashie.” At that her cheeks tint red a little.

“Oh yeah? Prove it!” I smirk.

“Tank, that time at Doge,” Something that happened when I wasn’t there. “when I helped you save Rares and the Wonderbolts. Should I continue?” She pouts, if it was Pinks doing that, it would look so fucking cute; puppy cute. But no, it had to be the brash Dash. Anyway. “Got anything else to talk about Dash?” She thinks for a second; a rare sight seen by any living thing, but in the end she just shrugs. “Dammit, if only I had my music with me.”

“‘Your music’? How does that work?”

“Well, on my world we had tech that allowed you to have your favorite types of music with you, and to listen to it where and whenever you want.”

“That sounds awesome.”

“Yeah, it is. That’s the only things that bums me out about being here. I’m just lucky that there’s always something to do.”

“Like what? There’s like, nothing to do around here!”

“That’s because you sleep on clouds all day lazy ass.”

“HEY!” She would of pounced me, but once again, she forgot about her wings. “Ow...” I sigh and null the pain again, making her groan happily.

*That was weird...* “I can also add in ‘forgetful’ to the list.”

“What list?”

“The ‘Lazy ass Dash’ list.” That was probably thee most terrible joke ever. It sounded so much better in my head. It still got Dash pissed either way so I’m happy.

“Shut up.” She pouts again, but three seconds in and she chuckles. “But it was kinda funny.”

"Huh... I thought it was pretty stupid. Thanks either way."

"No prob. Anyway... What where ya gonna do when you get outa here?"

"Eh... Just walk around, I really have nothing planned, at all."

"Really? When I see ya you're always doing something!"

"That's because shit comes to me."

“Ew...”

“Wha- Oh fuck you. Fuck you...” She bursts out into laughter at her own fucking joke. *Can’t I walked right into that one…* “Who knew you had such a dirty mind.” By now she stopped laughing.

“Who doesn’t?”

“Fluttershy and Twilight.”

“Good point.”

“Where did you even learn that?”

“My dad.”

*Note to self: Present Dad of the Year award to Dash’s dad.* “He must an awesome, or the worst, dad.”

“Whddya mean by worst?” She gives me the stink eye.

“Worst because he probably taught you that at a really young age, best because he taught you that, or encouraged, that kinda language when you were old enough. Where you really that close to your dad?”

“Oh. Ok. And yeah, I was. WHy do you ask?”

“Well, seeing as how your attitude is with everypony, and considering how things were on my world. Somepony like you would normally have what we called, ‘daddy issues’.”

“What?” I let out an exaggerated sigh.

“On my world, someone who had a personality like yours would have family issues; not being loved enough, or your dad didn’t care about you. That’s what I meant.”

“Oooooohh… Nah, me and pops were pretty close.”

“Cool...”

“Why were you asking in the first place?”

“Just wonderin’...” *You better not do it.*

“Really?” She gives me a skeptical look. “Or does it have to do with your family?”

*And she did. Fan-fucking-tastic. Now I have to leave!* “Maybe it does maybe it doesn’t, you just have to dig deeper.” I change into my anthro form as I stand up. I just have to stand on my hind legs to do that. “Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go.” I walk over to the door, I’m just about to open it when Dash calls.

“Wait!” I turn around.

“What?”

“Are you really leaving me with a bucking book?”

“Yeah pretty much, and you’re better off reading it than losing your ball.” I leave the room before she can say or ask anything else. I then walk down the hall, through the reception area, and out the door. And immediately the CMC tackle me. It all happened a little too fast for me to register what exactly hit me. But I just had to look at Echo, who was flying above my head, and everything became clear. “Girls, you mind telling me why all three of you tackled me?” Bloom answers me, after taking a minute to get rid of the stars flying around her head.

“It’s cause we need your help!”

“For what?”

“It’s Big Mac and Miss Cheerilee! They’re in love!”

“And why is that a bad thing?” I’m ashamed of myself at this point, should’ve fucking remembered about the love potion.

“Because we gave them love poison!” They call it poison, I call it potion.

“Ooh… Ok. But before you do that, ya mind gettin’ of a me?” They get confused, I point to my body. They look down and quickly figure why I asked that. They calmer off of me. I stand back up as Echo lands on my shoulder. *I wonder how cool I look with Echo my shoulder?* "You really like it there huh?" To answer my question she hugs my head. "I'll take hat as a yes."

"Awwwww!" Sweetie and Bloom did that thing you do you when you see something heart attack inducing, the cause being something is too fucking cute.

"Blech..." And Scoots had to ruin it. Me, Echo, Bloom and Sweetie give her a stink eye.

"Anyway... How am I supposed to help you out with Mac And Cheerilee?"

"Ah don't know. We all thought that you can help us."

"Heh. Flatter much? Anyway, didn't ya go to Zecora's?"

"We're still scared of going in the Everfree Forest." A shiver can be seen going down their spines.

"Then I can act as your body guard!"

"Body wha..?"

"I can go with you and protect you from the monsters."

"You'd do that for us?" I shrug.

"Yeah, why not?" They cheer.and gallop off to the forest. "Three... Two... One..." The CMC come back, shy looks on their faces. "Ready?" They nod. "Alright! Lets go. But stay in front of me by a few fe- hooves." They nod again and we make our way to Zecora's, at a normal pace.

--------->>>>At Zecora's hut<<<<--------

We made it to her hut without any incident, well... I had to deal with a pack of timber wolves. But all I had to do was let electricity dance across my body and they backed off. The alpha though... had to electrocute the fucker, he was BIG, scars all over his body. Even a big scar ran over his face, making an eye useless. But I made it quick to not horrify the CMC. After that it was just a few more yards when we got to Zecora's. I walk up to the door and knocked, it's followed by the clip-clop of hooves. I take a step back as the door opens.

"Ah! Golden Streak and three little fillies, what do I owe your plea?" The CMC tilt their heads in confusion.

"Word spread around that quickly eh? Yeah, we need a cure for the love potion. Ya got anything for that?"

"I'm afraid I do not have a cure, neither can I make such a brew."

"Oh... Well, thanks anyway!" Me, Echo and the CMC walk back to Ponyville, wave to the zebra as we depart. "So, do any of you know where the two lovebirds can be?" I ask when we make it back.

"I think they're still at the park."

"Ok, lets get there before they kiss." I teleport us to the park, I do a quick look around and spot the lovebirds under a tree. And from the angle of my view it looks like a fucking chick flick. Making haste I electrify myself and walk over to Mac and Cheerily. When I'm close enough I contemplate how I'm going to remove the spell. *I can probably do the same thing with casting a spell... But maybe change it to a negative spell? Eh... Fuck it, I'm just gonna use chaos magic.* I snap my fingers and their heads are covered in clouds for a second. I walk back to the CMC and stop the flow of electricity in my body. Aaand everything comes back to normal time. Mac and Cheerily pause, the CMC hold their breath.

"Um... Where are we?"

"Ah don't know..."